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  1. zap99
    Not funny. Imagine floating around in the Atlantic..in the dark... No whistle Gromit !!.
  2. zap99
    As I said to Tony the driver before his first flight. Flying is not something to worry about Tony. Now crashing, that's something worth worrying about.
  3. zap99
    That's my stomach. Did I wheelie eat all that rubbish. Wow, only put on 3 lbs .
  4. zap99
    My car tells me when the seat belt isn't fastened. They could have a warning ' If the plane crashed and you weren't wearing your seat belt, you will be in big ,big trouble '.
  5. zap99
    Stuff the crowns with newspaper to tighten them up, or push them down hard if too tight. They are only worn once in a blue moon.😉
  6. zap99
    Same here.....adopt the brace position...... charter flight seats ?.....not a chance.
  7. zap99
    We only did that to grumpy, old folk. Not many targets on a cruise ship are there ?....🤣
  8. zap99
    DW's birthday is mid February. Some of the stuff we said " not buying that this year " may last a few more weeks.
  9. zap99
    Plenty of Christmas still in our fridge and food cupboard.
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    I remember a photo of a popular musician dangling his young Child over a hotel balcony to show the paparazzi. Wonder what happened to him ?🤣
  11. zap99
    We played knock down ginger when we were younger. DW was quite good at it. I was a few years older, but caught her eventually. It was quite a popular children's game in London as the houses are quite close together. I imagine less so in the country. Could be fun on cruise ships.
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    I think kids on cruises are no problem. No problem at all. Us adults are the problem. Perhaps if we all ran around playing pirate games rather than taking photos of the bathroom tiles we would all have a jolly good time.🤣
  13. zap99
    Thank you ,but we will pass.🤣
  14. zap99
    We forgot to record the Kings broadcast. Oh well ! It'll be on again next year.
  15. zap99
    We were out yesterday . No Faff. All the faff has been saved up for today. Turkey, roast veg, roast potatoes, Christmas pud. Full panic mode. What happened to boxing day.🤔🤐
  16. zap99
    Strangely, nobody has said either are going anywhere. They may well be with us for years yet. They OP started this, but the OP has now left the building.
  17. zap99
    We tend to avoid school holidays. Not necessarily to avoid kids, but the prices are a bit lower.
  18. zap99
    Humph !. Guess it was easy Oh yes it is 🤣
  19. zap99
    Lunch out for us. We had a break from all the faff this year, but still have more food than morrisons. Zaps Christmas quiz. Which pic is the Britannia Glasshouse and which is Miller and Carter.
  20. zap99
    Can you imagine one of the big ships as adult only. Full of grumpy folk tut-tutting about the good old days. 🤣
  21. zap99
    Good news for Freddie and all of the CC forum members. The Norad Santa tracker goes live within the hour. He's loading up and will soon be on his way. DW and me wish everybody a safe and peaceful Christmas🧑‍🎄🎅🍰
  22. zap99
    All done. We went down to Morrisons about 11.30am. Shelves well stocked up, got everything on the list + a bit more, all the checkouts we manned. In and out quicker than normal. House is now full up with food. Out to dinner Sunday, out to lunch on Monday. Panic mode.....how will we eat all that ?🤣
  23. zap99
    When we review the list in the morning we can add a bag of Chicken nuggets. Just in case.
  24. zap99
    Sorry Sue, but I now have this image of an 11 year old boy.....Mummy is that you ? Where have you been?.🤣
  25. zap99
    Fillet steak on the hot lava rock is IMHO a brilliant idea. If you are worried about it spitting ,ask for a bib. When you have cooked it to your liking, take it off the rock.

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