Things You'll Never See Written On a Comment Card...

[kakalina]

I need to hear that bingo is being held every few hours Please, keep announcing it over the PA system.

 

Art, I love art, please, please keep putting it out where I can trip over it and get a really good close up look at it.

[Conniepo]

Too many fresh breezes wafting through my hair.

 

Too many romantic walks on the deck looking at the stars.

 

Too many stars!

 

Way too many smiles from my husband ;)

[mszula]

There weren't enough ads in the daily newsletter.

 

I couldn't find the Diamonds International store.

[RevNeal]

We just LOVE the Master Chef Dinner Show! Why don't you have that every night!!!????

[cmac cruiser]

I wish there were more photographers around to take photos and sell them to me.

 

This cruise is just too long.

 

Way too much variety when it comes to the food. I just HATE choices.

[Nasmas]

By reading some of the carpers on CC, I wouldn't be surprised if some haven't put some of these complaints on their comment card. Some people will b---h about anything, won't they?

[cruzeluver]

Your missing opportunities for additional on board revenue, please see my attached list of suggestions.....

[Dr. Cocktail]

The crowd was waaaaaayy too young

 

Should have tendered in every port

 

Embarkation started too early - I really wanted to experience the port building at Ft. Lauderdale a bit more - I think it was designed by a famous architect

 

There weren't enough colours in the carpeting

 

The disembarkation information was provided far too late - I prefer to receive it at the Welcome Aboard buffet

 

It was impossible to get the girls at Steiner to sell me anything

 

There were too many mosquitos on my veranda - smokers in all the surrounding verandas would have helped

[YeaYeaYea]

Can you please tell those people at the pool in the T-Backs I want them to have dinner at my table tonight.....................and if they could all get two nice big cigars to smoke during our meal..........................maybe one to smoke and the other just to burn in the ashtray....................yummie

[Boytjie]

The beds are too comfortable, it makes home seem like a dump.

[ger_77]

The elevators are too fast.

 

I just love swimming with babies in diapers - they look like little angels on floating marshmallows.

 

Thanks for providing the "Hairy Chest" and "Men In Nightgowns" contests.

 

Don't bother sanitizing the snorkels others have used; I'll be fine.

 

I'm glad you allow our 6 children to run freely through the dining room - it lets them get rid of that pent-up energy so that my husband and I can finally enjoy a relaxed meal.

 

Smooth Sailing! :):):)

[sillysailor 1955]

1. More bratty kids, damn it

2. More smoking areas

3. stop with the towel animals.

 

Thanks fun thread!!!:D

[Sir PMP]

Where's the beef?

[Signor John]

"Stop leaving those dam chocolates on my pillow!"

 

That might be a reasonable request! A number of years ago, a book about a New York luxury hotel included this story: A guy came down to reception one day to complain about the melted chocolate on his face. Apparently he'd come back to his room after drinking too much, flopped onto the bed without taking his clothes off, and gone to sleep on the pillow treat. After that, the hotel began leaving the chocolate on the nightstand.

[traveler111]

Suggested Trivial Pursuit prize:

 

2008 calendars

[crule]

"Thank you for the free internet and wifi!"

[MrsMuir]

This thread makes me nervous. Seattle may be reading it and paying attention for once.

[SarasMommy]

How dare you allow my luggage to arrive in my stateroom before I do?

[SeaMatesNYC]

Please stop wasting fuel by going around thunderheads!

[RuthC]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=royalblue]Not enough opportunities to eat. I'm hungry. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[Tricia724]

There were not nearly enough people on our shore excursion.

Could you please find some screaming children to jump in the pool and splash me. It was way too quiet out there.

The waiter kept filling my glass with champagne at the Mariner's brunch and I couldn't stop him.

The passengers dressed too nicely on formal night.

[traveler111]

To HAL on Comment Card:

Suggest you have a film festival in the evenings. Some suggested films are as follows:

Poseidon I & II
Ship of Fools
Titanic

[suse]

I think it is all good. But! I wonder if I could see more of my cabin steward since he seems to keep my room supercalifragilistically clean but I never see him!:)

[cdkempton]

You're not charging enough for the wine!!!!

[CruiserTarheel]

The Neptune Lounge is a rip-off!