wormfarmer Posted September 24, 2007 #1 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Here is some good information for you. This is about dying while onboard the ship. Make sure you take out travel insurance to get the body home!! http://www.smh.com.au/news/cruising/death-is-not-uncommon-on-ships/2007/09/19/1189881571317.html# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snorkelman Posted September 24, 2007 #2 Share Posted September 24, 2007 yep, they either keep the body in the kicthen freezer or cooler. I can't remember. My mom was on a cruise where she had to do CPR on a guy who died of a heart attack, so she knows about where they kept the body. They were at sea, too far for a chopper at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earlethepearl Posted September 24, 2007 #3 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Great link Worm man! We all wonder about these things and never really think about the costs of returning a body to the states. That could max your card out quick! No more Drinks of the Day for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegs222 Posted September 24, 2007 #4 Share Posted September 24, 2007 We had a lady die on our cruise, found out about it when we were at the airport. They kept that one quiet LOL. I often wondered what they did with her body. I thought maybe they had thrown her overboard in some kind of ceremony, but then everyone would have found out about and we sure would not want that :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoinCruisin Posted September 24, 2007 #5 Share Posted September 24, 2007 yep, they either keep the body in the kicthen freezer or cooler. I can't remember. My mom was on a cruise where she had to do CPR on a guy who died of a heart attack, so she knows about where they kept the body. They were at sea, too far for a chopper at the time. Now we are going to have people thinking there are bodies kept with the beef :p They do have facilities (makeshift morgue if you will) on the ships, people die on cruise ships, and they are well prepared for it... most people never know that someone dies on the ship, unless you know the codes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Number Posted September 24, 2007 #6 Share Posted September 24, 2007 How much do you tip a mortician? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegs222 Posted September 24, 2007 #7 Share Posted September 24, 2007 How much do you tip a mortician? :eek: I guess it depends on how good a shape the "body" is :eek: That would just be my luck, die on a cruise:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seafun Posted September 24, 2007 #8 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I wondered why that beef dish at the buffet was so chewy.. :eek: Just kidding! Joke, just a joke! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Number Posted September 24, 2007 #9 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I wondered why that beef dish at the buffet was so chewy.. :eek: Just kidding! Joke, just a joke! :p Filet Mingeorge? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
direfun2000 Posted September 24, 2007 #10 Share Posted September 24, 2007 How much do you tip a mortician? :eek: I'm a mortician. I say send me on a cruise as a tip.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Number Posted September 24, 2007 #11 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I guess it depends on how good a shape the "body" is :eek: Always leave a beautiful corpse. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Number Posted September 24, 2007 #12 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I'm a mortician. I say send me on a cruise as a tip.:) How many times a day to people tell you, "People must be dying to meet you!"? :o:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegs222 Posted September 24, 2007 #13 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Here is some good information for you. This is about dying while onboard the ship. Make sure you take out travel insurance to get the body home!! http://www.smh.com.au/news/cruising/death-is-not-uncommon-on-ships/2007/09/19/1189881571317.html# Just curious, what happens if you do not have insurance, they throw the body overboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckycruzer Posted September 24, 2007 #14 Share Posted September 24, 2007 there is a morgue on board, as well as a bastille. Pax die, not DYE..often, especially with the older/longer/worldly cruise pax, altho it can happen any time to anyone. They are removed from cabin by rolled up carpet type thing on a cart..and if out in public area, mostl likely by a wheel chair first. Dr pronounces , and fills out necess. papers for re-entry to debark port, unless it is a re=po..then thatz a whole nudder story.Customes has to clear body paperwork b4 debark of all pax...pending info of no fowl play. It can hold up the process for hours, as it did my inlaws years back, also one of my 1st cruises. It was Ftl to Ftl, and I saw the hearse remove the body from the crew hold by gurney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
direfun2000 Posted September 24, 2007 #15 Share Posted September 24, 2007 How many times a day to people tell you, "People must be dying to meet you!"? :o:D ALL THE TIME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidandPaula Posted September 24, 2007 #16 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Gee, my instructions were not to take me home if that happened. Just a pity the cruise ships do not have cremation facilities to speed it up a bit as I wanted my ashes scattered in the Med (water is nice and warm and lots of topless swimmers). I did change my mind later on when in Rome and now the instructions have changed so I can be scattered in the protestant cemetery in Rome, such a peaceful and lovely venue. But now we are home I am sure that the vegie garden in the back yard will be the family choice to reduce the drain on the estate. David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In2why Posted September 24, 2007 #17 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Gee, my instructions were not to take me home if that happened. Just a pity the cruise ships do not have cremation facilities to speed it up a bit as I wanted my ashes scattered in the Med (water is nice and warm and lots of topless swimmers). I did change my mind later on when in Rome and now the instructions have changed so I can be scattered in the protestant cemetery in Rome, such a peaceful and lovely venue. But now we are home I am sure that the vegie garden in the back yard will be the family choice to reduce the drain on the estate. David Heck I am with you....me or anyone dies on our cruise and I guess we will find out the cost of cremation in the Carribean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peto Posted September 24, 2007 #18 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Just toss my dead a$$ overboard. No one will miss me ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUISE KING Posted September 24, 2007 #19 Share Posted September 24, 2007 there is a morgue on board, as well as a bastille. Pax die, not DYE..often, especially with the older/longer/worldly cruise pax, altho it can happen any time to anyone. They are removed from cabin by rolled up carpet type thing on a cart..and if out in public area, mostl likely by a wheel chair first. Dr pronounces , and fills out necess. papers for re-entry to debark port, unless it is a re=po..then thatz a whole nudder story.Customes has to clear body paperwork b4 debark of all pax...pending info of no fowl play. It can hold up the process for hours, as it did my inlaws years back, also one of my 1st cruises. It was Ftl to Ftl, and I saw the hearse remove the body from the crew hold by gurney I know we are not supposed to complain about typeos but *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wentworth Posted September 25, 2007 #20 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I know we are not supposed to complain about typeos but *****? You're complaining about typos ? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted September 25, 2007 #21 Share Posted September 25, 2007 How many times a day to people tell you, "People must be dying to meet you!"? :o:D Probably the same number who ask the Captain, "If you're HERE, who's driving the ship?":D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Number Posted September 25, 2007 #22 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Probably the same number who ask the Captain, "If you're HERE, who's driving the ship?":D :D lol Wait a tick.... Who is driving the ship during the Captain's party? Gilligan must have been driving during that 3-hour tour. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French_Fry Posted September 25, 2007 #23 Share Posted September 25, 2007 lol Wait a tick.... Who is driving the ship during the Captain's party? Gilligan must have been driving during that 3-hour tour. :eek: Mr. Sulu, the helmsman!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aplmac Posted September 25, 2007 #24 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Heck I'm with you....me or anyone dies on our cruise and I guess we will find out the cost of cremation in the Caribbean. Here in Barbados, last cost I knew about (March 2003, when Mum passed away) it was Bds.$1,600 for the cremation. That's U.S. $800 in 'Real Money'. Just so's you know. ________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phopte Posted September 25, 2007 #25 Share Posted September 25, 2007 [snip] Pax die, not DYE..often, especially with the older/longer/worldly cruise pax, altho it can happen any time to anyone. [snip] Acutally, I bet more passengers dye than die, "especially with the older/longer/worldly cruise pax." Haven't you seen all the big (blue) hair do's on formal night? Why, I bet I can count a ton of people (pun intended :D ) at the pool that are dyed as it generally turns them orange instead of tan. :eek: :D Just kidding folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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