Reminds me of a song/nursery rhyme popular in Belfast when I was a little 'un:
(To be recited in one's best Shankill accent)
Skinny malink melodian legs,
Big banana feet,
Went to the pictures,
And couldn't get a seat
When he got a seat,
He fell fast asleep,
Skinny malink melodian legs,
Big banana feet.
Doesn't make any more sense 60 years later.