TheFutureMrs. Posted May 12, 2009 Author #26 Share Posted May 12, 2009 These are great! LOL Let's keep it going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Chew Posted May 12, 2009 #27 Share Posted May 12, 2009 You never see "door to door" sales people. With all those doors you would think it would be a natural. This one go's with the door to door salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons on a mission with a packpack and a mountian bike. Actually, on our last cruise (Liberty, Feb/March 2009) there was a large group of Chocolate People on the ship. They were on as a reward for sales, and they were approaching passengers and crew members to sign them up for additional sales force. Kind of like Mary Kay (and probably many others) you sell your product, recruit someone else to sell, and you get a commission of their sales, and the sales of people they recruit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare jimbo5544 Posted May 13, 2009 #28 Share Posted May 13, 2009 A swim up bar. At least, not on the cruises I've been on. The Destiny had one but they stopped serving drinks in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgptmp Posted May 13, 2009 #29 Share Posted May 13, 2009 How about oars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texarribean Chick Posted May 13, 2009 #30 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Breathalizer or Blood Alcohol tests.....................Whew - thank goodness. Chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy1958 Posted May 14, 2009 #31 Share Posted May 14, 2009 A sign that says "Free Beverages"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr green Posted May 14, 2009 #32 Share Posted May 14, 2009 A set of weighing scales, other than in the spa/gym. john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ger_77 Posted May 14, 2009 #33 Share Posted May 14, 2009 "Swim Diapers Only" section of the main pool. Smooth Sailing! :):):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaPete Posted May 16, 2009 #34 Share Posted May 16, 2009 The last thing I want to see on a ship is a four piece band...playing at an angle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief 61 Posted May 16, 2009 #35 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Dang...I am wayyyyyyy too bored here at work today !! When I started reading this thread my mind went into overdrive !!.......lol. Let's see......how about..... * A Yard Sale on the Lido deck * A No-Alcohol cruise * Table mates that ANYONE would be overjoyed to dine with * A clothes line out on deck for everyone to use so that they can get that fresh-sun dried smell in all their clothes * A cotton candy / popcorn machine.....or maybe a boiled peanut stand * A pet hotel hmmmmmmmmmm.............thinking...................thinking...........lol :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr green Posted May 16, 2009 #36 Share Posted May 16, 2009 I've never seen a car wash. john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waiting4acruise Posted May 16, 2009 #37 Share Posted May 16, 2009 One thing I will never see on a cruise ship is my work cubicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yakdaddy42 Posted May 17, 2009 #38 Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) I have seen a popcorn machine on both Liberty and Splendor in the pool bar for movies under the stars. Edited May 17, 2009 by yakdaddy42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momstime Posted May 17, 2009 #39 Share Posted May 17, 2009 a water baloon fight a bike trail (hopefully not) a wave pool golf carts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly Steve Posted May 17, 2009 #40 Share Posted May 17, 2009 A NASCAR short track. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmy1958 Posted May 18, 2009 #41 Share Posted May 18, 2009 A NASCAR short track. :D Not yet anyway. At the rate the ships are being built, so huge, it won't be long before we see a landing strip on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr green Posted May 18, 2009 #42 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Not yet anyway. At the rate the ships are being built, so huge, it won't be long before we see a landing strip on them! Now thats an idea. No need for a cabin, just stay on your 747.:eek: john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmspcl16 Posted May 19, 2009 #43 Share Posted May 19, 2009 The last thing I want to see on a ship is a four piece band...playing at an angle... Me too!!! :eek::eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgptmp Posted May 19, 2009 #44 Share Posted May 19, 2009 On a cruise ---you will never see me-stressed out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroExeter Posted May 21, 2009 #45 Share Posted May 21, 2009 an open log fire in the pub! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odblnt Posted May 22, 2009 #46 Share Posted May 22, 2009 An orderly, considerate line at the buffet. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 27, 2009 #47 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Hmmm. Things you'll never see on a cruise ship... A strip club :D Almost stole one of my answers... An adult book store. :rolleyes: Some more answers: * A ship with only well known chain stores and restaurants * Free high speed internet access from every cabin in the ship (that is actually high speed for everyone) * Open bars are in the majority of cruise sailings * A free intranet based social network for singles on the cruise you are on (free wifi based offering) * A "red light" level (including permitted public sex in designated areas) * A configuration of lit votive candles available to order in cabin for a special evening with someone * All cabins on the ship come with free massage chairs * A roller coaster * Official cruise photographers provide any of your pictures for free via e-mail/web * The name "Titanic" reused for a modern ship * You're cruise is free if you have the best door decoration * They dump the towel animals and use real ones * A dog park * A club you can join of people whom ensure you don't spend anymore time in your cabin than you have to (anti-cabin hermits anonymous) * Waterbeds * Moving walkways * Getting to enjoy the company of your favorite staff in their off hours (they always seem locked away when they aren't working) * A passenger driven DJ system * A play casino where no real money is won or lost and all the standard games are available * Digital food ordering (in existing places food is ordered verbally) * A live game with professional sports players (like you'd normally see at a stadium) * Free in cabin computers and modern console gaming systems * No hassle cabin moves for reasons of excessive ship noise or unpleasant ship odors * All cabins equipped with surround sound stereo systems * Water skiing available at the back of the ship when sailing a minimal speed * Passenger usable fully stocked kitchen (lets play Iron Chef!) * Public showers available (so there is less "scheduling of time" for multi-passenger cabins) * Free makovers for nominated/voted for passengers * Enough power outlets so you don't need to use a power strip or share outlets amongst your devices (especially those that charge batteries) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janabm81 Posted May 27, 2009 #48 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I can't believe no one's said it yet! A Walmart Supercenter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 27, 2009 #49 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I can't believe no one's said it yet! A Walmart Supercenter Well I didn't spell it out but... * A ship with only well known chain stores and restaurants Wal-Mart, Target, Apple Store, Sega Gameworks, Game Stop/EB Games, Macy's, Neiman Marcus, JC Penny, Sears, Fry's Electronics, various fast food restaurants (McDonalds, KFC, Taco Bell, Burger King, Sonic, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, Long John Silvers, A&W, Krispy Kreme, etc.), Red Lobster, Outback, Joe's Crab Shack... The list goes on and on. I opted to just say "well known chains", as listing one could easily make a whole page list (had to stop myself). :) I was a little awkward on the wording because I've seen a few chain stores onboard, but nothing important [to me]. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlbuckingham Posted May 27, 2009 #50 Share Posted May 27, 2009 How about a segway. Even the mall security has these now. I hate walking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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