Vision elevator

[pcur]

This morning I went to talk to the Suite and Pinnacle Concierge about debarking in Fort Lauderdale, and when was the earliest escort off. 
 

But, first I asked if he was aware of the elevator right outside the lounge door.  Yes, the problems had been reported.  I told him calmly that I have named it "the demon elevator", and it is possessed with an evil spirit.

 

 

It took him about 2 minutes to stop laughing so he could talk to me.

True that.

[DragonOfTheSeas]

So what is the elevator doing?  We board the Vision in a few weeks.

[pcur]

37 minutes ago, DragonOfTheSeas said:

So what is the elevator doing?  We board the Vision in a few weeks.

It will open it's doors. Not register the 11th, and it is one of only two elevators that will go to 11. It will not respond to buttons pushed. The doors open veeeeerrrrrry slowly, like creepy crypt doors.  It will indicate up, and sit open until someone on another floor below calls for it, and then take you THERE!

 

If you try to keep the doors from closing to hold the elevator, it will start SCREAMING at you, and crush you if you get in the way,

 

Like I said: demon possessed.

[DragonOfTheSeas]

OK, we will need to stay away from that one. 

[pcur]

1 hour ago, DragonOfTheSeas said:

OK, we will need to stay away from that one. 

Facing the two-fer elevators in the midship elevator lobby, it's the one on the left.  Take a voodoo doll with pins in it with you, NO chicken blood:  it will smell.  Talk softly to it.  Get off FAST!!!

Edited March 17, 2023 by pcur

[pcur]

Oh, and if you want (yes, you want) the other one:  press and HOLD the button until it arrives.  That one will "lose" the call.  It worked for me today when I wanted to avoid the demon-possessed one.

[taglovestocruise]

4 hours ago, pcur said:

It will open it's doors. Not register the 11th, and it is one of only two elevators that will go to 11. It will not respond to buttons pushed. The doors open veeeeerrrrrry slowly, like creepy crypt doors.  It will indicate up, and sit open until someone on another floor below calls for it, and then take you THERE!

 

If you try to keep the doors from closing to hold the elevator, it will start SCREAMING at you, and crush you if you get in the way,

 

Like I said: demon possessed.

[pcur]

Just now, taglovestocruise said:

^^^^^THAT!!!