Mr Luxury

There's another daughter but we don't talk about her.

There's a daughter called Clematis

Any particular part of the body that you're using to harmonise?

That'll go over some peoples heads on here 😀

Get in that gym JP

Yes,it wouldn't be the same without your rubbish anyway.😁

Once bitten I would have thought.

Keep calm,they will come.

Apparently there is also Turkey bacon.😀

I agree JP Odd wine choices. Not for me. We're you offered anything else?

Did they let George into La Dame with jeans on?

Keith,do we know anything about the equipment that is available in the fitness centre.

Service should be excellent then.

Many thanks Markham. Just off to Gieves and Hawkes to get fitted for a Captains uniform 😁

I manage the gym on a ship twice a day. 06.00 and 16.00 Light breakfast,no lunch,good dinner and only alcohol with dinner. Same as at home

I'm not going on that railway just to be buried next to Thomas Jefferson's great grandfather.

Thanks Markham, Glad old Neptune is being gentle on that small tub en route to Green and pleasant land. It will be interesting to see how low and shabby one can dress on these expedition vessels. I'm not going to play that game as I, like you have my own standards. What about a florescent orange Tuxedo just to fit in a little or perhaps one made out of ripped denim. Awaiting your expert reports

Markham, I'm thinking that this could be a lengthy process. How many zodiacs are there? Watch your step now. Mind the gap.

You get the soft drinks and water but also get a bottle of spirit each and or wine. You choose the spirit ie Vodka,Gin,Whisky before you board online or wait until you see your stewardess and ask her.

Kotor A lovely place

Both DW Didn't you know that I am a cruise nutrition expert.😁 I prescribe one hour on a spin bike for every one plate of food.

Goodnight JP Gaviscon is on the bedside table

Tell me George has other trousers apart from jeans. Are jeans allowed around the ship after 18.00

I will still be taking a Tux on Pursuit in August as it is not considered an expedition sailing.

Just like betting on red or black really.