The Bistro- Off topic and fun posts!

[Robato Wild]

33 minutes ago, soupysailor said:

A dyslectic from Boca Raton,

Upped his post count by one.

Then he sailed off to France.

And dropped down his pants,

And showed us his Roca Baton.

 

A poet online quite formidable,

Writes verse that is uncontrovertible. 

Whether he's lad or she's lass,

I've been kicked in the *ss,

By the force of a dangling particip-able!

 

[Leejnd4]

25 minutes ago, Robato Wild said:

 

A poet online quite formidable,

Writes verse that is uncontrovertible. 

Whether he's lad or she's lass,

I've been kicked in the *ss,

By the force of a dangling particip-able!

 

 

On a cruise ship two poets did spar

With words as sharp as a czar

One rhymed with great wit,

While the other said "sh*t"!

Till they both fell asleep at the bar!

 

 

 

Edited June 2, 2023 by Leejnd4
Thought of a funnier line

[Robato Wild]

12 minutes ago, soupysailor said:

There once was a prince now of Wales,

T'was in need of much soupier sails.

Please don't misinterpret

This short name for Margaret

T'was an activity that may just tip the scales,

 

In the Bistro where several have penned,

What just yesterday none could comprehend.

But it's hard to ignore,

When one goes back door.

Oh well, we'll all get what's deserved in the end!

[Leejnd4]

Just now, soupysailor said:

 

Robato Wild is a true fanatic,

Who writes ribald verse from his attic,

Exclusive of fees,

I'm now weak in my knees.

And now all my posts are erratic.

 

 

There once were three poets so clever,

Their rhymes flowed like a meandering river.

But on the throne of high wit,

Only one could sit,

And THIS wordsmith was crowned forever! 😝

[Robato Wild]

13 minutes ago, Leejnd4 said:

There once were three poets so clever,

Their rhymes flowed like a meandering river.

But on the throne of high wit,

Only one could sit,

And THIS wordsmith was crowned forever! 😝

 

LeeAnne was not a landlubba,

Upstaged once by a small dog named Bubba.

She posed hot with cigar,

But her one true lodestar,

Was an autographed phylactic of rubba!

[Leejnd4]

37 minutes ago, Robato Wild said:

 

LeeAnne was not a landlubba,

Upstaged once by a small dog named Bubba.

She posed hot with cigar,

But her one true lodestar,

Was an autographed phylactic of rubba!

 

BAAAHAHAHAHA!!

 

Okay okay, you win. I CONCEDE! The crown is yours.

[Robato Wild]

30 minutes ago, Leejnd4 said:

 

BAAAHAHAHAHA!!

 

Okay okay, you win. I CONCEDE! The crown is yours.

 

Thanks, but I have this strange feeling that even if @soupysailor loses, he wins.

 

[Keith1010]

Always a fun place to visit when cruising.  This was from 2019.  Look forward to returning.

 

 

Keith 

 

 

[johng75370]

There once was a line called Crystal

Their finances were somewhat abysmal

Funcle Albert and his axe

Gave the cabins a few whacks

Now it’s a ferry from Bristol

[Leejnd4]

1 hour ago, FuncleAlbert said:

Sure, but can any of you laureates make up a rhyme with Funcle Albert? 😀

 

Well shoot. I really can't walk away from such a challenge. Damn you!

 

There once was a Funcle named Albert

Who loved nothing more than to stir up the dirt

In the forum for Crystal

He was such a pistol

He couldn't control his own blurt!

 

[rafinmd]

I have no sunrise for June 2 but I'm doing a sunset for June 1 from my 2015 Prinsendam Kiel Canal cruise.  It was 9:45PM local time when it was taken so it was by then June 2 at my house:

 

 

Roy

[Leejnd4]

There once were poets so full of grace,

Their words danced with an elegant pace.

But their wit ran out of ink,

Leaving their thoughts on the brink,

Now their rhymes stumble all over the place!

 

Okay I'm officially done now. LOL!

[finnegan again]

First post!

 

Once, a young Miss from Lancaster

Asked "Captain, why can't you sail faster?"

The ship, which was stellar,

But for one rogue propeller,

Struck the Miss from behind and disaster!

 

{dis-ast-her}

 

[Keith1010]

Ready to Cruise. Ready for great Food.

 

 

 

 

 

Keith

[rafinmd]

I have another sunset rather than a sunrise, and it's again from my 2015 MS Prinsendam cruise.  June 3 was a turnaround day in Ijmuiden between segments of a Baltic, followed by British Isles cruise.

 

 

Roy

[Leejnd4]

5 hours ago, Keith1010 said:

Ready to Cruise. Ready for great Food.

 

 

Your pic is way better than mine! Both make me salivate tho. 😉 

[Keith1010]

Of all our visits to Glacier Bay this day in mid-April as part of the 2012 World Cruise was the most memorable.

 

Keith

 

[rafinmd]

Today's sunrise is another from my 2015 Prinsendam B2B.  June 4 was a sea day from Ijmuiden, Netherlands to Portland, UK:

 

 

 

Roy

[Keith1010]

Ready to eat.

 

Getting ready.

 

Can't wait.

 

Bags packed.

 

Keith

 

 

 

 

 

[rafinmd]

Today's sunrise is from my  2009 Blount cruise from Chicago to New Orleans.  On June 5 we were at Grand Rivers, Kentucky.

 

 

Roy

[Keith1010]

April, 2019

 

Montenegro.

 

Keith

 

[Mr Luxury]

3 hours ago, Keith1010 said:

April, 2019

 

Montenegro.

 

Keith

 

Kotor

A lovely place

[rafinmd]

Today's sunrise is from my 2015 Prinsendam B2B.  On June 6 we visited St. Peter Port, Guernsey.

 

 

Roy

[FlyerTalker]

Just a note -- in the Singapore Cruise Center (at Harbourfront), there is still the large model of the Serenity.  It didn't get moved or replaced during the transition from OC to NC.  Probably owned by the govt of Singapore.

 

It's nice to see - still in the "old colors" with the two red stripes of NYK on the mast.  Forgive the reflections on the glass case - I didn't have my regular camera with the polarizing filter.

 

 

[Keith1010]

Very nice FlyterTalker.  Thanks for sharing the photos.

 

Keith