Things You'll Never See Written On a Comment Card...

[bepsf]

"There aren't enough passengers on this ship"

 

"This ship has too many swimming pools"

 

"Those beds are just too darned comfortable."

 

"Too Much Lobster!"

 

"The band isn't loud enough."

 

"I'm so glad there aren't any trays in the Lido"

 

"Chair Hogs are COOL!"

 

What else?

;)

[LVSue]

"Stop leaving those dam chocolates on my pillow!"

 

"Tell the crew to stop smiling all the time."

[DutchByAssociation]

"There aren't enough passengers on this ship"

 

"This ship has too many swimming pools"

 

"Those beds are just too darned comfortable."

 

"Too Much Lobster!"

 

"The band isn't loud enough."

 

"I'm so glad there aren't any trays in the Lido"

 

"Chair Hogs are COOL!"

 

What else?

;)

 

I'm confused by a few of these... The beds on HAL are incredible and I wish I had the spare funds to buy one for my home. And the trays in the lido aren't an issue for me. When I was just on the Westerdam they had the big oval plates everywhere and I managed without difficulty to get a plate full of food and some sushi, along with a glass of iced tea. I went back once, for dessert... after my meal was done... like everyone does :)

[LAFFNVEGAS]

"

"I'm so glad there aren't any trays in the Lido"

 

 

What else?

;)

I have to disagree with you on the trays because I already have stated this on two different cruise comment cards :D

But I will add to the list ;)

"I did not pay enough money for this cruise"

[LAFFNVEGAS]

I'm confused by a few of these... The beds on HAL are incredible and I wish I had the spare funds to buy one for my home. And the trays in the lido aren't an issue for me. When I was just on the Westerdam they had the big oval plates everywhere and I managed without difficulty to get a plate full of food and some sushi, along with a glass of iced tea. I went back once, for dessert... after my meal was done... like everyone does :)

Dutch I think he is asking for sarcastic answers :)

[scopewest]

"The pelican flew in and walked around on the deck while we were out at sea. Why did he get free passage while I had to pay?"

 

(Okay, the bird did fly in and land on the deck, dang, I didn't have my camera with me at that moment.)

[dandro]

"I didn't like my balcony"

 

"Not enough food"

[ore-ee-gun]

"I'm ready to go home."

 

"The water at Half Moon Cay was too blue."

 

"There weren't enough jewelry stores in St. Thomas."

[ger_77]

My spouse looks like a real HOTTIE in a life vest.

 

I didn't get seasick nearly enough.

 

This ship rides way too smoothly.

 

My sail & sign bill was too small.

 

You should charge more for photographs.

 

 

Smooth Sailing! :):)

[rapsodyme]

The casino slots were just to loose and I won too much money:rolleyes:

[Krazy Kruizers]

These are all so great.

The cocktails are too large.

[abb4k]

I really prefer to wash my own dishes and cook my own meals. ;)

 

Please don't leave towel animals on my bed.

[abb4k]

Too many choices at the buffet.

 

The food is too tasty.

 

Too many desserts.

 

The lines are too short.

[pipedreams62]

Not enough T-shirt shops in Juneau

[luckycruzer]

forward to my first HAL expierence, May "10..tho I have been cruzing since 1969, ....and have done 23 cruzes in 33 months.. I "JUST" hate that :D !!!!!!!

[esther e]

There aren't enough life boat drills.

[EbayCruiser]

The excursions are so CHEAP!!

 

The showers are HUGE!!

 

The casinos smell so good - you must use Febreeze!!

 

I just love gaining 5 lbs. on my cruise!

[GatorV]

Not enough bread pudding (sorry re:post from a couple wks ago

[COLLEYBERRY]

Could you please do something about that silly wake,It's always so noisy and happy looking.and does absolutely nothing for a sunrise or sunset.

Thankyou for your cooperation.:)

[innlady1]

Please stop with the Room Service...it's just not necessary!

[Taxguy77]

Why don't you have a cruise that just sails around in circles all night and lands at Jamaica every day?

[sail7seas]

Annoying that the smiling stewards made our bed everyday and scrubbed our bathroom. :D

 

Irritating how everyone tried so hard to see we were having the best cruise possible. Imagine!

 

Fun thread, Brian. Thanks for it. :)

[Richard in Panama]

Careful, you may be giving Seattle ideas!!

 

Regards, Richard

[CDRMark]

How about some more PA announcements?

Cheers

Mark

[innlady1]

"Please give us more baked Alaska parades...how about one each night???"