The next 9 correct posters win a prize.......

[Merion_Mom]

Oh, you are all pathetic. ;) :D

 

Can you really not remember them all?

[glgolfer]

Not one of the ten, but from a cruise ship joke book I just got in Key West.

 

What can make an 80 year old grandmother drop an F bomb?

 

When another 80 year old grandmother yells "Bingo".

[Lightsluvr]

Looks like about half don't have a clue what you're asking, M-Mom.

 

:rolleyes:

 

LL

[Puffinater]

When we realized the Farewell was pretty much a repeat we stopped going. But here they are for those who would like to know.

 

10. Do these steps go up or down?

9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt?

8. Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?

7. Does the crew sleep on the ship?

6. Is this island completely surrounded by water?

5. Does the ship make its own electricity?

4. Is it salt water in the toilets?

3. What elevation are we at?

2. There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day... the question asked...If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?

1. What time is the Midnight Buffet being served?

 

What do I win?

[Puffinater]

FYI...I did not remember all of them....gotta love google!

[jmf123]

For extra credit (and a golden oldie):

 

* Will I get wet if I go snorkeling?

 

* Is there water all around the island?

 

* Is the trapshooting held outside?

 

(What time do the stars come out? haha, I hadn't heard that one!). :)

[Lionesss]

Or how about

What time does the 3pm parade start in the Promenade?

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Note on our thread we give out prizes for correct answers.

[SomeBeach]

Now that the school year is over, you have waaay too much time on your hands :rolleyes:

 

:p :p :p :p

[Aquahound]

Carol, you kill me! ;)

 

I'm getting a kick out of the people who don't quite understand the theme here! :D

[joan_al]

Where on board do they store the relative bearing grease?

[bubbie617]

When they change the day of the week in the elevator, do they change it on every floor?

[DON M.]

Can I buy a photo of another couple Cheaper?

[Lgarth]

When they change the day of the week in the elevator, do they change it on every floor?

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:rolleyes:

[joan_al]

Answer to post #35: It's stored on the shelf next to the spool of pipe thread.

[Sue L]

The one I got a phone call today at work (I am a TA)....are you ready?????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What kind of money do they take in Alaska????

[vator90]

The Ten Questions:

 

1. Is the water in the toilet saltwater or freshwater?

 

Since the dog I smuggled onboard drinks out of it, I am guessing Fresh.

[DON M.]

The one I got a phone call today at work (I am a TA)....are you ready?????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What kind of money do they take in Alaska????

Wasn't that the one question you missed on your tests?

[wrp96]

What kind of money do they take in Alaska????

 

 

Sue, believe me that one does NOT shock me. We are still floored about an incident that occurred shortly after I moved to Arkansas from Alaska. My grandmother introduced me to someone as her granddaughter that had just moved from Alaska. The person leaned over to my grandmother and asked if I spoke English.

[Sue L]

Sue, believe me that one does NOT shock me. We are still floored about an incident that occurred shortly after I moved to Arkansas from Alaska. My grandmother introduced me to someone as her granddaughter that had just moved from Alaska. The person leaned over to my grandmother and asked if I spoke English.

 

 

thanks Wrona, I needed that laugh.....!!!

[VAHockeymom]

Where's the elevator that goes from front to back?

 

Hadn't heard this one before...too funny! I believe the answer has something to do with Willie Wonka and a chocolate factory! Too bad they won't have these on Oasis though, it sure would make moving around that big ship easier (and maybe confuse the button pushing children constantly riding the elevators too!):D

[wrp96]

thanks Wrona, I needed that laugh.....!!!

 

 

The scary thought is I have many, many more stories like that one!:eek:

[suziehmkr]

I have been asked if the OV windows open...

 

And if there are any cabins with windows below the water so you can see the fish. :D

[GaryfmCol]

How high above sea level are we?

 

 

Which deck is your cabin on?

 

When we went through the Panama Canal, the ship was

about 34 feet above sea level...:D

[Arizona Cruz Chic]

When they change the day of the week in the elevator, do they change it on every floor?

 

 

The condo complex that I worked at, the sales director wanted to do exactly that....put a sign inside the elevator at every floor....yes she was blond. :eek: :eek:

 

Carol...you're killing me here. I guess some of these still have some punch! :D

 

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[cruiserbryce]

you may think these are silly but even in our hotel we get some crazy ones...we had one person get on an elevator and ask how she could find the elevators that went down to the lobby:confused: