Cruise practice

[NorbertsNiece]

DH is getting his Canon ready for when I come home from work so he can take my picture as I walk through the door and whilst I'm having my dinner. It's casual night tonight.

[petesweet]

Can't top the dress code one, but I'm going to start throwing my towels on the bathroom floor each morning and just KNOW there will be fresh ones hanging up when I get home.:D

Great idea for a fun thread.

Kathy

[orville99]

Get yourself five little envelopes, put your family members names on the outside, leave them empty, then with great ceremony hand them out with your sincere thanks for their service:D

[birdylady]

I was going to hang my bathing suit on my balcony but since I don't have a balcony, I snuck onto my neighbors deck and hung one there. Boy, were they confused. But luckily we didn't 'christian' their balcony for anything else. :rolleyes:

 

Erika

[denamo]

Go to your nearest school, commandeer the mic for the morning announcements and pretend to give the 12 noon captain's report! :)

 

Go to your local department store, hand them your credit card for a towel. Go use the towel and turn it back in with the hope they swipe your credit card for credit! :)

[wgraves]

When I'm at the supermarket and swipe my credit card, I lean over the device, stare into it as though it were a camera, and make a loud "BONG" noise. Then I find the nearest buffet, fill my plate with twice the amount of food I could possibly eat, and go home to see if my bedroom is ready.

 

:D

[red devil]

Bingo!

[amethyst365]

hahahahhaha loving this post!!!!! certainly making alot of people laugh out loud - including me LOL:)!!!

too bad i cant think of anything to add- im sure i will after I have been on my cruise in 2 wks!!!

[Arrow Fan]

Took the bus to the mall for some shopping but wandered into a bar for a few drinks.Waited till the bus was leaving and started running down the street to catch it.

[funat55]

Head over to your nearest Home Town Buffet. Grab a plate and start piling on the food. It doesn't matter if you eat it all. If there is a line, just cut in and don't say excuse me.

[bmarchal]

I take some masking tape and write the day on my welcome mat so I'll know what day it is when I come through the door.

[Maybaybie10]

Go to the beach and get a few starfish. Leave them in the shower. A few days later complain about the smell and then post about it on the "Save Our Starfish" message boards. :)

[CruisesOnMyMind]

Go to the beach and get a few starfish. Leave them in the shower. A few days later complain about the smell and then post about it on the "Save Our Starfish" message boards. :)

 

 

tooo funny,,and had to be there to appreciate!

[CruisesOnMyMind]

Go to your neigbourhood resturant and hand them an envelope with vouchers saying you have prepaid your tips:D:D

[maddea20]

Sit in your car or maybe at a nearby cafe to wait for 1pm when your house will be ready for entry.

[maddea20]

DH is getting his Canon ready for when I come home from work so he can take my picture as I walk through the door and whilst I'm having my dinner. It's casual night tonight.

 

lol

[EmTeeNesters]

Wait until the sun is overhead and temp is 90 degrees or more and without a breeze - have the whole family put on their PFDs (personal floatation devices), stand almost touching side by side and front to back out on the deck for about 15 minutes and have the kids blow whistles while attempting to listen (or pretending to listen) to a muffled announcement...

[estoyer]

I sit out by my pool listening to the sounds of the water. Drink coffee and surf the RCCL site looking for the next cruise!

 

Happy Sailing!

Earl & Kathy

[johneeo]

After I exit any elevator, I make sure I press every button so the elevator gets to stop at every floor.

[rxmurphy]

Ask a stranger to take my picture, then give them $20.

[BroncosFan2010]

Really? I have to get myself one of those alarm clocks!

I have one, and the main problem is that I DON'T want to get up when I hear the ocean! Or else it makes me have to pee! :D

[Bookish Angel]

and talk in a loud voice for a long while because no one EVER wants to READ in a quiet library while on a cruise, do they?!!!

 

Then, I head on over to the local buffet and stand in one place holding tongs for so long folks begin to think I am a comemorative statue.

 

After that, I just think about the relaxing, wonderful time I will have despite the aforementioned examples.

[EmTeeNesters]

Let's not forget - haggle with the cashier at WalMart...

[HB Cruiser]

I take some masking tape and write the day on my welcome mat so I'll know what day it is when I come through the door.

 

Classic! and way toooooooooooooooooooo funny.

 

One of my "practices" for a cruise is to go to a Golden Coral or similar restaurant and watch the first time cruisers pile their plate like it is going to be their last meal for the next 7 days. ;)

 

Tim

[wwcruisers]

Replace your front door mat with a series of mats that read: SUNDAY, MONDAY, etc! :D