tomc Posted July 8, 2005 Author #226 Share Posted July 8, 2005 I wonder why we get so upset if the pilot of our airplane leaves in flight, but it doesn't bother us if the pilot on our ship leaves when we have left the harbor? The people in the cabin next to me had a great fight this afternoon. I came in on the tail end and missed all of it. The cabins are soundproof, but we have a connecting door and it's easy to get all the action. I'm not sure if the husband was fighting with the wife, or if he was just exploding in front of her about something else. I was in the restroom near the dining room tonight, at the sink, when the guy ahead of me couldn't get the door open to leave. He turned the handle and no matter how hard he pushed, it just wouldn't open. So he said, "Here, you try it." I turned the handle and pulled; the door opened right up. I was gracious and said, "I've done this myself." He said, "Good thing there was someone in here with me." I mean, there are only two options with a door: push or pull. If it doesn't work one way, by golly, try the other. The CD gave the disembark talk and -- WOW -- would you guess that the pax on this trip had EXACTLY the same stupid questions that every CD I've sailed with have heard from their pax? I just can't imagine the immensity of that coincidence. Wanda the Worrier says she will never travel on the Ryndam. "That's the ship everyone got sick on, you know." I informed her that it was really just a few people, it can happen anywhere, it's fairly common and it's not just one ship. "I don't care," she said. "The Ryndam had that sickness on it and I'm not going to get sick." This post came to you live from the Maasdam. When Ebeneezer Scrooge landed in Maine, he said: "Bah! Hahbah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted July 8, 2005 #227 Share Posted July 8, 2005 "I don't care," she said. "The Ryndam had that sickness on it and I'm not going to get sick." Ah, yes. The old "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts" syndrome! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted July 8, 2005 Author #228 Share Posted July 8, 2005 test post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted July 8, 2005 Author #229 Share Posted July 8, 2005 I'm in BH right now, having trouble, as my last post (not the test) got wiped out as invalid. I think the software dumped me because I was mentioning how the offspring of parents were doing and must have used some keywords that caused it to be rejected. That's happened before. Usually it doesn't take the whole post with it, but this --innocent as it was-- must have kicked the software censor into overdrive. One of the onboard security guards was chatting with me. Turns out, he has been thinking for these two weeks that I was from "Corporate" (i.e.: Seattle). I wear a tie and jacket every night after 6:00, tend to walk around the decks a lot alone (which I like ... being alone) and taking notes in the Lido. If only he knew that those notes are actually idea for posting to this thread! So I look as if I'm from headquarters, eh? The offspring of parents are behaving quite well this week. Marvelously so. They seem to be having a real good time and I think the HAL Club people are working hard to accomplish this. All goes well. This may be my last post from the cruise, as I only have eleven onboard minutes left and that will be used for my family. I'll do a wrap-up and reflection when I get home. This post has come to you live from the Maasdam where even chariots must turn back into pumpkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted July 8, 2005 #230 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Alas, all good things must come to an end. Thanks so much for keeping us informed and entertained ... just like a good media mogul should! Looking forward to your wrapup. (Perhaps the offspring of parents were threatened with the possibility of becoming shark fodder!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevNeal Posted July 8, 2005 #231 Share Posted July 8, 2005 BRAVO! Well done, Tom! Seattle HQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFD1 Posted July 8, 2005 #232 Share Posted July 8, 2005 TomC; Thanks for a great read. We really enjoyed hearing from you. Write a Book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kruizers Posted July 8, 2005 #233 Share Posted July 8, 2005 And boy have we all enjoyed reading Tom's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted July 8, 2005 #234 Share Posted July 8, 2005 But Tom, we're your family, aren't we? ;) -dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare LAFFNVEGAS Posted July 8, 2005 #235 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Tom, You have prepared me well for our cruise:) As you hand over command of the posting from the Maasdam to me I will try to be as informative and can only hope to be half as entertaining:D Thanks for your posting the past 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landlubber54 Posted July 8, 2005 #236 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Tom: Thanks for the fun reads. Look forward to the post-cruise wrap-up! BTW, Bon Voyage to LAFFNVEGAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaBC Posted July 8, 2005 #237 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Tom Thanks for the entertaining post.We enjoyed it very much..Iris&Don Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedC Posted July 8, 2005 #238 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Many thanks, Tom. Laughter IS the Best Medicine - along with bread pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sable1 Posted July 8, 2005 #239 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Your posts have been so enjoyable. Now I can hardly wait for the 16th to board. Wish you were on with us. Would like to experience your wonderful sense of humor first hand. Thank you, Joanne, the chocoholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy1 Posted July 8, 2005 #240 Share Posted July 8, 2005 He walked through Lido pool and into Lido. I hope he didn't get too wet... Grumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted July 8, 2005 Author #241 Share Posted July 8, 2005 I think he breathed thru his bagpipes. Kept that long one above the water, breathed thru the pipe in his mouth. Quite a sight. I popped back into town to send a note to my family, thought I'd drop in here and see if there are any comments I should respond to before they stop tender service. Someone in the Lido asked a person at the table behind me where Cadillac Mountain was. I leaned back and pointed to it. They thanked me and one of them made the mistake of asking how it got its name. Silly fool. I said it was because the first Cadillac dealership in Maine started up on top of it. He seemed satisfied with that answer, but the good angel on my right shoulder prevailed over the bad devil on my left shoulder and I said, "Just a joke." It's probably a good thing I did that. Thanks for the kind words. Stay tuned for "Live from the Noordam" starting October 14, 2006. This post came to you live from the Maasdam even though it looks an awful lot like a reasonably-priced internet cafe in BH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriendan Posted July 8, 2005 #242 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Thanks for your wonderful posts. We look forward to boarding the Maasdam on August 2nd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthC Posted July 8, 2005 #243 Share Posted July 8, 2005 This has been delightful summer entertainment---wish it never had to end. Bet you feel the same. Thanks for all the posts. Looking forward to you continuing the tradition LIVE! from the Noordam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Mommie Posted July 8, 2005 #244 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Tom, Maybe if all of us who have so thoroughly enjoyed your "live from..." series all chipped in a $ or $$. you could jump on the _____dam (impromptu-Upic!) cruise around Labor Day so we don't have such long, harsh withdrawals:D !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamsmark Posted July 8, 2005 #245 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Thanks so much for all the laughs, TomC. Can't wait for your next cruise-- and mine! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuthC Posted July 9, 2005 #246 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Now that you're home---and back to free internet!---feel free to tell us all about that last night. We want to hear more about "your" Hat Lady, the worry-wart, and all the little tid-bits that made your cruise unique. Hope you had a safe journey home, And that the mailpile wasn't too high after a 14-day cruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheric Posted July 10, 2005 #247 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Welcome home Tomc and thank you for keeping us smiling. I now can't wait to board Her again next March. It sounds like you had a wonderful trip and I look forward to your wrap-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Copper10-8 Posted July 10, 2005 #248 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Great job, Tom! Thanks and welcome home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caribbean girl Posted July 10, 2005 #249 Share Posted July 10, 2005 tomc, welcome back to real world!!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted July 10, 2005 Author #250 Share Posted July 10, 2005 I will attempt to do a review of the cruise and, if you have questions, post them as such and I will do my best to answer. Embarkation. Pretty much a blur. I got up at 3:00am to catch the 4:00am bus and 9:00am train, so I wasn't in the greatest shape when I arrived at dockside around 1:30 or 1:45pm. I do recall not sitting down during the check-in process; it went quickly and I was definitely in the Lido by 2:00. I also think I could drop my stuff directly to my cabin before going up to the Lido (I bring only carry-on; no checked bags). Debarkation. The same, in reverse; I thought it went smoothly. (This was, again, in Boston at the end of the b2b.) There was a mandatory passport/b.c. check when we arrived in Bar Harbor on the way down into the States and that went swiftly, as well. If people aren't being jerks about these things, you can run 1,266+ people thru in no time at all. Just be prepared, listen for the announcements, and show up in a timely fashion. Oh, and don't gripe; much of what happens is a fact of cruising life. Front Office. Patient, calm and --if you let them be-- funny. Approach them not with a worried look, but with a "got a problem, you can solve it" look. I had a blank invitation to a reception of some sort and we had a lot of fun with that. There were also a couple of snags on my b2b cabin change, but we kept up a cheerful attitude and, sure enough, it all cleared up. I saw people demanding things, people all worried about stuff; the staff can handle it, as they've seen it all before. Go with confidence and, as you pass by occasionally and it's quiet, thank them for their help in the past. They really brighten up. Lido Waiters. All delightful. Had a bunch in the Lido who were constantly knocking on me because I'd sit there reading and fall asleep. "Ahh, Mr. Tom, you sleeping again?" We had a lot of fun. They were always offering to help people with their trays; I don't know if they gravitated toward the elderly and/or slightly disabled, but they would be there if needed. Diningroom Waiters. All seem to be doing a good job. In earlier days, they seemed to be at a ratio of 1:10, but I think it's more like 1:15 now. Still, good service and no complaints. The gentleman at the door who seats people at breakfast was especially good to me, as I greatly prefer to be alone at that time of day. I only had to share once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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