Cruise Chips!

[easyboy]

I guess we'll never find out what cruise chips are.

Looks like.

[swedish weave]

Whatever y'all are drinking, I WANT SOME!!!!

[Bill B]

Whatever y'all are drinking, I WANT SOME!!!!

 

Are you sure? You know it's Princess prize giveaway/art auction 'champagne'... right?...the same stuff they used to serve at Pelican Bay 'Super Max' penitentiary in California until the prisoners got it stopped by citing the prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment. It's been known to cause more hallucinations than absinthe. Before imbibing, you must agree to be implanted with a subdural 'cruise chip' in order to monitor your location and vital signs.

[caribill]

Don't do it! Not only will you get busted for throwing things off the ship but really isn't necessary as he's already booked in the new "Rowboat Class" so he gets specialty dining.

 

The specialty dining is all the fish you can catch (as sushi, not cooked) with the rod and reel provided in the new Rowboat Class.

 

Please note that the rod and reel are only for the first two passengers in the Rowboat Class booking. The 3rd and 4th passengers must grab their fish with their hands as the fish swim past the rowboat.

[Colo Cruiser]

Hi Bill,

Yes you can. I just put your name on the wait list. Because you are a connoisseur of good champagne you will receive a free bottle of Princesses $1.00 champagne bottled everyday in the boiler room. :eek: Just letting you know we only give this to our good customers. See you on the Rowboat. :) :).

From the Captain of the Rowboat,

Tony

 

With 4 Advil taped to the bottle Tony.

[Lucky TGO]

With 4 Advil taped to the bottle Tony.

 

Hi Keith,

We had to stop giving out the 4 Advil it was to expensive. We do have something almost as good. One of the cabin stewards makes it in the laundry room on the Rowboat. :) :)

From the Captain of the Rowboat,

Tony