Rare mysty Posted June 13, 2021 #10576 Share Posted June 13, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted June 13, 2021 #10577 Share Posted June 13, 2021 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueSeraSera Posted June 13, 2021 #10578 Share Posted June 13, 2021 that's what its all about! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted June 14, 2021 #10579 Share Posted June 14, 2021 39 minutes ago, QueSeraSera said: that's what its all about! Except there were a few steps missing. 😅 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted June 14, 2021 #10580 Share Posted June 14, 2021 This year's Lexophile Submissions I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore. I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A I got some batteries that were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed. When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. When chemists die, they barium. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.I just can't put it down. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end. 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted June 14, 2021 #10581 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted June 14, 2021 #10582 Share Posted June 14, 2021 WIFE: honey let's play a game? HUSBAND: OK, sure! what is the game all about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall. And if I mention a bird you will run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month. HUSBAND: OK. And if you fail, I will have your salary too right? WIFE: (smile) Yes darling. HUSBAND: OK. (stands up and is ready to run to any direction) WIFE: Are you ready? HUSBAND: Yes, ready. WIFE: Turkey. It has been four hours, and the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird. MORAL LESSON: Women are smart!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted June 15, 2021 #10583 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted June 15, 2021 #10584 Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emtbsam Posted June 15, 2021 #10585 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Jazzbeau…thise are some of the best! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted June 16, 2021 #10586 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Fletcher Posted June 16, 2021 #10587 Share Posted June 16, 2021 We are currently taking our first break away from home in 18 months when we went to Scotland. Now we are in Wales, touring some of the major sights. It's all very busy with vacationers and not a foreign accent to be heard anywhere. Yesterday we visited one of the UK's finest gardens, Bodnant, and I thought you might like to see a photo: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted June 16, 2021 #10588 Share Posted June 16, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted June 16, 2021 #10589 Share Posted June 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Fletcher said: We are currently taking our first break away from home in 18 months when we went to Scotland. Now we are in Wales, touring some of the major sights. It's all very busy with vacationers and not a foreign accent to be heard anywhere. Yesterday we visited one of the UK's finest gardens, Bodnant, and I thought you might like to see a photo: and not a foreign accent to be heard anywhere. "Is that good or bad"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reef Knot Posted June 16, 2021 #10590 Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Fletcher said: We are currently taking our first break away from home in 18 months when we went to Scotland. Now we are in Wales, touring some of the major sights. It's all very busy with vacationers and not a foreign accent to be heard anywhere. Yesterday we visited one of the UK's finest gardens, Bodnant, and I thought you might like to see a photo: Scottish always sound foreign to me😏 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare jpalbny Posted June 16, 2021 #10591 Share Posted June 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Reef Knot said: Scottish always sound foreign to me😏 It is! It's not just the accent. We were riding the train once from Edinburgh to Greenock. Could not understand 75% of what our fellow pax were saying. We wondered if there was something wrong with our ears. Now I understand why. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reef Knot Posted June 16, 2021 #10592 Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 hour ago, jpalbny said: It is! It's not just the accent. We were riding the train once from Edinburgh to Greenock. Could not understand 75% of what our fellow pax were saying. We wondered if there was something wrong with our ears. Now I understand why. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language And they say that the Edinburgh acent is a little softer than those from Glasgow. But I'm with you JP it's all foreign to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reef Knot Posted June 16, 2021 #10593 Share Posted June 16, 2021 I have an Uncle from Kirkcaldy in Scotland who has lived in London for 60 years and still has lost none if his accent... zero. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elginjock Posted June 16, 2021 #10594 Share Posted June 16, 2021 As a Scot I speak English and it is very condescending to say Scottish sounds foreign. Some regional accents in all home nations can be difficult to pick up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted June 16, 2021 #10595 Share Posted June 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, Elginjock said: As a Scot I speak English and it is very condescending to say Scottish sounds foreign. Some regional accents in all home nations can be difficult to pick up. Very true! The folks from some parts of Newfoundland have accents that challenge the ear at first. They most definitely are speaking English with some very local expressions thrown in for good measure. I don't think any comments here were meant to offend. This is a very respectful group! Thank you for your perspective! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocchi Posted June 16, 2021 #10596 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Am keepin' ootayit. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrulyBlonde Posted June 16, 2021 #10597 Share Posted June 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Elginjock said: As a Scot I speak English and it is very condescending to say Scottish sounds foreign. Some regional accents in all home nations can be difficult to pick up. Y'all just be Grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater. Agree ;-)) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted June 16, 2021 #10598 Share Posted June 16, 2021 50 minutes ago, Rocchi said: Am keepin' ootayit. Translation please kind sir. I tried to sound it out and got nowhere fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyjones Posted June 16, 2021 #10599 Share Posted June 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, mysty said: Translation please kind sir. I tried to sound it out and got nowhere fast. I’m keeping out of it 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted June 16, 2021 #10600 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Fuhgeddaboudit! Youse all speak wit' a accent!!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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