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There's a backstory...I wasn't too Cheered to sign I was holding court, apparently by Heather's picture anyway, and you were going to the bar. I owe you a trip to the bar!! However, you get faster service...why is that? Besides I flummoxed by Jeff with his shirt off!! I knew then that I was with my people!!

As I mentioned over in the Tribe area I literally just booked this exact cruise for one year from yesterday!! So you know I'll be following along with baited breath and looking on You Tube for that coveted Iguana vs.chicken video. I'm sure it'll be a hit in India or wherever!! TIA!

Exactly!! Especially for us since we carry on our suitcases ever since the luggage no show debacle of 2016. If those porters were really smart they'd station a couple of them at the bottom of said hill and they could name their price for 2 minutes worth of work. Carnival should prolly install an AED at the top too!!

He's having the alternate cruise experience to yours. The Bizzarro World cruise experience. But I always would bump into him dehibernating around 1pm.

The WaPo? Levity Dies in Darkness...

Hey if we're going to photoshop then turn the milk into a camera and the cookies into a bucket of beers. Now we're talkin'

Trying to be serious here... If you ever get the chance to sit down with @Jamman54 and his wife Patti and have a drink or two, you'll find two of the nicest and easiest going people you'd ever want to meet!! They truly are who they seem to be on CC, friendly and approachable too!!

Here's how I view Hooters... All the lovely ladies working there are typically young enough to be my daughter or grand daughter. Keeping that in mind, they kinda become background noise. The reasonably priced beer, that they'll put a bag of ice in a pitcher to keep ice cold. The reasonably priced wings and other bar fare coupled with sports on TV keeps me coming back!! Now when they open Cooters for all us Sr citizens, you'll never get me out!!

Much like the St. Thomas snake, you look so innocent...😇

The shower door upgrade vs curtain is great but I found there to be very little water pressure with the shower head. Shower head only worked with gravity, if you turned it upside down for rinsing delicate spots the water virtually didn't come out! I enjoyed the fact that you could multitask while sitting on the toilet with the bathroom door open you could at the same time rearrange the closet across from the bathroom.

Mr Megan only does old school Belushi hangover cures...he crushes empty beer cans on his noggin until the feeling goes away....

So now that I have debarked the ship the truth can be told... Megan and I hung with comedians last night @ the Alchemy bar but it closed @ 1130pm. The only close by bar to fill out my Cheers was the Limilight nightclub... We saw things in there that I'm certain we will be smited from above for seeing... The capper was a dude with a broken foot in a walking boot who was so drunk he kept slipping out of his knee scooter, which I dubbed his prom date! We both escaped quickly enough to avoid the smiting but just barely... Then hung out with the comedians at the closed Alchemy for an episode of Alchemy after dark... There were jokes exchanged and pickled strawberries dipped in Hell. It was all a blur... But I really want to emphasize how down to earth and relatable all the comedians were. They even laughed at my jokes 😃

Getting dropped @ FLL this second. That answers the question of how early of flight COULD you catch if stars are aligned...

Melania says, whaaa!

Like this

I just call him friend.

I'll put it out there to the Tribe... Do you think Whitney Houston was exaggerating when she sang I'm Every Woman?

Welders mask! Pronounced Welders mask not Well Ders mask

Eddie Murphy and his brother Charlie would be proud

I was there. As a matter of fact I acted as the advance scout but the others wouldn't avert their eyes and now we have shared trauma! I think Neil Diamond sung about this scenario... Thong Sung Blue!

Wow! Ok how's this for more on topic? I'm on the Carnival Celebration up on the serenity deck resting my blistered feet that I got from going in the hot tub time machine the first night of our Carnival cruise on the Celebration when I put my wet feet into my slides and they rubbed my feet to blister stage level 3.

Now back on board... Marked safe from husband daycare!

I'm loud and proud but I don't have the internet package so can only read and post when in port. Like today. BTW, I have it on good authority that 1 of @MeganGC1983 teammates is a voodoo princess. Reasonably sure that's the sitch...we'll find out tonight at the R rated Family Feud... Top 10 answers are on the board...name a drink I didn't try on sail away day? Number 1 answer =... NONE!

I'm not always a bodyguard...but when I am I'm your's

You know I am not a chick! And that was the Packer Squeeze! Dak tried to post that earlier but it got intercepted