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I am stealing everyone's material today:p Just had to post this, welshfargo posted it on our rollcall and it is sooo funny....he is very clever!!

 

For those that dont know, duck and chook has been my and Geri's nicknames for each other since we were very little:) .........and here's a link to our blog we have started for out Tahiti cruise, since blogs are all the go, thought we would have a shot, so our family and friends can see what we are up to for 28 days!! we have some messages already, thanks guys!!:)

 

http://www.getjealous.com/ducknchook

 

 

Meet & Greet at Moreson's Hotel:

Hosted by your Cruise Chicks, the Dynamic "Duck & Chook"

For welcome Pecks (No tongue)

 

Sailaway Party on Lido Deck:

Be sure to get eggcited & eggstatic, dance to the sound of Flock.

 

Fitness: Meet at Lido Cafe Bar @ 6.15am

Meet Chook for a quick eleven times fly around the funnel.

 

"Crossing the Equator" in the Hot Tubs...Baja Deck 10 aft.

All welcome, NO ducking.

 

International Showlounge Films. Deck 7 & 8 forward.

"Gone with the Wind"

Starring Cluck Gable, who said these immortal lines:

"Frankly my dear, I dont give a quack!

 

"Seagulls over Wollongong"

Starring Geoffrey Thrush.

 

International Show Lounge Shows.

"THE POULTRY SISTERS"

Straight from their tour of Las Vegas and Port Macquarie RSL

Featuring the Pacific Iderdown Showband.

Presented by Cruise Director: Slosh.

Warning: Dont sit upstairs (Deck 8 forward) because you will think Duck & Chook are playing mouth organs.

 

Dome...Deck 14 forward.

Beginners Chicken Dance lessons....with Duck

Learn the fowl way of getting scrambled.

 

Palm Court Dining Room.

Signets are not permited in the Dining Room, shorts are not permitted during dinner henless you are over 5' 6' tall.

 

Chez Shore Tours. Baja Deck.

You are too late, that's no yoke.

 

Bengal Bar.

If you can cackle that's eggcellent, if you cant get addled.

 

Cockadoodledo.:) :)

 

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Welsh Fargo :)

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Reminds me of the time i was at the chicken shop and asked the lady behind the counter to see her breasts, the death look she gave me told me she had no sense of humor, or was it the kick in the leg my wife gave me!:D

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Nicely done Welsh Fargo.

 

I thought of a couple more, but I don't want to ruffle any feathers.

 

Although, I did find info on the Poultry Sisters after a gig in Port Macquarie.

 

http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showpost.php?p=10762830&postcount=32

 

Haha, cool Geoff forgot about that one!

 

Would you be a luvvy and find the denim and lace clip......think Geri needs a bit of practice for the Chicken dance,

 

Chez

xx

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