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[MicCanberra]

I know a few but most of them would get me banned from CC:(.

 

How about the Doctor on the Cruise who'd order a chicory daiquiri from Richard the bartender every night. On the last night poor Richard had ran out of chicory and thought "I know I'll use hickory instead, he'll never know the difference."

 

The Doctor in due course ordered his drink pulled a face and said:

 

"It's not a chicory daiquiri Dick."

 

Dick replied

 

"No Hickory daiquiri doc"

 

Even worse. Groan:p

[GUT2407]

Even worse. Groan:p

 

 

So glad you liked it.:cool:

[gbenjo]

So glad you liked it.:cool:

 

C'mon. Guys.....enough. ....This thread is really becoming a bit of a joke.

[rabbitoh_777]

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Groan :p

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Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but now a third has groan in significance. :D

 

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[GUT2407]

C'mon. Guys.....enough. ....This thread is really becoming a bit of a joke.

 

 

Yep the way this threads gone off track is certainly no laughing matter.

[rabbitoh_777]

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I know a few but most of them would get me banned from CC:(.

 

How about the Doctor on the Cruise who'd order a chicory daiquiri from Richard the bartender every night. On the last night poor Richard had ran out of chicory and thought "I know I'll use hickory instead, he'll never know the difference."

 

The Doctor in due course ordered his drink pulled a face and said:

 

"It's not a chicory daiquiri Dick."

 

Dick replied

 

"No Hickory daiquiri doc"

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Excellent, very punny and one I haven't heard to boot! Into the collection she goes. ;)

 

Yes, some of the bluer ones can be a little orf! :eek:

 

My neighbour's kid accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles the other night.

His next crap could spell disaster.

 

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[GUT2407]

But did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[GUT2407]

And to merge the two dominant themes of this thread

 

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

[rabbitoh_777]

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As my wife says to the grandkids........don't laugh at him ....it only encourages him to tell more:eek:

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At least she still acknowledges you. :p

 

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

 

Did you know Atheism is a non-prophet organization?

 

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

 

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[GUT2407]

Many years ago when I was just a lad I did a bit of theatre work one was all about puns but really it was just a play on words.

[rabbitoh_777]

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Yep the way this threads gone off track is certainly no laughing matter.

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The wife just read through the first 10 posts hoping to find one to make her laugh, and

"No pun in ten did"

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[rabbitoh_777]

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And to merge the two dominant themes of this thread

 

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

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My butcher backed up into the meat grinder and now he has got a little behind in his work.

 

:cool:

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[GUT2407]

The wife just read through the first 10 posts hoping to find one to make her laugh, and

"No pun in ten did"

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:cool:

 

 

I call cheat I was about to use that one.

[MicCanberra]

I think this thread has drifted off topic and the jokes are now sinking fast.:rolleyes:

[GUT2407]

Rabbitoh

 

Weren't you gong to become a vegetarian, that'd be a big miss steak

[rabbitoh_777]

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I think this thread has drifted off topic and the jokes are now sinking fast.:rolleyes:

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Did you hear about all the latest crime that's happening in skyscrapers?

It was just wrong on too many levels.

 

Having sex in an elevator is also wrong on so many levels. :o

 

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[GUT2407]

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Did you hear about all the latest crime that's happening in skyscrapers?

It was just wrong on too many levels.

 

Having sex in an elevator is also wrong on so many levels. :o

 

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Hate to argue, but don't you mean right.

[rabbitoh_777]

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Rabbitoh

 

Weren't you gong to become a vegetarian, that'd be a big miss steak

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I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

 

Did you hear the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.

The doc says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. :o

 

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[GUT2407]

I was actually going to tell you about when the Court Jester would give Elizabeth I piggyback rides but it was just Virgin on the ridiculous.

[gbenjo]

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At least she still acknowledges you.

 

 

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Only when I walk in the room....she just tries to ignore my jokes.......although she has told people I am one big joke:confused:... is that close enough..well as close as I will get:rolleyes:

[jxsAUS]

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[gbenjo]

I just placed an order for my new Porsche so I posted on facebook that I could not wait for the new 911.....I have now got twelve million muslim radicals wanting to be my friend:confused:

Edited November 14, 2014 by gbenjo

[GUT2407]

I just placed an order for my new Porsche so I posted on facebook that I could not wait for the new 911.....I have now got twelve million muslim radicals wanting to be my friend:confused:

 

 

Thanks gbenjo

 

Just spat all over my screen, didn't see that one coming.

[yatchet]

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Welcome.:confused:

[GUT2407]

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Welcome.:confused:

 

 

An interesting first and only post.