Perry was a Celebrity regular for a bit of time.
My only suggestions are that whether you love the show or not… smile, laugh(grimace), clap and do not leave before the performance is over.
Looks like you are correct, time to get on the phone with your travel agent, (Or Royal)
cruisinfanatic appears to have rescinded a couch joke, perhaps?
Local police have been "cracking down" (arresting) people with sting operations. I doubt that they have stopped everything, but apparently are trying to save the tourist dollars. We've been there 5 times in the last year and never felt unsafe.