30 words. Rants, Raves, Tips, Tricks & Observations.

[artmanr]

Hi Everyone. I just got back from our 3rd Carnival Cruise in 3 years. Also have sailed Disney and Norwegian. All of our cruises were with 2 adults and 2 small (now not so small) boys.

 

I thought it might be interesting to start a thread about Rants, Raves, Tips, Tricks and Observations.....

 

There is only one rule. You have to keep it to 30 words or less.

 

Are you interested? This has potential to be a fun, informative thread.

 

Let's go!! Rants, Raves, Tips, Tricks and Observations. 30 words or less. No double posts on the same topic (darn...two rules). I will start. :) Art

[tomsuelaw]

Observation: I don't know why but I love side thrusters (no that is not some perverted term that you need to look up on Urban Dictionary). They fascinate me!

[artmanr]

The Steakhouse is very fine dining indeed. The service is great, food is better. Ambiance is romantic. I live in Chicago and there are few restaurants that can measure up. :)

[golfb4cruzing]

Kids in diapers while smoking bother me in the adult only hot tubs.

[tomsuelaw]

Kids in diapers while smoking bother me in the adult only hot tubs.

 

LOL!!! Kids in diapers were smoking in the adult hot tub? Now I see why CCL gets its "trashy" reputation.

[Rena921]

People having fun on a fabulous vacation are irritating. :p

[momonthego17]

Relaxing on my balcony, watching the "hootchy-mama" dressed girls walk by our MDR table and telling my DDs "that is NOT what you wear", booking another cruise!

 

(I kinda felt like I was writing a haiku):eek:

[rdler]

Cutbacks.

[pambud96]

If someone in a wheelchair is waiting to board the elevator, let them in first.

[Cinedan]

The only way I will pay for a Behind-the-Scenes tour is if I can shoot video and take pictures! I want to see the engine room too, damn it!

[EthelnElmer]

Charging an extra fee to get a good cup of coffee, Loud Hip Hop & Rap music on the Lido deck.

[SNJCruisers]

Bring back greased pole across pool with bikini-clad girls pillow fighting till one gets wet...or contest involving the removal of ping pong balls from bikinis. Aah, the glory days. :D

[jjfromsd]

Relaxing on my balcony, watching the "hootchy-mama" dressed girls walk by our MDR table and telling my DDs "that is NOT what you wear", booking another cruise!

 

(I kinda felt like I was writing a haiku):eek:

"Hootchy-mama" girls

Hot fashion tips for DDs

Don't cruise at spring break!

[footballbabe3]

When getting on the elevator let people get off first, then get in, don't stop as soon as you step off step aside.

[localoneguy]

enjoying a good book in the peace and quiet of my balcony and feeling the waves while i nap

[sweetsixteencruisers]

Tip: Don't sweat the small stuff.

[SkyMaster]

A lounger in the shade, my I-Pod, and beautiful ladies in bikinis. Life is GOOD! :cool:

[beachbum53]

A lounger in the shade, my I-Pod, and beautiful ladies in bikinis. Life is GOOD! :cool:

 

"Bring me two Pina Colads. I want one for each hand.":D

[limboman]

Bring back greased pole across pool with bikini-clad girls pillow fighting till one gets wet...or contest involving the removal of ping pong balls from bikinis. Aah, the glory days. :D

 

Fruit in the suit!

[artmanr]

I sleep so much better on a cruise ship. Is it the bed, the rocking of the ocean or being less stressed. Whatever it is, it's great.

[FlaGrl4Evr]

Take the lid from the room service plates; turn it upside down to make a bowl. Pick up and extra piece of fruit or 2 from the Lido and make a fruit bowl for your cabin.

 

:)

 

 

 

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[momonthego17]

"Hootchy-mama" girls

Hot fashion tips for DDs

Don't cruise at spring break!

 

LOL! This was during our last cruise over Thanksgiving. Guess I'll have more "hootchie-mamas" this cruise:eek:!

[SNJCruisers]

Take the lid from the room service plates; turn it upside down to make a bowl. Pick up and extra piece of fruit or 2 from the Lido and make a fruit bowl for your cabin.

 

:)

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Tsk....Tsk.....over 30 words....:rolleyes:

[CaribbeanLuver]

No food to cook, dishes to do or phone to answer. Heaven.....:D

[artmanr]

I understand the desire to smuggle booze on board. But why bother? Bon Voyage bottles are very reasonable and waiting when you get there. No worries, just fun.