smokeybandit

Majestic Princess.

Can't say I've heard that metaphor before

I've never had an issue with cruise ship beds and my back will let me know if I sleep on a stiff bed.

Omicron has been closer to 3 than 5.

When was the party? If your son still doesn't have covid by Sunday, then you're likely safe and I wouldn't change a thing on board.

Yes, 30 on Vision is a lot different than 30 on Oasis.

There's nothing explicit on the RC banned list that says you can't, though it still might get flagged for review as it may appear on the scanners as a chemical or explosive. The fact that it's a pressurized gas might raise eyebrows, too.

More likely RSV, the flu or rhinovirus at this point

We had her last March. She's good.

Well there's another version of that phrase using a less family-friendly word than "Messed" No one innocently falls overboard. If you accidentally fall overboard (meaning you weren't trying to end things), you were doing something stupid at the time. Like the teenager a few years ago trying to get to the adjoining room by climbing over the balcony. Or most famously, the grandfather dangling the grandkid out the window.

That would fall into #3 above.

So how many shots did you get then?

They've been optional for a month or so now

71 years old, and the file photo they used she doesn't look more than 50.

RC just needs to market these as service fees and be done with people trying to get rid of them.

The next person to innocently fall off a cruise ship will be the first. There are three ways one can go overboard. 1) Homicide 2) Suicide 3) Messed around and found out

You're booking a last minute cruise though a 3rd party. No real surprise

Unrest there is more nuisance unrest than actual "fear for your safety" unrest

$8-$14, plus 18% gratuity

It's quite amazing Song of America is still floating and not chopped up for rebar and steel beams

They don't have any ships in mothballs.

Being nice, really. I know someone who did a b2b, leg 1 in a suite, leg 2 in a balcony. She got suite privileges for leg 2.

As a general rule no guests are allowed. That doesn't mean there aren't exceptions here and there.

Pinnacles have been allowed in suite lounges since March for "normal" cruises

RC doesn't publish Starlink installation schedules.