.......idle jottings continued

[Ragnar Danneskjold]

I have noticed that the degree of peoples' reactions to the election results, pro or con, is directly proportional to their level of narcissism.

 

Normal people just shrug their shoulders, realize that things will be a little different around the margins, and move on, knowing that the status quo will generally endure.

 

To quote the Who: "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."

[Jim Avery]

I have noticed that the degree of peoples' reactions to the election results, pro or con, is directly proportional to their level of narcissism.

 

Normal people just shrug their shoulders, realize that things will be a little different around the margins, and move on, knowing that the status quo will generally endure.

 

To quote the Who: "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."

 

I think you are pretty much right on. I have a question for the "protesters": Who is paying your expenses? How did they get professionally made banners, flags, and signs the very next day? And finally, for all those too "distraught" to take mid-terms, how do you think I have felt for the last 8 years? Or do my "feelings" not count? Ok, enough of that, 3 weeks from Saturday I can sit in Ho-Hum's favourite seat at the TOY Bar!:D

[ho-hum]

SHOCK !!!

 

Americans discovered not to be SO stupid after all (well...........not all) !!!

AND……err maybe Great Britain could actually learn something from 'em.

 

It was our rejects (illegal immigrants) called the "Founding Farters" who created the US Cunstitution: so it was a British invention after all.

Why is Hum not surprised !

Reject Britains help New World (including you lot in Kangarooland though admittedly we were less successful there: "hands up" for that one but look what we were dealing with. Still you came up fair “dinkum” in the end, aided by the Chinese buying dirt from you: you have an awful lot of it.

 

The US unfortunately did not have a Queen to rule the peasants at the time (Liberace came along much later) so they wanted to reflect decisions that a large majority would agree upon (they certainly had more faith in their fellow man than Hum has but talking of dis-trusting others to decide policy, Britain will at least, soon be out of Europe who has more morons per head of population than Great Britain (except for a small area around Heidelberg, Germany......must have an "......idle jottings" regular living there: well what other reason could it be ! But also known to make "dodgey" carburettors and fiddling emission results !!).

 

Hum favours any system that does not allow the vast majority of morons a say (but are treated fairly, of course and kept well away from Hummy too, far, far away).

Hum is also vehemently opposed to the "Jeezus take the wheel" nutjobs too.

Though to be fair it IS usually that last thing they say before driving off the road and hitting a tree !!!

But think about it, whenever the name is used, it is for moments of the greatest stupidity or impending disaster !!!

When Hum was a child growing up, he had identity issues because it seemed whenever Hum did things, Hum's father would shout out "Jeezus Christ Hum" !

 

Great Britain has created more great world leaders than the rest of the world (all within Poshland county actually) and one of them, the great Winston Churchill also had a completely disparaging view on democracy.

And don't forget, he was talking about the stupidity of British voters after he had been chatting with them for just 5 minutes: wonder how long it would take Winnie to take that decision talking to the average American ? 20 seconds ?

 

And no Hum is not remotely implying America is stupid for voting in Trump.

Au contraire, it is the intelligent swing voters who weigh up the pros and cons (with greater care than the Republican/Democrat through and through, right or rong mindset type.....yes it was deliberate).

And it seems that more of them decided HE was a better bet than HER, despite ALL his asinine, stupid, dumb comments (his performance since winning has been mighty impressive: respect. Whilst the behaviour of a small minority of the losers has been disgusting: spoilt liberal, whingers that should just grow up).

Well in actual fact, he didn't have more of the popular vote and that is the reason for the video on the "Electoral College". Fascinating, fascinating stuff.

 

Now Hum wants to know about the "Supreme Court" (remember Raggy touched on this a little while ago).

 

Hum sought out and had wonderful "one to one" tuition from knowledgable, fair minded Cruise Critic, regular CC posters and great chums on the recent Transatlantic voyage.

Grateful to you gentlemen (you know who you are).

Also learned a lot from Butch & Sundance over the years.

 

Anyone remember James Cabello of SD ?

Well he sent out the link below.

For non-Americans here, it is very instructive, in fact they go into various subjects in a brief, easy to understand manner. Maybe some Americans would benefit too.

