Rare mysty Posted May 3, 2021 #10201 Share Posted May 3, 2021 CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People Questions and Answers from CARP Forum Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 70-plus year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 70-plus year-olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year-olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, haven't you? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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QueSeraSera Posted May 3, 2021 #10204 Share Posted May 3, 2021 A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare jpalbny Posted May 4, 2021 #10205 Share Posted May 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, QueSeraSera said: A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. Twice! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Host Jazzbeau Posted May 4, 2021 #10206 Share Posted May 4, 2021 1 hour ago, QueSeraSera said: A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. 32 minutes ago, jpalbny said: Twice! Well, in that case... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rare mysty Posted May 4, 2021 #10208 Share Posted May 4, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SteveH2508 Posted May 4, 2021 #10211 Share Posted May 4, 2021 11 hours ago, mysty said: Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! A completely mutual feeling! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted May 4, 2021 #10212 Share Posted May 4, 2021 And here is yet another example of women helping men..... wife.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted May 5, 2021 #10213 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted May 5, 2021 #10214 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Greetings Coolers! Today's funny..... Have a great safe fun day all! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PC5960 Posted May 5, 2021 #10215 Share Posted May 5, 2021 My first posting on CC and with our first ever Silversea cruise booked for September this year the more I read on this board the more I can't wait to board the Spirit ! Keep safe all and please please keep the smiles coming ... fabulous !! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted May 5, 2021 #10216 Share Posted May 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, PC5960 said: My first posting on CC and with our first ever Silversea cruise booked for September this year the more I read on this board the more I can't wait to board the Spirit ! Keep safe all and please please keep the smiles coming ... fabulous !! Welcome to the Cooler PC! Hope you enjoy your time here! We dusted off a bar stool for you! 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PC5960 Posted May 5, 2021 #10217 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Thank you ... I have resisted posting on any board but the whole Silversea board has been so refreshing in its positivity and helpfulness compared to others I've historically read I felt I just had to say 'thank you' to all it's contributors and especially those from the 'water cooler'. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lvshack Posted May 5, 2021 #10218 Share Posted May 5, 2021 2 hours ago, PC5960 said: Thank you ... I have resisted posting on any board but the whole Silversea board has been so refreshing in its positivity and helpfulness compared to others I've historically read I felt I just had to say 'thank you' to all it's contributors and especially those from the 'water cooler'. Welcome.. I have been on this thread for a while now .. posting things not supposed to be on this thread & sometimes throwing my toys out the pram..but always welcomed back by the lovely people in the cooler... I laugh so much at the funnies posted & some oh well you have to be broad minded 😉 happy posting 🚢😷🍾 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRIPACIAN Posted May 5, 2021 #10219 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRIPACIAN Posted May 5, 2021 #10220 Share Posted May 5, 2021 From one year ago on the “Cooler” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zqtchas Posted May 5, 2021 #10221 Share Posted May 5, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted May 5, 2021 #10222 Share Posted May 5, 2021 11 minutes ago, zqtchas said: Them's some sportin' wheels Chas! 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRIPACIAN Posted May 5, 2021 #10223 Share Posted May 5, 2021 5 hours ago, TRIPACIAN said: From one year ago on the “Cooler” Sinko de Mayo is today 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare mysty Posted May 5, 2021 #10224 Share Posted May 5, 2021 25 minutes ago, TRIPACIAN said: Sinko de Mayo is today Obviously we love offbeat humour here! Thanks for your contribution! 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emtbsam Posted May 5, 2021 #10225 Share Posted May 5, 2021 6 hours ago, TRIPACIAN said: From one year ago on the “Cooler” I am glad someone translated this for me! 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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