We recently (sept) had a group land trip we were leading to Portugal, France and Spain. At the end of the trip in Barcelona, we had a flight from there to Munich and then 2 1/2 hours layover then flight to JFK. The flight from Barcelona was early, everyone on the plane and get announcement awaiting final documentation and will be on our way. Nothing happens and captain comes on and says there is a “technical issue” and they need clearance from HQ (Lufthansa flight). Long story, but the issue was when loading bags in cargo hold, they found a “tear” in a inside compartment wall (no structural issues) that was approx 4 inches, but exceeded allowance (who at airbus writes up this stuff??). We wait and wait and wait and end up just making our flight in Munich (pulling an OJ thru the airport being leg by Lufthansa staff. The point is, at some point someone ignored to “allowance size” of the tear (it had to do with fire suppression between compartments). In effect, they did what your humor story alludes to.