 

[YOUTUBE]V6s7jB6-GoU[/YOUTUBE]

 

Edited November 12, 2016 by ho-hum

[Jim Avery]

Excellent interpretation Mr. Hum. And yes, James is missed Bigly. He was our first activities director on SD. We wish him all the best.

[ho-hum]

Excellent interpretation Mr. Hum. And yes, James is missed Bigly. He was our first activities director on SD. We wish him all the best.

 

And that is what a really "big guy" is like !

Hum was being very cheeky and yet Jim came straight back with no attitude.

Good on you sir.

Respect.

Bigly.

Love that word !

 

The anti-Trump protests and rhetoric from politicians in Europe (EU President even !) and Scotland (First Minister) is wholly unacceptable.

Remember Britain's Foreign Secretary told them to shut up.

 

James had a health issue a little while ago but that seems to be history.

He is hugely respected by guests, crew and shoreside management.

A genuinely nice and kind fellow and chum.

 

Let's end this on a good point.

The photo shows the first "sparkling wine & caviar splash" of the season (refuse to call it a champagne & caviar splash" cos there ain't no champagne (it'll be fish eggs soon !).

Yes it's at Jost van Dyke.

 

[Jim Avery]

I am reminded of a simpler time when, in US college football, the fad became ridiculous "dances" in the end zone when scoring. Thankfully it has since been banned in college football but at the time the late, great Paul "Bear" Bryant, legendary coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide, told his players it would not be tolerated. His famous quote: "Son, when you have the good fortune to score, please have the good graces to act like you have been there before". :D

[ho-hum]

Great fight and funniest post match interview.

 

[Jim Avery]

Mr Hum, why are you posting my picture???:D

[ho-hum]

Hi Ho-hum,

If I recall correctly you were in Sydney recently. We're taking a cruise out of Sydney in January and would love recommendions for restaurants and transfer services?

Thanks,

Cole

 

Cole (and anyone else travelling to Sydney, Australia),

 

There are so many restaurants in Sydney, all offering great food and wine but the restaurants below offer an extra layer to the experience and are unique to Sydney.

They also have an added individual style, feel and input.

No doubt there are others and please chums add your own but these are Hum's favourites.

 

Tetsuya: $$$$$

Japanese. Fine dining. Amazing sakes. Best as a couple. Dinner. Must book well in advance. NOW !

Ask for table away from group (especially young "cackling" women that are "four sheets to the wind" and one gets really emotional cos their boyfriend said their "bum was big" and she ends up blubbering with mascara running down her face. And another is sick in her girlfriends Gucci handbag that has her mobile phone inside and purse),

 

Cafe Sydney: $$$

Aussie. For the buzz and view. Great with chums. Lunch. Get outside seating (apply sunscreen). Must book in advance.

 

Guillaume: $$$$$

French fine dining. Dinner. Must book well in advance. Hum has a very good chum who is a very old chum of the man himself. Used to be at Sydney Opera House.

 

Cottage Point: $$$$+$$$$$$

Aussie. Lunch. Must book in advance. Transfer by sea plane with aerial tour of sights. Must do.

 

Pioik Bakery: $

Cafe. Bread, sandwiches. International. Take away. Again Hum has a chum who is a friend and regular of owners. Extraordinary owners.

 

Transfers: Viator (for long trips by limousine and sea plane to Cottage Point Inn)

 

Hope you have a great time Cole.

[ho-hum]

Mr Hum, why are you posting my picture???:D

 

Sorry, should have got permission.

[MACT]

 

The anti-Trump protests and rhetoric from politicians in Europe (EU President even !) and Scotland (First Minister) is wholly unacceptable.

Remember Britain's Foreign Secretary told them to shut up.

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, even the Nat sheep are starting to get fed up with the talking lavvy brush head. What a silly, ignorant, self important, grandstanding excuse for a First Minister of Scotland.

 

She is always demanding this, outraged at that... She is stuck in grievence mode 24 hours per day.

 

What is the remedy?...a chat with Sir Hum at the TOYB where he can explain world affairs, how to be an effective leader and how to appreciate and enjoy what life has to offer...SeaDream style

 

She would predictibly find fault and of course blame the English!

