RedneckBob

Thanks for the Fleet Update and General Info from all contributors! RNB reports again on another great day at sea, heading for Grand Turks this 8 am for the ultimate snorkeling adventure. Well last nite I had a surprise. Got to the cabin, went to the bathroom to do my business and suddenly the lights went out. Total darkness. I forgot these new dam ships require a key in a slot by the door to keep the lights on. Sorry for the pun, but that was a crapper! Also went to Pinnacle Grill for lunch yesterday and the PG was only 25% full! I guess with +400 kids on board there prefer to run around ship, splash in pools and yell all night in lieu of having lunch in the PG. But who I am I too judge. Well, that’s all for now. Tomorrow my Celebrity Deja vu cruise from last week. RNB out. PS: We we’re not alone!

Cocktail Hooker, as summer slope says, and I quote, perfect drink to elevate any gathering”. Could not have said it any better! 😀

Wow, just saw the news. Terrible to see another ship hit a major bridge. I was driving to work on May 9, 1980 over the Howard Franklin Bridge into St Petersburg the morning of the ship hitting the Skyway Bridge. It was a terrible thunderstorm that morning with zero visibility. When the bridge collapsed oncoming cars including a Greyhound Bus could not see it due to the heavy rain.

Thanks for the Fleet Update and General Info from all contributors. This is RedneckBob reporting live from the beautiful and elegant N. Statendam. Currently sailing in open rough waters to Grand Turk. Great cruise so far. Turned in laundry yesterday at 9 AM and returned at 5 PM. Ordered made to order pizza at Noon and available at 5:30 PM . What, laundry just as fast a pizza? Met a nice man from Holland yesterday. I told him love your Edam cheese. Asked him when is HAL going to name a ship the Edamdam. I guess there are too many dams in the name. Then I told him a joke I just came up with. What did one cannabal say to the other cannabal in Holland? Answer: wait for it, It’s Gouda to Edam! 😀 Well, got to get back to work. I am on a new diet / exercise problem where I am walking every deck starting on Deck 1 until I get to the Lido on Deck 9, then I proceed to exercise my month eating several donuts; actually fruit and cereal! RNB out for the day!

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Are you still standing or did you faint!

Ok, thanks for the many pictures. Now I have to decide which one to blow up and put over the fireplace!

Don’t know. Captain just gave long speech about departure and barely could hear him.

NS maybe leaving late. If so my wave will be from Tamarand!

Maskless on sailaway again! Try not to faint.

Thanks for the heads up. I was wondering what time I depart. Hopefully in time for the big wave from deck 7, diagonal balcony

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Ms. Crystal. Thanks. This is RedneckBob reporting live from our stateroom aboard the beautiful and elegant N. Statendam. Wi-Fi works!!!!

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Thanks! Another big wave at sailaway! As long as it is not late!

Thanks. I like the red letter touch! Back from the Celebrity cruise with terrible Wi-Fi and unable to do CC site.

Bon voyage RedneckBob. Wait, that’s me! Also Bon voyage to crazy for cats & susior! Also welcome home nickelpenny who I call Moneypenny which is more appropriate after your Big wins on your cruise!

I guess you can say I have a southern cockney dialect since I say ain’t a lot! 🧐🧐🧐

I never could figure out this Brutus guy and the famous quote, ate to Brutus. What does eating have to do with killing someone? And way back last century on what I believe was William Shakespeare’s 400th birthday, our school had a Shakespearian festival where we performed A Midsummers Night Dream, and yours truly RedneckBob was a fairy! I’m come a long way since then! Can you imagine RNB talking in an English accent as a RN!