The next 9 correct posters win a prize.......

[wrp96]

Does anybody remember the time I had a newbie convinced that if there was an extra berth in their room that was where the onboard entertainers would sleep?:p

[Sue L]

Does anybody remember the time I had a newbie convinced that if there was an extra berth in their room that was where the onboard entertainers would sleep?:p

 

 

I remember that, it was a great thread. hehehehhe

[The Big Booper]

So Wrona moved from Alaska to Arkansas. How long will it take her to get to Wyoming? and when did she move from Alabama to Alaska?

[firefly333]

Im so tired of the joke about the escalator that carries people from fore to aft, that when they start on those jokes, I try to shut them out. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! sorry, thats my reaction to hearing them each cruise.

[Bell Ringer]

Last year on our cruise to Bermuda, this lady kept asking the captain ( at the question and answer session) "What states have we passed through to get to Bermuda?" :eek:

[VAHockeymom]

Last year on our cruise to Bermuda, this lady kept asking the captain ( at the question and answer session) "What states have we passed through to get to Bermuda?" :eek:

 

Oh Yikes! Where's Jay Leno when you need him!??!! Those kinds of questions tell me that our public school system really needs to be teaching more geography! Holy cow!

[suziehmkr]

Oh Yikes! Where's Jay Leno when you need him!??!! Those kinds of questions tell me that our public school system really needs to be teaching more geography! Holy cow!

 

Maybe he needs to do his next JayWalk on a cruise ship! :p :D

[VAHockeymom]

Maybe he needs to do his next JayWalk on a cruise ship! :p :D

 

I agree! Email the show and recommend that...it would by hysterical to have him be a guest!

[EmpressofPurple]

"Yesterday I rode the Tuesday elevator, and this morning I was lucky enough to catch the Wednesday elevator. Where are the elevators for the other days of the week?"

[driftingaway2017]

Do you have cruises to Las Vegas? :)

 

Can I fish off the side of the ship?

 

If I rent a car in one port, can I return it in the next?

 

How long will the 30 minute massage take?

[Canadian_Commodore]

One of my all time fav's.....

 

"What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt??????":D

 

Warren and Yvonne

[Merion_Mom]

Does anybody remember the time I had a newbie convinced that if there was an extra berth in their room that was where the onboard entertainers would sleep?:p

 

Wasn't that poor CKRobyn?

[FitzLA]

One of my all time fav's.....

 

"What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt??????":D

 

Warren and Yvonne

 

You've got to me kidding me? Really? Someone asked this? :eek:

[Merion_Mom]

You've got to me kidding me? Really? Someone asked this? :eek:

 

Tim, that really IS one of the "top 10". :eek:

[Wilda]

"Yesterday I rode the Tuesday elevator, and this morning I was lucky enough to catch the Wednesday elevator. Where are the elevators for the other days of the week?"

 

 

Now that's funny:)

[firefly333]

Can I fish off the side of the ship?

 

Iv seen this question on CC numerous times. Also, can a fly a kite off the back of the ship from my balcony.

[suziehmkr]

Iv seen this question on CC numerous times. Also, can a fly a kite off the back of the ship from my balcony.

 

And "Will my balcony table have an umbrella for shade?"

[VAHockeymom]

And "Will my balcony table have an umbrella for shade?"

 

Wait! If the wind caught all those umbrellas, it could slow the ship down! Or worse, wind on only one side would make us sail in circles! Hee hee hee:D

[jmf123]

"Yesterday I rode the Tuesday elevator, and this morning I was lucky enough to catch the Wednesday elevator. Where are the elevators for the other days of the week?"

 

A friend (on a Princess cruise to Hawaii) told me that a passenger ran by her during the cruise, saying "I have to catch a 7:30 elevator!"...

[wrp96]

Wasn't that poor CKRobyn?

 

 

No she was the one someone got over soap.

 

No this was an innocent thread about "What happens if there is an extra berth in my room?" And I was in a joking mood and answered. Next time I looked, not only did I have the OP believing me but several other newbies. OOPS!! Don't think that poster ever believed anything else I said after that.

[wrp96]

"I booked an oceanview room but I only have a view of the parking lot."

[alwalaska]

Do you have cruises to Las Vegas? :)

 

Can I fish off the side of the ship?

 

If I rent a car in one port, can I return it in the next?

 

How long will the 30 minute massage take?

 

That last one isn't as funny as the rest because the 30 minute massage actually includes about 20 minutes of massage and about 10 minutes of product sales on some ships, or if you get lucky and get close to 30 minutes of massage, you stay longer for the sales pitch.

 

I am enjoying reading all of these and laughing. My son's favorite was "What elevation are we at?" There were a couple that being the overly analytic kid that he is, he said, "I can see where that could confuse someone?".:rolleyes:

[PattyG12]

I think someone needs to sent the whole list to the CDs at RC so maybe the top 10 could change from cruise to cruise!

[alphakitty]

The Ten Questions:

 

1. Is the water in the toilet saltwater or freshwater?

 

The classic answer to this one is: I don't know for two reasons...#1 and #2. :p

[suziehmkr]

I have also seen the question...

 

Do inside cabins have windows?