 

Update...she has just sharpened her pencil and is currently writing a "sorry Donald for being such a little b**** and congratulations on becoming America's next President" letter. Why are tickets not for sale?... there would be a queue of a few million long eager to witness such schadenfreude.

[cwaj45]

Hum,

Thank you for the Sydney information, that is exactly what I was looking for. I was planning to get back with you today as we have been out of town. I didn't know about Cottage Point and really want to do that. I will have to cancel our Blue mountain tour to do it. We are only there for 2 full days prior to the cruise.

[ho-hum]

Hum,

Thank you for the Sydney information, that is exactly what I was looking for. I was planning to get back with you today as we have been out of town. I didn't know about Cottage Point and really want to do that. I will have to cancel our Blue mountain tour to do it. We are only there for 2 full days prior to the cruise.

 

Oh Blue Mountain's nice but never found a great restaurant, maybe others have a suggestion (or two).

 

Guest Voyage Review coming soon.

 

Have a great trip.

Kindest regards

HH

[ho-hum]

Yes, even the Nat sheep are starting to get fed up with the talking lavvy brush head. What a silly, ignorant, self important, grandstanding excuse for a First Minister of Scotland.

 

She is always demanding this, outraged at that... She is stuck in grievence mode 24 hours per day.

 

What is the remedy?...a chat with Sir Hum at the TOYB where he can explain world affairs, how to be an effective leader and how to appreciate and enjoy what life has to offer...SeaDream style

 

She would predictibly find fault and of course blame the English!

 

Update...she has just sharpened her pencil and is currently writing a "sorry Donald for being such a little b**** and congratulations on becoming America's next President" letter. Why are tickets not for sale?... there would be a queue of a few million long eager to witness such schadenfreude.

 

Heck that ruddy woman !

Even the Irish told her to P off.

Brexit won't do them any favours, sadly.

They really tried to get out of the debt and now this.

Those in the North will be happy.

Kerching, Kerching.

 

Loved reading a report in The Economist that Trump's win was announced by The Buchan Observer, Aberdeenshire as:

 

"Aberdeenshire business owner wins Presidential election"

 

Aaah "less is more".....the understatement.

[ho-hum]

View of the "Supermoon" from a chum's home: we're eating Mexican.

Sure looks close.

 

[ho-hum]

Yes, even the Nat sheep are starting to get fed up with the talking lavvy brush head. What a silly, ignorant, self important, grandstanding excuse for a First Minister of Scotland.

 

She is always demanding this, outraged at that... She is stuck in grievence mode 24 hours per day.

 

What is the remedy?...a chat with Sir Hum at the TOYB where he can explain world affairs, how to be an effective leader and how to appreciate and enjoy what life has to offer...SeaDream style

 

She would predictibly find fault and of course blame the English!

 

Update...she has just sharpened her pencil and is currently writing a "sorry Donald for being such a little b**** and congratulations on becoming America's next President" letter. Why are tickets not for sale?... there would be a queue of a few million long eager to witness such schadenfreude.

 

By the way MACT, seeing as your closer to Trump's golf course than Hum, is there any truth to the rumour that in Trump trying to ingratiate himself to the Scots that his golf club in Scotland is to be named "McDonalds Golf Club" ... geddit, geddit.

[Bodogbodog]

Hi Old Chum Hum

 

I saw your recommendations on Sydney dining - spot on, you've included many of my favourites and some I'm yet to try (got to win Lotto for some) - great time of the year to be here in January or February

 

But what I actually wanted to let you know about is this. Now I know you've experienced the delights of Crystal's recycled yacht - Crystal Esprit so I though you and your chums might be interested in todays press release from Crystal - they're taking her on tour.....next stop the Caribbean

 

Here's the press release in all its' glory - apparently their customers demanded this - which is interesting as very few over on the Crystal Forums have sailed on her and there is very little discussion about it except for compliments when one of Crystals favourite entertainers Mark Farris is on-board

 

How do you think she will fare in the Caribbean old chap?

