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I have no problem with your request however you will need to meet dress requirements

 

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images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTg8B9C61eTb770LYAbG2B6vLzgndgC0gjOwJWlsfeQKWcuEFwhCw and thats your wifes........

 

Flippers need not be worn !!

 

Do you have to be 21 to go in the hot tub? I don't usually go in them, but I'll never be out of this one.

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My wife rolls her eyes on how much time I spend on this Forum, and I tell her it could be worse, I could be on some Porno Site...she just looked over my shoulder when I was reading this thread and exclaimed this Is a Porno Site....then she asked what website had those outfits for ordering! But she also pointed out they probably didn't have our sizes. Too bad, but then again, we'd be having 'formal night' in our stateroom out of everyones site anyway.

 

We just got back from a week's getaway family camp near the Blue Ridge with lots of hiking, kayaking, dancing and fun. My wife signed up for one 'nature trip'.....the Winery Tasting! That's her idea of communing with nature.

 

Den

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Due to the recent interest in the 'hot tub' venue we have had to reaccess the situgation and have now decided that the adults only pool would be a better venue. However to accommodate this we would ask the following.....

 

a. only breast stroke and no butterfly or other strokes.

b. no chair hoggin

c. No passing wind whilst in the 'wining area'

 

We must stress that we wont be held responsible for any staining of clothes or bodies..:)

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I think the size of the table will make it necessary for several of us to bring bottles. Someone mentioned the wine steward having to keep the leftover wine for the next evening, and a new bottle each night would solve that problem plus the problem of only having enough for formal nights.

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I am in the process of contacting Celebrity to book the table for all those offering to assist in drinking my little tipple, there does however now appear to be a problem in getting a big enough table are you all happy enough to sit on a conveyor belt as grab your glass as you go past? or would you prefer a BBQ/Buffet system?

 

P.S. Im afraid that Celebrity have stated it must be drunk on formal nights only and formal attire is necessary lol

 

Chair hogging will not be tolerated !!!rgds

 

Can't wait to see the size of your wine glass. H

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I think the size of the table will make it necessary for several of us to bring bottles. Someone mentioned the wine steward having to keep the leftover wine for the next evening, and a new bottle each night would solve that problem plus the problem of only having enough for formal nights.
I was going to put a lazy susan (Turntable) in the middle of the table and pass lengths of hose/hozes to each person to suck on !!!....Think the multiple bottles might break up the Camaraderie !!!
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My wife rolls her eyes on how much time I spend on this Forum, and I tell her it could be worse, I could be on some Porno Site...she just looked over my shoulder when I was reading this thread and exclaimed this Is a Porno Site....then she asked what website had those outfits for ordering! But she also pointed out they probably didn't have our sizes. Too bad, but then again, we'd be having 'formal night' in our stateroom out of everyones site anyway.

 

We just got back from a week's getaway family camp near the Blue Ridge with lots of hiking, kayaking, dancing and fun. My wife signed up for one 'nature trip'.....the Winery Tasting! That's her idea of communing with nature.

 

Den

Den checked up on sizes for your wife, petite is available tell her !!!

 

:)

 

Im alright too - portly sized gits supplied !!!

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Can you say pancreatitis? Hope the sick bay has lots of buckets.
I see where you are coming from Its very hard to say 'pancreatitis' with ones mouth full of haggis !!! :D Im glad that I can speak 'red tape' as this helps in disguising my problem !

 

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My wife rolls her eyes on how much time I spend on this Forum, and I tell her it could be worse, I could be on some Porno Site...she just looked over my shoulder when I was reading this thread and exclaimed this Is a Porno Site....then she asked what website had those outfits for ordering! But she also pointed out they probably didn't have our sizes. Too bad, but then again, we'd be having 'formal night' in our stateroom out of everyones site anyway.

 

We just got back from a week's getaway family camp near the Blue Ridge with lots of hiking, kayaking, dancing and fun. My wife signed up for one 'nature trip'.....the Winery Tasting! That's her idea of communing with nature.

 

Den

 

I agree with the wife. Wine tasting is communing with nature!!

Wish this site had a "like" button.

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Hee, I'll stop off and grab the corkscrew for you.

 

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And I have my own glass and straw, as soon as the neighbor's dog allows me to get it...

 

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:)

I Will throw a 'chair hogger' at the dog you grab the glass and run like the devil lol....:)
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