Biker19 Posted July 10, 2017 #301 Share Posted July 10, 2017 https://smoodiaries.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/img_8742.jpg ^ Alter Lateral Flash with some context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SausPud Posted July 10, 2017 #302 Share Posted July 10, 2017 And he is British. A reality star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzinlady1947 Posted July 10, 2017 #303 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Grandeur is docked in Bermuda........www.portbermudawebcam.com Gwen :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinhill Posted July 10, 2017 #304 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Is there a Twisted Kilt near the cruise port? I could see some Scottish Eggs and Caronas being consumed while watching preseason Giants football or rerun NY Islanders games. The only Twisted Kilt i know of is in the Avenue at White Marsh which is a good 20-25 minute drive from the port. Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruiseLifeRick Posted July 10, 2017 #305 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I guess I'll be the one to ask...why the tan line? Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #306 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Alter Lateral Flash - the next trivia team name. Biker, the psychic. I couldn't post this this morning because the wifi was so bad. A perfect 30/30 in famous couples trivia but sadly we lost to another team in a tiebreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #307 Share Posted July 10, 2017 For all those silently following along for a Portuguese Man o' War Horseshoe Bay update - we just got back to the ship and.....I'll let you know in a few weeks. Kidding, of course. I'm happy to report that there were zero issues today with the PMOW because all the piranhas ate them! Kidding again, of course. No issues today. The water was spectacular as usual. Our cab driver said that was only a one day problem last week with the PMOW and there have been no issues since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #308 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Horrible forecast for the week ahead here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #309 Share Posted July 10, 2017 My Yeti and her S'well bottle were ready to battle the elements in the Bermuda heat today. Huge line to get off the ship today as usual. It moved very fast though, I don't think we were on it for more than 5 minutes. Thank god there are no tenders here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breezy_carol Posted July 10, 2017 #310 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Thank you for the PMOW update. And the weather looks good for when we will be there Saturday and Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #311 Share Posted July 10, 2017 My old friend Dawn joined us today as well. I haven't seen my old pal in 11 years. Wait, that's not true. I've SEEN her, I just haven't been ON her since 2006. Get your mind out of the gutter folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #312 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Horseshoe Bay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #313 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Yup, $45 for an umbrella and two chairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #314 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #315 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I built up quite the appetite after spending 50 minutes in the water. I narrowed my choices down to either: Or: So obviously you know which one I chose right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherylroslyn Posted July 10, 2017 #316 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Day 3 and I've yet to see one speedo. Thankfully I haven't seen anyone wear an Alter Lateral Flash either. You don't know what that is? Google it. It makes a speedo look like a pillow case. Actually, don't google it. Trust me. It's not easy on the eyes. Why did I Google it!!!!! Why can't I learn to listen!!!!!! As I recall you and CruiselifeRick are the reason I can't ever even look at Frittos.......nevermind eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #317 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Correct, both. Wait, is that a chicken leg or a full baby whale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #318 Share Posted July 10, 2017 RCI should offer a 12 hour roof tarring excursion so you can really experience Bermuda in July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #319 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I guess I'll be the one to ask...why the tan line? It's also worth mentioning that he is.......ahem..........double fisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skydreamer49 Posted July 10, 2017 #320 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Day 3 and I've yet to see one speedo. Thankfully I haven't seen anyone wear an Alter Lateral Flash either. You don't know what that is? Google it. It makes a speedo look like a pillow case. Actually, don't google it. Trust me. It's not easy on the eyes. [emoji33]how does it stay in place? I can't believe I googled it! Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #321 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Hopping on the 8 PM (7 ET) ferry to Hamilton for dinner and then drinks afterwards. God I hope they are stocked up on club soda & lime here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruiseLifeRick Posted July 10, 2017 #322 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Hopping on the 8 PM (7 ET) ferry to Hamilton for dinner and then drinks afterwards. God I hope they are stocked up on club soda & lime here. Cabbing it home? Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimmiethebeach Posted July 10, 2017 #323 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Oh god I just googled "squatty potty" I hope my Facebook and Instagram ads don't pop up with a variety of toilet accessories and varieties like it did with men's shorts after the Cruiseliferick review and googling "Chubbies" 🤦🏼*♀️ Sent from my iPhone using Forums Oh my gosh me too! I get Chubbies ads all the time now! [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #324 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Cabbing it home? Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkvillain Posted July 10, 2017 Author #325 Share Posted July 10, 2017 We have arrived in Hamilton. (whispering) A Holland America ship is here. Shhhh. I think they're sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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