 

November 14, 2016

 

Crystal Esprit to Sail in Exotic West Indies for Late 2017 & 2018

 

Luxury yacht’s redeployment caters to travelers seeking closer-to-home

 

Crystal Yacht Expedition Experience

 

 

LOS ANGELES, November 14, 2016 – Crystal Yacht Expedition Cruises is redeploying its ultra-luxury yacht, Crystal Esprit, to the islands of the West Indies beginning in November of 2017 and all of 2018. The relocation is the result of overwhelming feedback from Crystal’s savvy guests and valued travel partners seeking the intimate 62-guest yachting experience in closer proximity to major travel hubs.

 

Beyond putting the luxury yachting experience within greater geographical reach for travelers, the shift will also focus on conveniently timed itineraries. Sailing round-trip on Sundays from Marigot Bay, St. Martin, two distinct seven-day routes will alternate for easily combinable extended vacations. The ports of call are decidedly in line with access unique to a boutique yachting experience, with visits to the idyllic harbors of destinations long favored by travelers.

 

As Crystal Esprit’s newly unveiled itineraries focus heavily on the glamourous but laid back yachting lifestyle, the tropical locations will also allow travelers to take full advantage of the active pursuits and abundant water sports amenities in the yacht’s high-tech private marina, including the first submarine in the cruise industry. Crystal Esprit’s new West Indies itineraries include:

 

British Virgin Islands & Saint-Barthélemy Yachting Escape: Marigot Bay, St. Martin; Gustavia, St. Barthélemy; Anegada, Scrub Island (overnight), Jost Van Dyke, Great Harbor (overnight), Salt Island, Tortola/Road Town, Peter Island (overnight), The Indians, Virgin Gorda, Gorda Sound (overnight), British Virgin Islands

 

West Indies Yachting Explorer: Marigot Bay, St. Martin (overnight); Sandy Ground, Anguilla; Saba, Netherlands Antilles; Falmouth Harbor, Antigua & Barbuda; Nevis; Gustavia, St. Barthélemy (overnight); Orient Bay, St. Martin

 

“The decision to reposition Crystal Esprit to the West Indies is one that was made with our guests’ expressed wishes in mind, as more luxury travelers seek curated adventure with the seamless ease and convenience that Crystal’s attention to detail provides,” says Crystal’s CEO and president, Edie Rodriguez. “While long coveted by celebrities and other selective travelers, the West Indies remain largely exclusive, hidden gems that will almost certainly top Crystal guests’ bucket lists.”

 

Crystal Esprit’s inaugural West Indies season will be open for booking on November 17, 2016. For more information and Crystal reservations, contact a travel professional, call 888.799.2437, or visit crystalyachtcruises.com. Join the hundreds of thousands who follow the Crystal Cruises Facebook page and @crystalcruises on Twitter and Instagram, and engage in the conversation with #crystalcruises.

 

As it expands its reach to all luxury travelers across the globe, Crystal evolves to The World’s Most Luxurious Hospitality and Lifestyle Brand Portfolio™. Crystal Cruises is the World’s Most Awarded Luxury Cruise Line™, having earned “World’s Best Cruise Ship” in Condé Nast Traveler’s Reader Choice Awards for 23 years; been voted “World’s Best Large Ship Cruise Line” by Travel + Leisure readers for 20 years; and the “Best Luxury Cruise Line” by travel professional organization Virtuoso for three consecutive years (2014, 2015 & 2016).  The newest and upcoming extensions of the celebrated Crystal brand include Crystal Yacht Expedition Cruises, Crystal Luxury Air, Crystal River Cruises – The World’s Only Luxury River Cruise Line™, Crystal AirCruises and Crystal Exclusive Class™ with Crystal Residences.

 

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Edited November 15, 2016 by Bodogbodog

[MACT]

Heck that ruddy woman !

 

Loved reading a report in The Economist that Trump's win was announced by The Buchan Observer, Aberdeenshire as:

 

"Aberdeenshire business owner wins Presidential election"

 

Aaah "less is more".....the understatement.

 

As an ex Aberdeen manager once said "you could tell the crowd were getting excited when you heard the rustle of the sweetie papers"

[MACT]

By the way MACT, seeing as your closer to Trump's golf course than Hum, is there any truth to the rumour that in Trump trying to ingratiate himself to the Scots that his golf club in Scotland is to be named "McDonalds Golf Club" ... geddit, geddit.

