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REVIEW -Explorer - 8th Time is not the Charm

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OOPS sorry, I promised a way to see the shoot results.

 

SOPA, please turn away right here. I have had my 5th warning and am currently awaiting my set of steak knives.

 

To you guys (sexist assumption I know but what are the odds? :D) you can follow these steps but don't blame me if you object to beautiful women sometimes in formal gowns; casual catalog wardrobe and (oh yeah) the occasional bikini.:

 

Go to Google

Search for Bilsen Galleries

On the home page, just below the slide show is the "Featured" section.

There are four Bermuda Galleries there. They are not complete yet but you'll get the idea.

 

Enjoy all the hard work the three models did. OR go to all that trouble, become outraged and report me again. Your call and having said how little I care, I've said more than I care to say.

 

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. ;)

 

 

Great and balanced review(s)!

 

Eric

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JohnGaltny

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Just when I think I wasted 5 minutes of my life reading your

review, I find the pictures. I recommend your next review starts with your last post first.

 

 

LOL Mark. It's definitely a thought but I think my next several cruises will be straight vacations. You have NO idea how much hard work is involved in satisfying 3 models (Photographically - I have less idea than you about any other possibility. :D)

 

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

 

Great and balanced review(s)!

 

Of course, when I was playing baseball (years and pounds ago) we had a 4th category - SMELL LIKE EVIL.

 

Thanks for taking the time, John...nice review

You're welcome Cats. I actually have fun poking at life's little scabs. Besides, I'm much funnier when I'm mad.

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I love that start, I'll probably steal it for my next review. Its been a couple of years since I've been on a new ship so I have put less of the stuff many people want in reviews (compasses, food porn) and made my recent reviews more random thoughts and notes. Off to read the rest, considering Explorer in 2016.

 

Sorry I missed this Bill. Feel free to steal from me at any time. There are not many with my particular off center view of the world.

 

Explorer was my favorite ship of every one in my sig. Assuming she is still here I would not hesitate to sail in her again. I just hope that RCI reverses this downward trajectory at some point soon.

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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. ;)

 

Eric

 

Maybe you could have a discussion with the demons that reside inside my head.

 

They see evil, hear evil, and speak evil ..... all the time.

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OOPS sorry, I promised a way to see the shoot results.

 

Go to Google

Search for Bilsen Galleries

On the home page, just below the slide show is the "Featured" section.

There are four Bermuda Galleries there. They are not complete yet but you'll get the idea.

 

Enjoy all the hard work the three models did. OR go to all that trouble, become outraged and report me again. Your call and having said how little I care, I've said more than I care to say.

 

I viewed the photos, but was somewhat disappointed that you failed to post any pictures of the Asian elephants from the Indian wedding.

 

Geez!

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I viewed the photos, but was somewhat disappointed that you failed to post any pictures of the Asian elephants from the Indian wedding.

 

Geez!

 

LA Gal, those demons in your head are blocking your vision. Can you come to NY soon so I can photograph them with my "special" gorgeous demon camera??

 

This is the first time I'm reading one of your reviews and I love it!!!! I can't get enough. I must find your past reviews and read!!

 

Thanks Child. They are all right down below in my signature.

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What does this mean :rolleyes: What are you counting and why?

 

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What does this mean :rolleyes: This is the Sarcastic symbol !! (Just in case anyone mistakes my post for being rude or mean! I was just being sarcastic.)

 

What are you counting and why? I'm counting the number of times 'Mr Galt' used the word Model in his review... Why... I just don't find his reviews funny or informative... but after the first few lines I kept reading hoping I would learn to enjoy it. Alas, I did not. Humor is subjective. I was amazed at the number of times it mentioned the word. Somewhat amused by this I though it might make a good drinking game, but rethought that, and decided to make sure I had as many cruises booked as he used the word... so therefore... 13 next cruises on the books. :D

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What are you counting and why? I'm counting the number of times 'Mr Galt' used the word Model in his review... Why... I just don't find his reviews funny or informative... but after the first few lines I kept reading hoping I would learn to enjoy it. Alas, I did not.

 

Reminds me of the guy that likes banging his head against the wall because it feels so good when he stops.

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What does this mean :rolleyes: This is the Sarcastic symbol !! (Just in case anyone mistakes my post for being rude or mean! I was just being sarcastic.)

 

What are you counting and why? I'm counting the number of times 'Mr Galt' used the word Model in his review... Why... I just don't find his reviews funny or informative... but after the first few lines I kept reading hoping I would learn to enjoy it. Alas, I did not. Humor is subjective. I was amazed at the number of times it mentioned the word. Somewhat amused by this I though it might make a good drinking game, but rethought that, and decided to make sure I had as many cruises booked as he used the word... so therefore... 13 next cruises on the books. :D

 

 

LOLOL That's great Linda. Counting up the mentions on what was primarily a photoshoot cruise. I like that but then sarcastic is what I appreciate best..

 

As for my humor, I'd be the first (actually probably 635th) to tell you that some likes it and some don't. No harm in that and I appreciate you giving me the full read before making your decision.

 

Carrying over from that "other" thread, I still wish you, and us all, the best possible cruises.

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Reminds me of the guy that likes banging his head against the wall because it feels so good when he stops.

 

 

That's a shame LA GAL. Based on your avi, you belong on a photo cruise BUT I'd have to call you a model.

 

 

14 :rolleyes:

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That's a shame LA GAL. Based on your avi, you belong on a photo cruise BUT I'd have to call you a model.

 

 

14 :rolleyes:

 

OMG... You must have read my mind (scary thought)... I just booked another cruise... taking my sister and her hubby with us!! June 2015...

 

If you are ever on a cruise with me I'll buy you a drink!! :D

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