Ephraim Posted March 4, 2007 #1 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Okay, a few people were mentioning jokes about the new Genesis Class ships in http://boards.cruisecritic.com/showthread.php?t=509802. Personally, I thought that they were funny enough that everyone might enjoy them. So, here's a thread just for that.... Genesis Class ships will be so BIG that they can just add a runway to land the Airbus A380s.... Please, add your own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFT_LOVER Posted March 4, 2007 #2 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Circling the circumference of the ship & going into Big Shot from Stratosphere in Las Vegas on the 20th deck. Then the lifeboats that will actually be the elderly fleet of Empress, Monarch, Rhapsody, Sovereign, and one more yet to be chosen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leoandhugh Posted March 4, 2007 #3 Share Posted March 4, 2007 so BIG and with so many passengers - that you will never find me on one and that is no joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted March 4, 2007 #4 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I thought that size didn't matter! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
negc Posted March 4, 2007 #5 Share Posted March 4, 2007 It will span two time zones and will have its own zip code.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2ladies Posted March 4, 2007 #6 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Only to small ones!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLASHINGLIGHTS83 Posted March 4, 2007 #7 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Genesis will be so big that you can get on at one tender station in miami, walk to the other one, and get off at coco cay....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie12820 Posted March 4, 2007 #8 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The Genisis class ships will be so big that it will take the length of the cruise to walk the length of the ship! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janice M Posted March 4, 2007 #9 Share Posted March 4, 2007 so BIG and with so many passengers - that you will never find me on one and that is no joke Hi leoandhugh. I am with you on that one. Remember me from the Brilliance last year? Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuelstar Posted March 4, 2007 #10 Share Posted March 4, 2007 ...we need one of the Carnival ships as tender boat!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephraim Posted March 4, 2007 Author #11 Share Posted March 4, 2007 The intention of this thread was to be light-hearted and fun. The ship will be so large that instead of a buffet, they will have a conveyor belt of food. You just stand and the food goes by! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leoandhugh Posted March 4, 2007 #12 Share Posted March 4, 2007 hi Jan even though I said Radiance class is big enough, we dont have to worry about anything bigger getting here on the west coast. they can't get those giants through the Panama canal. I guess you are still having winter way up there brr. hugh:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janice M Posted March 5, 2007 #13 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Hi leoandhugh. It is brrr alright in Wi. About a foot of snow on the ground and cold. 27 degrees right now. Our next cruise is April 21 so by then it will be warm here. Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erniesband Posted March 5, 2007 #14 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Capt. George on the Serenade said that Genesis is sooo big that it will even have it's own bad parts of town :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare jwattle Posted March 5, 2007 #15 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Genesis is SOOO big, they're making moving walkways to go from bow to stern, and port to starboard...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie12820 Posted March 5, 2007 #16 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Genesis is SOOO big, they're making moving walkways to go from bow to stern, and port to starboard...;) LOL, then the old CD joke about passengers asking which elevator goes to the front of the boat won't be funny anymore! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoreless Posted March 5, 2007 #17 Share Posted March 5, 2007 The intention of this thread was to be light-hearted and fun. There is no topic lighthearted enough to avoid complaint and controversy.:D .........so big that it will never have to leave port. You just get up every morning and take jwattle's moving walkway (supersonic version) to whichever exit leads to the continent of your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mi3stooges Posted March 5, 2007 #18 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I thought that size didn't matter! ;) I thought it was the motion of the ocean!!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TahoeBob Posted March 5, 2007 #19 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Then the lifeboats that will actually be the elderly fleet of Empress, Monarch, Rhapsody, Sovereign, and one more yet to be chosen. You mean something like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMagz Posted March 5, 2007 #20 Share Posted March 5, 2007 OK, here goes: The Genesis ship is so large that even the norovius has to take to elevator to get around. The Genesis ship is so large they are thinking of naming it " 'Trumps' Genesis Of The Seas" The Genesis ship is so large they need to rename "BINGO" as 5 letters are simply not enough The Genesis ship is so large that G.W Bush launched a bi-partisan comittee to investigate whether "nucular" propolsion technology is being used The Genesis ship is so large they've replaced "Caribbean Night" with "Northern Hemishpere Night" in the dining room The Genesis ship is so large you need a golf cart to get to the next tee on the minigolf course The Genesis ship is so large, a skater tragically drown when she fell through the ice in the ice skating rink. (Yes, it's that deep.....) The Genesis ship is so large they use broken off glacier masses for the ice carving demonstrations (Trying to be topical there w/the whole global warming thing.....) The Geneis ship is so large the rock climbing wall is replaced by a full-scale replica of Mt. Rushmore. (The bells are located in each president's nostils....) The Gensis ship is so large, they replaced CoCoCay with CoCoKay-through-Zee (It's an alphabet joke, folks.....) I could go on...... - Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jezzdogg Posted March 5, 2007 #21 Share Posted March 5, 2007 i needed a good laugh tyvm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMagz Posted March 5, 2007 #22 Share Posted March 5, 2007 And another, The Genesis ship is so large, next to "Johnny Rocket's" they had to install a "Johnny Rocket's Booster".... - Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMagz Posted March 5, 2007 #23 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I can't stop.... The Genesis ship is so large, both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have announced they're running for Captain...... - Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephraim Posted March 5, 2007 Author #24 Share Posted March 5, 2007 The Genesis ship will be so large, calls from fore to aft will be long distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikew0805 Posted March 5, 2007 #25 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Capt. George on the Serenade said that Genesis is sooo big that it will even have it's own bad parts of town :eek: I can't stop.... The Genesis ship is so large, both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have announced they're running for Captain...... - Ken The Genesis ship will be so large, calls from fore to aft will be long distance. All these made my night. LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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