Roscoe13

Thigh Gap????

Could you not search the word Patters?

Only if he conducts his classroom like it's a cruise... Holymoly! Folks we have an idea 💡 Here I am at little JB's desk. What a mess! And his homework is never on time! Luckily for him it's drink:thirty and the casino just opened...

My pickleball buddy is a Marc with a C...we went to Starbucks and he ordered and asked his name...Marc with a C, he said... 2 minutes later I hear the barista yell out, Carc!! Drink for Carc

Double fist!!

So you got the Makers but not the Mark?

FYI, and I'm not even joking, they have decided that the term Civil War is somehow offensive to some people... I have lived in Oregon for over 64 years now and grew up with the Civil War and I will continue to call it that!! The new PC term is Rivalry Game...don't want to turn your most excellent review into a political discussion but seriously? On a better topic the Ducks won!

Here I was thinking of what a positive male role model you are in the children's lifes... Kids need stability in their life...just remember what would Jimmy say(WWJS) It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

Paul, while you were out Jenny called... 867530 Niiine

Don't look back @Saint Greg...somebody is gaining on you!

Might hold off on the party planning committee meetings. Apparently Mr. Bega was caught up in the ME TREE movement when he was sued by Monica, Erica and Rita for polygamy...

Imagine if you will, a cruising world where Payton Manning is your cruise director... Omaha, Omaha, Barracuda, Blue Whale, Crab, Crocodile, Omaha!!

I zoomed in on the instruction sheet that they are reading... "Hey GF, it says right here that Kraken is a rum and not a hockey team in Seattle! Who knew?"

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here...

You DO have a logo...Carpe Drinkum

I believe the correct expression is turnt...but please don't ask me to conjugate it!

Tastes Great!...

I'm sensing a OnlyFans page for you two... BTW, did you see a dark Camaro going the other direction as you entered the port area?

Penalty! Excessive Waffle Celebration! 15 yards and loss of fork! And NO!! It is not reviewable!!

More than one! In my experience once you tap the keg...

Whilst you're there could you pick me up some of that honey walnut shrimp? Yeah, I know it's an upcharge but to quote Fifth Harmony: Baby I'm worth it!!

Perhaps everytime you cruise on Princess you should consider a name change from Saint Greg to... 2 Glasses Greg!

Low would be an upgrade...

Your bottle opener is my church key!

I'm reasonably sure they got your number from an Aids Charity Walk list...