LOS naughty room

[flamingos]

It fit in the safe?!??!

 

It did! I was a sort of square bottle, Woodford Reserve. Our local pub had a special where the engraving was free and we thought it would make the perfect gift. In return, he took us to the Penderyn distillery in Wales. We definitely got the better end of that bargain.

[hellsop]

She was highly embarrassed and kept apologizing to the police officer (security is required to call the cops if they find weapons or ammunition). He shrugged and said "It's Texas." Apparently they usually find a minimum of 10 guns or clips during screening for each cruise.

 

It's not just Texas. People haven't been allowed to carry firearms onto airplanes in forty years, but 10-15 people a day forget that. Here's a typical week: https://www.tsa.gov/blog/2018/06/05/tsa-week-review-may-21st-27th

[AmazedByCruising]

It should have been sideways (less detectable) but it was flat.

 

Not sure why you're happily telling us how you wanted to steal from the ship's revenue but got busted. Do you also bring your own wine to a restaurant hidden in your sleeves?