 

Due to the inactivity of much of the population, apart from their jaws, there are frequent sightings of "Big MacDonalds" and MacKays and MacPhersons... even XXXXL "Big Macs" are not an uncommon feature of the landscape.

 

Mr T can ingratiate himself as much as he pleases...more investment, more jobs, more economic activity...more sales of sunglasses to protect the eyes from the bling attack from when setting foot in the Turnberry Hotel.

 

Soon we'll have queues of cruise ships docking on the Isle of Lewis disgorging their American guests to tour the wee butt'n'ben where his mother lived before leaving these shores for the promised land...

 

And if C****** Hillary won? The UK would be "standing at the back of the queue" hoping for a few trade crumbs to fill our empty bowl. Just like poor little Oliver..."please mmmmmsssssss, could we have a few less tariffs in our gruel".

[MACT]

View of the "Supermoon" from a chum's home: we're eating Mexican.

Sure looks close.

 

 

 

 

Just how many Tequilas had been sunk before these shenanigans began? And your were guests in another house?

[ho-hum]

Just how many Tequilas had been sunk before these shenanigans began? And your were guests in another house?

 

Well if it makes you feel any better, Hum did feel a little ashamed when he sobered up.

But it was Hum that provided his hosts with the tequila and everybody thought it funny at the time ...... except the lady of the hooooose !

 

The answer is "don't sober up" !!

[ho-hum]

As an ex Aberdeen manager once said "you could tell the crowd were getting excited when you heard the rustle of the sweetie papers"

 

Haha......just love it.

In Turkey they throw flares on the pitch.

In Aberdeen they rustle sweet wrappers......sweet, sweet people.

 

Was it Alex that said that ?

Aaaahhhh love the restraint.

Who knew modesty could be so funny.

 

Doubt they would no what to do if anyone tried to "high 5" them.

What would they make of the hollering and the whoop, whooping.

"Are ya feeling alright laddy ?"

[ho-hum]

Due to the inactivity of much of the population, apart from their jaws, there are frequent sightings of "Big MacDonalds" and MacKays and MacPhersons... even XXXXL "Big Macs" are not an uncommon feature of the landscape.

 

Mr T can ingratiate himself as much as he pleases...more investment, more jobs, more economic activity...more sales of sunglasses to protect the eyes from the bling attack from when setting foot in the Turnberry Hotel.

 

Soon we'll have queues of cruise ships docking on the Isle of Lewis disgorging their American guests to tour the wee butt'n'ben where his mother lived before leaving these shores for the promised land...

 

And if C****** Hillary won? The UK would be "standing at the back of the queue" hoping for a few trade crumbs to fill our empty bowl. Just like poor little Oliver..."please mmmmmsssssss, could we have a few less tariffs in our gruel".

 

Well said sir.

Hum is raising a glass to you rightbthis minute.

An inexpensive Haut-Medoc, ruddy lovely on a day like this.

Bordeaux is best drunk in Poshland at this time of year.

 

Gawd these privileged, entitled "lefties" here and in the US are making Hum severely irritated.

Get a real job ?

Go to India.

Work in the real community amongst the real disadvantaged.

 

Just between us, MACT, do you think Donald is "bottling" ?

Does'nt seem that happy being President to Hum's mind.

Can't ask the Yanks cos they are so polarised and they carry gubs.

Jim and Raggy are OK about it but all the same.

[Jim Avery]

He is biding his time. Remembering all that is said and all the stupid things going on. He never forgets. Just wait till he gets the keys to the barn.....

[Ragnar Danneskjold]

Due to the inactivity of much of the population, apart from their jaws, there are frequent sightings of "Big MacDonalds" and MacKays and MacPhersons... even XXXXL "Big Macs" are not an uncommon feature of the landscape.

 

Mr T can ingratiate himself as much as he pleases...more investment, more jobs, more economic activity...more sales of sunglasses to protect the eyes from the bling attack from when setting foot in the Turnberry Hotel.

 

<snip>

 

 

I pity the foo dat try ta use my name fo anyone else!!!