Things You'll Never See Written On a Comment Card...

[OCruisers]

[I]Having my every request met with a "YES" became tiresome .... [/I]

[usha]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=magenta]Not [B]nearly[/B] enough secondhand smoke out on our balcony...:rolleyes:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[BruceMuzz]

"We took this cruise for the romantic evening walks and fresh sea air on the promenade deck, but it is far more fun to walk through the smoky casino so we can complain about it."

[shootr]

The balcony dividers need to be less soundproof so I can hear the neighbors complain about my once-a-day cigar indulgence - in a 20 knot wind - :D:D:D

(had to do it!:rolleyes:)

[dandro]

Please have earlier disembarkation so we can leave the dam ship sooner.

Please change your room service breakfasts to only cold items like cruiseline *******

Towel animals are nonsense.

Flushing the toilet sounds too quiet.

The constant hum in the room is so soothing, can it please be louder?



;);););)

[operafan]

Never again. Next time I book EasyCruise!

[Soundsgreat6]

Please stop butting your smoke in my full Bucket in the Casino

[Celestial Traveler]

Will you PLEASE stop upgrading my room ? !!

[bepsf]

The waiters and stewards are far too attentive - I'm sure you don't need nearly as many...

 

"Papparazzi" is the best show ever - especially the part where Tommy Tune is on 3 screens at the same time!

 

Golly, the new aft addition to (Blank)dam is pretty!

[Tahoe Boater]

Please slow done the elevators. The darn things run so fast, we never get a chance to stand in the hallway and look at the artwork.

[Tamaracboy]

Please, can't we leave HMC any earlier, I want to get home !

 

and:

 

You're giving away way too much money at Bingo

 

Or:

 

Do the Officer's uniforms have to be so white ? It hurts my eyes.

 

Then again:

 

There's way too much storage in my cabin, I can't possibly bring enough stuff to fill it all.

 

Oh, why not:

 

The Cabin Steward is wearing out my name.

 

And I bet this one was actually turned in:

 

My inside cabin is way too dark at night with the lights out ! !

 

Thank you Brian, this is way too much fun, I'll have to complain to CC ! ;)

 

r.

[Kween Karen]

I just checked out this thread......I am chuckling too much to think of anything to add right now. Very funny.

How about....

"Please stop entertaining me so much because I am smiling all the time and my cheeks hurt."

[RuthC]

"Papparazzi" is the best show ever - especially the part where Tommy Tune is on 3 screens at the same time!

You still love that show, eh, Brian? :rolleyes:

Me too. ;)

[Sue from Canada]

On the kitchen tour "can't I help with all those dishes. I miss not having dish pan hands."

 

OR, Do you reeeally have to lower the tender boats to go ashore. Can't we just swim to shore. It would help the environment and with any fuel surcharge (if reinstated).

[Tamaracboy]

I'm worried that I might a splinter from all that wood on the Promenade Deck, could you please replace it with that shiny fake stuff like on the other decks ?

[bepsf]

I'm worried that I might a splinter from all that wood on the Promenade Deck, could you please replace it with that shiny fake stuff like on the other decks ?

 

Cunard hears your concerns...

...no teak aboard Queen Victoria.

;)

[Bill S]

What does HAL have against dust bunnies?

Can't we have more then one "voice from the bridge".

I sure miss the dinner-time pirate with the parrot!

The daily quizzes are too easy.

I LOVE those bed making contests!

Chimes, more chimes!

 

 

[Tamaracboy]

I don't know why you have all those signs, everybody knows where their cabin is.

 

r.

[abb4k]

Please put the Purell away, and stop being so overall concerned about our hygiene. I really wouldn't mind norovirus.

[Tamaracboy]

Honestly, the 2nd Lobster tail was too much ! :o

 

Does the Crow's Nest have to have sooooooo many windows ? :(

[bepsf]

"I flushed a bathtowel, seven bananas, a roll of toilet paper and a handful of sanitary napkins down my toilet and nothing happened...

...but the folks in the staterooms down the corridor sure were upset about something!"

:eek:

[ger_77]

Brian, your post really made me laugh - likely because I can see it happening! Thanks for a great evening giggle.

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

[Tamaracboy]

I don't think they cleaned my room thoroughly, I found some DAM Dollars stuck in my Gideon !

 

Are quite so many stars really necessary over the aft deck ? It seems wasteful !

 

Which goes along with :

 

Does the ship's wake have to be so white, it spoils the moonlight on the water.

 

And this one is for Ruth:

 

You had better check out your chocolates, they don't taste at all like Hershey's

 

Keep 'em commin'

 

r.

 

PS: Brian will soon publish these in book form bound in Navy Blue Logo Nylon and available onboard in the ship's store for $85.00 DAM Dollars

It WILL be a hot seller !

 

PPS: Ruth, sorry for making you read the "H" word again.

[jhannah]

"The pelican flew in ...(Okay, the bird did fly in and land on the deck, dang, I didn't have my camera with me at that moment.)

 

Although not a pelican, I did have my camera when this bird visited our verandah.

 

[RuthC]

PPS: Ruth, sorry for making you read the "H" word again.

It's ok. I eat Hershey's. It's available.