Cruise Ship Reform Now!

[newtocc]

Me, Newtocc, have decided to form a Presidential Exploratory committee, so I can raise funds for my Presidental bid for 2008!

I know I count on you guys for my support, I'm running on a platform of Cruise Ship reform, I will advocate only the best food on Cruise Ships, limited smoking, limited booze smuggling, no poo in any pool or hot tub, an iron in every cabin, and free refrigeration and transport to the home port for anyone that drops dead on the cruise!

In the near future, I'll give you links to my Presidential website where you can send your contributions, lets all stand up with a unified voice and tell this country, Newt for President!!

[dkjretired]

Me, Newtocc, have decided to form a Presidential Exploratory committee, so I can raise funds for my Presidental bid for 2008!

I know I count on you guys for my support, I'm running on a platform of Cruise Ship reform, I will advocate only the best food on Cruise Ships, limited smoking, limited booze smuggling, no poo in any pool or hot tub, an iron in every cabin, and free refrigeration and transport to the home port for anyone that drops dead on the cruise!

In the near future, I'll give you links to my Presidential website where you can send your contributions, lets all stand up with a unified voice and tell this country, Newt for President!!

 

He's back, god bless us, where do I donate, need a VP candidate....

[Lois R]

Don, I almost spilt my tea all over my keyboard:D :) how funny!:D

[greeneg]

I second that. Surely these boards will lighten back a bit now........Math for today:

 

1 Newtocc > 50 Whiners........

 

 

Got my vote.....sorry about the money, but Celebrity has that for right now....

[usha]

Newt, I can just see you in the oval office

(and I fear that no amount of counseling will be able to erase that horrific mental picture).:eek:

Hey, I'd vote for you, buddy!

[Lsimon]

Usha - I see you are on our Galaxy cruise.

Come visit us in the roll call. There is also a Roll Call Web Site with a link in my signature below.

 

And newtocc - what does you platform have to say about the sorry state of coffee on cruise ships?

[Cruise Cat]

Let me introduce myself for those that don't know me. I am Cruise Cat. I am a trusted advisor to Newt and am in charge of his Transition Team for when he takes office; after which he has promised me a high level cabinet position or ambassadorship of my choice.

My first job that I have already begun work on is the replacement of 'Air Force One' with 'Cruise Ship One'. I am looking for members to join the design committee and will also take ideas from the General Public. Therefore, if anyone has any ideas on how to customize the ship for Newt, please let me know.

The ship needs to be ready to accomodate Newtocc and his staff during his first 100 days in office; because there is another change he has me working on that will take place at that time; somehow, I have to figure the simplest way to turn an 'Oval' into an 'Obtuse Triangle':rolleyes:

[motherchic]

Thank God !! The state of the union is salvagable!

NEWT FOR PRES !!!!!!!!!!!

You got my vote

Nadine

[TLCC]

Newt!! I'll vote for you for sure. But, "limited booze smuggling"? Aww, that's no fun. If you let me sail on Cruise Ship One though, I promise not to smuggle.

[excitedofharpenden]

I'm in! The tee shirt is ready. I hear that there may be a vacancy in the UK soon. You could be our Monster Raving Loony Party candidate (you might need to Google that one for details of their policies);)

 

Phil

[Kathy & George]

Finally a candidate we can all love and follow...What a Leader!!!

[pamkev]

I'm in. I will be Newt's PR person not that he needs one, but just in case he get's himself into a little trouble.:D

[MiataKath]

Hi,

 

Okay, we're in!! To whom do we write the check, and does he have a PAC?

 

Kind Regards,

 

Don and Kathie

[Cloud9]

Newt, I'll vote for you, but you will have a better chance if I am your Vice President! Yea, that's it, you need me as your Vice President, I can see it now..........:p

[usha]

Cloud, I mean no disrespect, but do you think it would be...prudent for Newt's running mate to be a blonde, naked chick with wings?:eek:

On second thought, who am I to question the delicate nuances of a presidential campagne?:D

[excitedofharpenden]

Cloud, I mean no disrespect, but do you think it would be...prudent for Newt's running mate to be a blonde, naked chick with wings?:eek:

Usha, I don't see Newt complaining somehow;)

 

Phil

[uktog]

Dear Newt

I am, because of some minor misunderstanding at some past sailaway near the Mast over some boxes of tea, disenfranchised from the election process you refer to. However, should you be elected, I am very keen to discover what your foreign policy might be. Where will your first ports of call be? Do you intend to refer to the leader I have as Passenger Blair?

I need to know :)

[Kathie44]

With that kind of running mate, he is probably trying to take up where Clinton left off. :eek:

[raudacruise]

The Newt is back, vote for him. Long live Newt.

 

What is your opinion from fishing from Verandahs?

 

LOL.

[jezzdogg]

Count me in

 

All the way with Newt

[red knight]

As another one who observes your politics from across a border, I am bold to ask, how many waffles are you promising all who may vote for you?:D

[spearmint]

Well, if you are going to make sure that there is "no poo in the pools or hot tubs", then you've got my vote!:DWhat a guy! Thinks of everything. I especially like the refrigerator offer........

[CruznTom]

Once again, the masses are gullible enough to believe campaign promises.

Are you going to appoint a Pool Poo Czar as eficient as past Drug Czars?

Are you going to control smuggling with as much efficiency as our present Border Patrol?

How are you going to do thjs without raising cruise fares?

Are you willing to debate?

[Cruise Cat]

Newt - It has been suggested to me that you have a debate against your major opponents on the 'Butter Issue'......:p

[dkjretired]

The Newt is back, vote for him. Long live Newt.

 

What is your opinion from fishing from Verandahs?

 

LOL.

 

And besides fishing, what is your opinion about water skiing off the back of the ship and on a more delicate subject, burial at sea.