Domino D Posted November 20, 2017 #451 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Why does Royal insist on making me walk through security detectors when I am wearing my robe and pin? They are lucky Security is not in the gratuity pool, or I would show them how insulting this is. I bet they don't scan Pinnacle's bag. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 20, 2017 #452 Share Posted November 20, 2017 BTW - On a serious note, I've enjoyed this as well. Thanks to all of you for bringing a smile to all the readers.It's been great, having some fun with all of you, and no one taking themself so serious. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judie Posted November 20, 2017 #453 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Will The Emperor wear his new clothes on formal night? Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 20, 2017 #454 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Why does Royal insist on making me walk through security detectors when I am wearing my robe and pin? They are lucky Security is not in the gratuity pool, or I would show them how insulting this is. I bet they don't scan Pinnacle's bag. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Whats a security scanner? As D+ they salute me as i walk along the red carpet straight onto the ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 20, 2017 #455 Share Posted November 20, 2017 It's been great, having some fun with all of you, and no one taking themself so serious. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app I agree,i just wish other threads weren't so nasty at times. Three cheers to the KING. Hip hip hooray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 20, 2017 Author #456 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Will The Emperor wear his new clothes on formal night? Possibly. Will the emperor wear any clothes on formal night? It sounds like the only actual requirement is no bare feet. https://www.royalcaribbean.com/faq/questions/generic-onboard-dress-code What's that sign say? https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftimfreeland.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FNo-Bare-Feet_thumb.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftimfreeland.com%2Fremember-this-caddy-shack-scene-now-in-my-home-bar%2F&docid=qnNIoUfGoT0FKM&tbnid=3IJppkP34OAXMM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwjj1Oje6M3XAhWC8YMKHUfRBLcQMwg9KAAwAA..i&w=244&h=167&bih=1282&biw=1664&q=caddyshack%20No%20bare%20feet&ved=0ahUKEwjj1Oje6M3XAhWC8YMKHUfRBLcQMwg9KAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judie Posted November 20, 2017 #457 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Sent from my iPhone using Forums[/u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judie Posted November 20, 2017 #458 Share Posted November 20, 2017 No one will be looking at The Emperor’s feet, so I think he could get away with bare feet. Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judie Posted November 20, 2017 #459 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Just to be sure you didn’t....cough, cough..wink...wink....misunderstand, no one should gaze directly at The Emperor, so all eyes would be averted and the common folk would be bowing as He walks into the dining room on formal night. Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadpirate3 Posted November 20, 2017 #460 Share Posted November 20, 2017 We're lowly lead cruisers, but we have a suite. Will you please let me know if we need to buy the flush package, the TP package, or the gardener package? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapau27 Posted November 20, 2017 #461 Share Posted November 20, 2017 We're lowly lead cruisers, but we have a suite. Will you please let me know if we need to buy the flush package, the TP package, or the gardener package? You need to buy them all and if you see a Diamond Superior you have to say 'Sir can i buy you a drink'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRUISEFAN0001 Posted November 20, 2017 #462 Share Posted November 20, 2017 King: What is that? Diamond Plus C&A: Oh...I'm a Diamond Plus on Royal Caribbean...and it's my status pin...which means I'm somebody important to them. King: Please follow Sir Brad...he's going to give you a private tour of the Pit of Misery. Diamond Plus C&A: What? Huh? [as he's dragged away] ALL: Dilly Dilly - Pit of Misery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 20, 2017 Author #463 Share Posted November 20, 2017 We're lowly lead cruisers, but we have a suite. Will you please let me know if we need to buy the flush package, the TP package, or the gardener package? I find the gardener package less than useful on a cruise. That's probably just me. I do like seeing the riding mower on the balcony though. It's powered by the squashed dreams of the guests on deck two, so it;'s environmentally friendly. Save the Waves says I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadpirate3 Posted November 20, 2017 #464 Share Posted November 20, 2017 I'm thinking a combination riding mower and waverunner. Hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arzeena Posted November 20, 2017 #465 Share Posted November 20, 2017 We're lowly lead cruisers, but we have a suite. Will you please let me know if we need to buy the flush package, the TP package, or the gardener package? Hilarious! LOL!!!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare wilmingtech Posted November 20, 2017 #466 Share Posted November 20, 2017 I'm thinking a combination riding mower and waverunner. Hmm. Something like this ... [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 21, 2017 #467 Share Posted November 21, 2017 We're lowly lead cruisers, but we have a suite. Will you please let me know if we need to buy the flush package, the TP package, or the gardener package?Is gratuity included in both? Could be a factor. Do they cut the bushes in the shape of Shrek for the kids? Can't the cabin steward do the gardening? If so go with the flush package. Is lead the level where your dining time is after everyone else is done eating? Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 21, 2017 #468 Share Posted November 21, 2017 ALL: Dilly Dilly - Pit of Misery! Dilly Dilly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadpirate3 Posted November 21, 2017 #469 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Is gratuity included in both? Could be a factor. Do they cut the bushes in the shape of Shrek for the kids? Can't the cabin steward do the gardening? If so go with the flush package. Is lead the level where your dining time is after everyone else is done eating? Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app I want the bushes cut into the shape of Po from Kung Fu Panda. Will that be extra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 21, 2017 #470 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I want the bushes cut into the shape of Po from Kung Fu Panda. Will that be extra?I afraid that it is an up charge from what I know. Unless you are Diamond Supreme. Also not every ship has a gardner who can do Po. So ask in advance. I'm sure the Kings own gardner does this for him. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar King Posted November 21, 2017 Author #471 Share Posted November 21, 2017 When it comes to balcony bushes, I'm a bit of a traditionalist. I go with Mt. Rushmore accept the faces are, myself, Banks, Williams and Santo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judie Posted November 21, 2017 #472 Share Posted November 21, 2017 How do you get those electric hedge trimmers through security? Maybe that’s the gardener’s job. Not something you concern yourself about. Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 21, 2017 #473 Share Posted November 21, 2017 When it comes to balcony bushes, I'm a bit of a traditionalist. I go with Mt. Rushmore accept the faces are, myself, Banks, Williams and Santo.Ahhh the simplicity of the classics. Are you holding the pepper grinder in the sculpture, or just faces? Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domino D Posted November 21, 2017 #474 Share Posted November 21, 2017 How do you get those electric hedge trimmers through security? Maybe that’s the gardener’s job. Not something you concern yourself about. Sent from my iPhone using Forums I believe it was one of the Diamond Superior welcome aboard gifts. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis#1 Posted November 21, 2017 #475 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I believe it was one of the Diamond Superior welcome aboard gifts. Sent from my SM-G920P using Forums mobile app What welcome gifts? The number and cheapness of the welcome gifts decrease in direct proportion to increases in C&A status. Has anyone else noticed this trend:(? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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