pins5 Posted March 7, 2005 #201 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Sure its real.;) No one in my house knows how to put a new roll of TP on the holder so I figure this way I have it covered at all times. As you can see....I have it rolling under and over.....I aim to please!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted March 7, 2005 #202 Share Posted March 7, 2005 hahaha and just when I thought we were at the end of the roll! Too funny! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekerr19 Posted March 7, 2005 Author #203 Share Posted March 7, 2005 That picture is hysterical! I will have to make certain DH sees it. ;) Ziggy - I thought the thread had pretty much played it's final "roll" too, LOL! Or, laughing and coughing out loud on the hardwoodfloor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renorita Posted March 7, 2005 #204 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hi everyone, I know I am late getting in on this, but since I am a compulsive over the top person regarding this tissue issue, thought I would start an Original Poem. Anyone can add on to this: :) Think of the Theme from the "Beverly Hillbillies" Now listen to the story of a man named Whipple-- Who boasted that Charmin would catch every dribble You can pull from the bottom or pull from the top-- But better get it all, or call the steward for a mop (to clean the mess that is, very carefully) But since we can't use Charmin, but the ships tisssue instead Our poor tushes must suffer each time we use the head. So Mr. Whipple needs to come up with something new for HAL That will cater to our bums and satisfy the rules as well (soft and sturdy that is, very biodegradable) As far as the Pointy thing, that certainly needs to go Or someone will sue poor HAL for injuring their little hole. The next thing you know, this all will get out of hand (no pun intended) And we will all end up in Court, defending our rear end. (with modesty of course, very delicately) OMG, I think of have been around some of you too long already! :eek: Okay, who next?????? Oh I can tell I have been around some of you too long already! :D Next Anyone????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renorita Posted March 7, 2005 #205 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hi everyone, I know I am late getting in on this, but since I am a compulsive over the top person regarding this tissue issue, thought I would start an Original Poem. Anyone can add on to this: :) Think of the Theme from the "Beverly Hillbillies" Now listen to the story of a man named Whipple-- Who boasted that Charmin would catch every dribble You can pull from the bottom or pull from the top-- But better get it all, or call the steward for a mop (to clean the mess that is, very carefully) But since we can't use Charmin, but the ships tissue instead Our poor tushes must suffer each time we use the head. So Mr. Whipple needs to come up with something new for HAL That will cater to our bums and satisfy the rules as well (soft and sturdy that is, very biodegradable) As far as the Pointy thing, that certainly needs to go Or someone will sue poor HAL for injuring their little hole. The next thing you know, this all will get out of hand (no pun intended) And we will all end up in Court, defending our rear end. (with modesty of course, very delicately) OMG, I think of have been around some of you too long already! :eek: Okay, who next?????? Next Anyone????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted March 7, 2005 #206 Share Posted March 7, 2005 hahahaaha hope that hardwood floor needs a good buffing hehehehehe :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renorita Posted March 7, 2005 #207 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Sorry I didn't mean to post twice, was trying to edit my mistakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted March 7, 2005 #208 Share Posted March 7, 2005 hehehe thats a funny poem! Today in our newpaper was this ad! Perfect for the subject! SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents each Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekerr19 Posted March 7, 2005 Author #209 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Today in our newpaper was this ad! Perfect for the subject! SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents each Ziggy - Are you sure it wasn't "Soft & Gentle Bath Tissues"?????? I don't think I've ever seen an ad refer so specifically to such a private area! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bepsf Posted March 7, 2005 #210 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I'm done w/ toilet paper - I'm getting one of these! http://www.brondell.com/Swash-600-400.php4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherInFlorida Posted March 7, 2005 #211 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Oh, too funny, Brian! Great new pic of you! But I was looking at the Swash and misread this: "Dual self-cleaning wash wands". I thought it said "Dual self-cleaning wash hands". :D Ha ha ha ... so I thought we were getting back into the other matter of hygiene. I did puzzle somewhat over how this all was going to take place:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriendan Posted March 7, 2005 #212 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I've avoided this thread for several days. However, perhaps the attached is appropriate in this day and age: You'd be amazed that you only get 643,000 hits when you google "toilet papar photo"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bepsf Posted March 7, 2005 #213 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Oh, too funny, Brian! Great new pic of you! Thanks, Heather! BTW - I like the pic you attached. It reminds me of the toilets in Japanese bathrooms - they use the water filling the tank in the basin/lid to wash their hands - rather clever water-saving device! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted March 7, 2005 #214 Share Posted March 7, 2005 If it's bathrooms you like, we actually detoured 20 miles or so to visit this one - -dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriendan Posted March 7, 2005 #215 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I want to get that guy to lay some tile in my bathroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantaAna,CA Posted March 7, 2005 #216 Share Posted March 7, 2005 sorry, that looks like a cartoon...or something out of the Twilight Zone!!! :eek: Jane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richnorto Posted March 8, 2005 #217 Share Posted March 8, 2005 You went 20 miles out of your way!!:eek: But the paper is rolled the wrong way!!:rolleyes: Wasted trip I guess!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted March 8, 2005 #218 Share Posted March 8, 2005 If it's bathrooms you like, we actually detoured 20 miles or so to visit this one - And the TP is definitely UNDER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherInFlorida Posted March 8, 2005 #219 Share Posted March 8, 2005 And the TP is definitely UNDER! Yup, wrong way! This would have been an immediate turn-around for me:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted March 8, 2005 #220 Share Posted March 8, 2005 And the TP is definitely UNDER! Well, the bathroom is down UNDER too - it's in New Zealand! Evidently TP unrolls in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere. Dan, I think you'd worry a bit after you got the estimate - they were talking NZ$800,000.00 for maintenance and renovation!:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted March 8, 2005 #221 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Well, the bathroom is down UNDER too - it's in New Zealand! Well, that explains it. However, I still don't think I could use it since the end is blunt and not folded into a triangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted March 8, 2005 #222 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Well, that explains it. However, I still don't think I could use it since the end is blunt and not folded into a triangle. ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... my tongue is all bloody from biting it so much. Please, don't dangle straight lines like that, especially in a "family friendly" zone! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landlubber54 Posted March 8, 2005 #223 Share Posted March 8, 2005 If I hadn't returned the thread to the top, we would have missed out on all the new contributions to bathroom humor (and technology) shared by pins5, Renorita, you, bepsf and dakrewser. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetdreams Posted April 25, 2005 #224 Share Posted April 25, 2005 OMG found this thread by chance....was not looking for BR stuff....but I almost needed a towel to dry my eyes..LOL so hard....you people are a hoot!!! You'll get a laugh out of this-what came to mind when I read throught this thread was grrrrrreat I will not have to change a TP roll for 11 days!!! I have been the one bestowed in my household to change all rolls in 3 BR. It never fails-it's always me...even buy Charmin Ultra Mega Rolls with new thigamajiger to allow mega rolls to adapt to you fixture but I still am the one to change them without fail. We were out this weekend & I had to even change the roll at a department store & the restaurant BR!!!! I don't care how they hang them as long as I'm not the one doing it! Wow! HAL should add this feature to the signature features of each stateroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekerr19 Posted April 25, 2005 Author #225 Share Posted April 25, 2005 Well, since I had the honor of starting this bit of humor - I just wanted to let you know that it all turned out well in the END, lol! Thanks for all participation - just goes to show that HAL cruisers DO know how to have a little bit of fun! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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