This is a contest....

[trubey]

"Well, shall I tell him, or will you?"

 

lkt

[ExpCruiser]

"Gee, this proves my "managing by walking around" theory works! I would never have known about this on my own! :rolleyes:

[blackbird71]

Well, I guess tonight would be a good night for the Captain's Farewell Party :D

[2rg]

Ok, who's bright idea was it to add verranda cabins on this deck?

[elmorejj]

It was supposed to be Christened with champagne, not a wrecking ball!! :cool:

[jhannah]

1. But sir, it was just a SMALL sand bar!

 

2. And to think an overloaded blender could do THAT!!!

[ger_77]

Hmmm, so that's where we keep the spare anchor.

 

or

 

Wow, those folks in steerage sure can party!

 

 

Smooth Sailing! :) :) :)

[CDRMark]

"Well, it's a little extreme, but maybe it WILL improve ventilation on the Nav Deck."

or

"OK, so the worst day at sea ISN'T better than the best day ashore."

Cheers

MarkB

[carolyn22]

1. Those damn passengers will do anything to sneak liquor on board!

 

2. Slap a little duct tape on it and it will be fine!

[Ziggy7]

hahaha these are great! Keep them comming!:)

[fsdj1097]

NOW you tell me, "It's MY left, not YOUR left"!

[Pete Jackson]

That was one heck of a shark!

[Time2sail]

Okay now, here's what we say...we had docked the ship perfectly, then there was this 70 ft. rogue wave that slammed the ship into the dock. Think they'll go for that?

[cactuslady]

"I asked for a Grand Marnier on the rocks, not a Grandeur of the Seas on the docks!"

[DRich2]

The captain says: "It looks like it's back to Alaska and oil tankers for me".

[Alzarine]

" I'm just as shocked as you guys to find icebergs in the Carribean." :confused:

[cactuslady]

" I'm just as shocked as you guys to find icebergs in the Carribean." :confused:

Now that we know they exist, that's probably the reason HAL has no ships there in the summer of 2006. ;)

[Ziggy7]

Holy Moly !!!! Everyones gonna want a free cruise now!

[bcc99]

I thought it was Explorer of the Seas that had the University of Miami oceanographic/atmospheric lab onboard. Well, now Grandeur has one, too. It's not quite as scientific, but it gets the job done.

 

-or-

 

From the company that brought you rock-climbing walls and self-leveling billiard tables, Royal Caribbean International proudly introduces the industry's first onboard-snorkeling program.

 

-or-

 

"Somewhere between the Mayan ruins, the crystal-blue water, and the edge of the pier...it hits you...this is way more than a cruise. Get In There!"

 

I'll stop now. :D As as aside, does anybody happen to remember which Royal Caribbean ship it was that got holed at the pier in Key West a few months ago? Was it Enchantment?

[bepsf]

"Dude - Please don't tell my Dad...."

 

"...did I happen to mention that I missed the day they taught parallel parking?"

"I don't think you have a claim here - a shop can just hammer that out & buff the paint - it'll look as good as new!"

[RevNeal]

"1 Tequila

2 Tequila

3 Tequila

... Pier!"

[cruisinjudy]

These are some great answers! I liked yours Rev!

I have been having computer problems so Ihave not been on here lately. I have alot of catchingup to do!

[Ziggy7]

These are some great answers! I liked yours Rev!

I have been having computer problems so Ihave not been on here lately. I have alot of catchingup to do!

Welcome back cruisinjudy, we've missed your posts :)

 

I am confused, I thought a pilot brought the ship in to dock and took it out before they turned it over to the Captain ??? Am I wrong ????

[cruisinjudy]

Thanks Ziggy, it is good to be missed! We are off On Oosterdam in a few days so I will be off the boards again for a couple of weeks.

[Ziggy7]

Thanks Ziggy, it is good to be missed! We are off On Oosterdam in a few days so I will be off the boards again for a couple of weeks.

Bon Voyage cruisinjudy !! Will be looking for your review and pictures :)