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Pity that Princess does not commemorate passing of honored Most Traveled!


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Any unused onboard credits, along with the deceased passenger, are transferred to the ‘Eternal Princess’. This ship, operated by an Israeli subsidiary, sails exclusively in the DEAD SEA.

 

Voyages seem like an eternity because the ship has only one speed – DEAD SLOW.

 

Little known historical fact – The Dead Sea Scrolls, when deciphered, turned out to be an original copy of the Princess Patter.

 

I also have heard that the sailing conditions are always dead calm.

 

Only downside for Princess is that everyone wants to carry on their own spirits. :eek::D

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What do you get following dinner on the Eternal Princess?

 

Afterlife mints.

 

Ba-da bing! :)

 

 

 

Eternal Princess – Statistics

 

Navigation System – uses DEAD reckoning.

 

102,000 tons – DEADweight tonnage,

 

LT Dining time – DEAD of night.

 

MUTS movie 24/7/365 – ‘Night of the Living DEAD’.

 

Trivia Games – Always end in a DEAD heat. (No prizes awarded):(

 

Port Arrivals – Always DEAD on time

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I misread the early posting. I thought it said THE MOST frequent Princess cruiser died, not A MOST frequent cruiser.

 

I merely ment to say who was Princess's MOST Frequent cruiser. I have no knowledge of her health.

 

Once again I apologize to Ms. Artz and all her friends! :o

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