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  1. Roscoe13
    I have it on good authority that she'll be back relatively soon to put a bow on this review. She got called away to do a sample cruise out of Fort Wayne, Indiana... So far she's not impressed...only one ititnerary and the ports suck!!
  2. Roscoe13
    Listen, speaking from experience... When you are in the Megan presence...you know! Much like the twilight zone but not eerie and no Rod Steiger
  3. Roscoe13
    Stay golden Ponyboy!!
  4. Roscoe13
    Exactly what I was thinking. We call that an attention, well, lady who works in the evenings!!
  5. Roscoe13
    Sounds like you need to hire a personal BG... You know what I charge and how I like 'em served.
  6. Roscoe13
    Was it over when the Germans bombed Pear Harbor?
  7. Roscoe13
    Wish I was there, I don't have as much career to risk as Mr. Megan...I would've told them in very certain terms that they effed with the wrong Marine!!
  8. Roscoe13
    You inspired me to pay homage to Kalish the Bon Jovi lyrical way... Kalish used to work on the decks, ship lifes been a hike He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough GF works the diner all day, working for her man She brings home her pay, for love, mmm, for love Oh, halfway there! Living on a prayer!
  9. Roscoe13
    Yeah, but can I still retain genius status?
  10. Roscoe13
    But does she have the man hands? Is she a close talker? Is she a two face?
  11. Roscoe13
    You think I hang out with you because I appreciate you! Wrong! You are like a private episode of Entourage! And it's fun to have a cameo.
  12. Roscoe13
    Try fake printing your luggage tags. The first leg and the 2nd should say that you are in da club!
  13. Roscoe13
    I've never done a B2B before. Sure would like to!
  14. Roscoe13
    Ahem!... A friend of mine says he watches movies where that terminology is prevalent...
  15. Roscoe13
    I spy with my little eye...
  16. Roscoe13
    Same dude used to be in our garage band...
  17. Roscoe13
    Chocolatini ACDC style...You Shook Me All Night Long!!!
  18. Roscoe13
    Next time you try stormin' the castles, i.e; Cheers plus AI...just look at that picture, as beautiful as it is...it might snap you out of your innui
  19. Roscoe13
    I like this newbie cruising lady already.
  20. Roscoe13
    OK, lemme ask you sumthun...I don't think you wear black...did Mr. Megan turn into Johnny Cash?
  21. Roscoe13
    Say it with me! I'm a Brick House!!
  22. Roscoe13
    Maybe...
  23. Roscoe13
    Upon further review...as Sid mentioned he is from somewhere south of the border...what if there's a tribe of the Chaka people? Their primary missions in life are to roll rugs and wet the floors!
  24. Roscoe13
    As long as you're not on the Gypsy Lady
  25. Roscoe13
    What's that one called 🤔

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