LittleJoefromKokomo

I have seen 4-5 year kids SITTING and playing at the dancefloor at Boleros at 10 pm in the evening while their parents were drinking and not paying attention. I never wish harm on anyone but it would be fun if some of the dancing couples accidently stepped on some of the toys or phones the kids were playing with. I guess then the parents would react immedeatly.. 😂

Last november we used stay awhile on Enchantment in Barcelona but we couldn't stay longer than 12 if I remember correctly. We got some funny looks from the people boarding while we were dragging our luggage of the ship...

But, but but... It's not fair..😂 I want to go on Icon, on Christmas or NYE week, stay in a suite, have the unlimited drink package, the dining package AND rent an over water Cabana on Coco Cay for my standard cruise budget of $1000 per person/cruise. Why doesn't Royal accomodate my wishes or want my business...? Bad business, they will probably go bancrupt if they continue like this...🤪😎😂

I heard this from a friend many years ago... doesn't work. The machine will lock up and Tilt if it is moved, pushed or leveled by a drunk person or his friend... 😎

Did it last year in Barcelona when we had a 2 pm flight. Well worth the money. Had to be off the ship at 11 or 12 at the latest, don't remember exactly. We got funny looks from all people boarding when we were dragging our luggage of the ship. I even joked wit some of them and said that they are kicking us off the ship before the cruise even started...

This I also find funny and strange from a European perspective. To say you can get the drink package for $60 + 18% tax is strange, just as paying $9 for a beer+ 18% tax is strange IMHO when no one can get it for that price. All need to pay $70.8for the drink package or $10.62 for the beer. Why say a lesser price then when that is not the actual cost? I see the point in knowing how much is tax and what is the price but when saying how much it costs or I paid for it it is pointless to point out the tax since tax is required and not volontary. Same as in goin to a hotel in Las Vegas and saying that a the room cost $70 when it costs $70+ tax+ $50 resort fee + tax = lots more than $130 in total. It is actually a bit missleading IMO. Now I am used to most discussions on Cruise or Vegas forums are US based but it doesn't really make sense to me.

Enchantment have pizza in the solarium café. However sadly it is the same premade pizza that Sorrento offers.

Second that, specially on Anthem out of UK we have had better Indian food in Windjammer than in some land based Indian restaurants. Only ate once in MDR and it wasn't anything special.

It's one of the top levels in Club Royale, Casino Royales membership program. High rollers in the casino can earn that level and get comped cruises, access to Costal Kitchen and the Suite lounge among other things.

Don't forget to laugh condescendingly to the poor Pinnacles and Signatures that can't get access to Costal Kitchen, remind them that your a more valued cruiser than they are, atleast on this cruise regardless of their status. Tell them also that you have made suggestions to Royal that Suite lounge and Costal Kitchen should always only be for suite guests and no one else 😉🤪😎 PS. This was a joke, so not everyone reports me...

Great, then I will proudly wear and show everyone both my Platinum and Emerald pins and remind them that it is only old and loyal members like myself that have gotten these... 😂😎🤪

Who said that everything ends with a tip? But I belive in rewarding crewmembers or staff if they go the extra mile and specially when they do something that is not expected or required of them.

Bring the popcorn, doesn't take much space. Tip one of the crew in Windjammer and I am sure that they can use some microwave in the kitchen not available for the guests. You have nothing to loose by asking 🙂

They had popcorn for sale outside of the theatre on both Voyager and Enchantment last year. (However not microwave made)

What a horrible experience to lose a family member on an otherwise happy vacation 😞