Have you ever been at the pursers desk dealing with something mundane, to not help but listen in to another passenger complaining about something so trivial. Well this is my solution to help Princess's finances. A day out to the passenger service desk, spend 4 hours behind the desk listening to all the complaints, nothing could be more entertaining, only $199 for 4 hours or $349 for 8 hours, included full transcripts of all the passengers 1st world problems. It will be a race to book it on embarkation day, never mind a race to get to the Sanctuary, this will beat it hands down.