Bill S Posted February 25, 2005 #126 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ziggy - that is too much!!!!!!! Co-workers are looking in my office wondering what in the he## I am laughing out loud about!!!!!! That piece is a keeper!!! Copying it to my pda!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpCruiser Posted February 25, 2005 #127 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Looking at this thread gives me yet another reason not to sail on HAL! The other cruise lines have someone come to the bathroom and unroll and tear off paper for you as needed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekerr19 Posted February 25, 2005 Author #128 Share Posted February 25, 2005 like a bad penny.... low and behold. ;) LOL, ExpCruiser - that's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #129 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Debbie, you need a cruise now. Not in May, now. There's some last minute fares available on the O'dam for next weekend...... :) -dave Geeeeeee Dave, how nice of you to pay and send me on a cruise :) Please make sure I get one of those rare blue wallet thingys too please :) What a PAL!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #130 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ziggy7, I'm jealous!Why, was it that I will be going on Princess and getting little origami thingys on my tp or that Dave has offered to send me on the ODam this weekend ????? :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpCruiser Posted February 25, 2005 #131 Share Posted February 25, 2005 LOL, ExpCruiser - that's a good one. Thoought you all needed to know I had a sense of humor if not an appreciation for all the same things you do. Like a bad penny, Hm-m-m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #132 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Oh, Ziggy!!!! Tares rawlig don ma fece!!!! HUH ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhannah Posted February 25, 2005 #133 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Such a shame about his phobia ... I hope they get it ironed out:o So now are you propogating the idea that HAL should iron their TP before our use? Really! :rolleyes: Stewart works hard enough as it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc Posted February 25, 2005 #134 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ziggy7 wrote: Why, was it that I will be going on Princess and getting little origami thingys on my tp or that Dave has offered to send me on the ODam this weekend ????? Because you wrote a funnier conversation that I could ever have come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #135 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ziggy!!!! OMG - I have never laughed so hard in my life!!! Did you make this up? It's so perfect!!!! Moi ?????? No way, I got it from someone who kept it from the old boards :) I was laughing so hard I could hardly copy and paste to here heheheehe :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherInFlorida Posted February 25, 2005 #136 Share Posted February 25, 2005 HUH ????? Ziggy, you're kidding, right? "Tears rolling down my face" ? But you knew, right:o ? Jim, you are perfectly right! I stand corrected. What was I thinking?;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #137 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ziggy7 wrote: Because you wrote a funnier conversation that I could ever have come up with. Moi ?????? No way, I got it from someone who kept it from the old boards :) I was laughing so hard I could hardly copy and paste to here heheheehe :) Nope your still the winner on this board :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #138 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ziggy, you're kidding, right? "Tears rolling down my face" ? But you knew, right:o ? Jim, you are perfectly right! I stand corrected. What was I thinking?;) hahahaha I cant believe you answered that hehehehee :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeatherInFlorida Posted February 25, 2005 #139 Share Posted February 25, 2005 hahahaha I cant believe you answered that hehehehee :p You got me, Ziggy!!! I KNEW you were kidding! But I'm such a nice person:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted February 25, 2005 #140 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Moi ?????? No way, I got it from someone who kept it from the old boards :) I was laughing so hard I could hardly copy and paste to here heheheehe You mean you plagiarized it?? Oh, the shame of it all. No free cruise for you, young lady!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #141 Share Posted February 25, 2005 You got me, Ziggy!!! I KNEW you were kidding! But I'm such a nice person:)hehehee well I figured one of "you" would answer it hehehee :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy7 Posted February 25, 2005 #142 Share Posted February 25, 2005 You mean you plagiarized it?? Oh, the shame of it all. No free cruise for you, young lady!:rolleyes:No No No ..... I didnt plagiarized it, I got it from the person that did! Oh yeah the cruise is onnnnnnnnnnnn hehehehe :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevNeal Posted February 25, 2005 #143 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Ziggy ... thank you SO much ... you made my day! :D I was laugh so hard I had trouble reading the thing. My cat was frightened and my dog as standing there, whining, like I was in pain or hurting or something. :) Side-splitting humor is GREAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ekerr19 Posted February 25, 2005 Author #144 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I had the same problem Bill S did - I read it at work and my boss is just staring into my office like I'm on drugs or something... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakrewser Posted February 26, 2005 #145 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Ziggy ... thank you SO much ... you made my day! :DI was laugh so hard I had trouble reading the thing. My cat was frightened and my dog as standing there, whining, like I was in pain or hurting or something. :) Side-splitting humor is GREAT! Now if you could just incorporate it into your sermon this Sunday..... :) -dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierrachik Posted February 26, 2005 #146 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Looking at this thread gives me yet another reason not to sail on HAL! The other cruise lines have someone come to the bathroom and unroll and tear off paper for you as needed! Do they have someone to wipe your "brow" too? LOL ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peggy Sue Posted February 26, 2005 #147 Share Posted February 26, 2005 boy, don't check the boards for a few days and look at what I missed!! What fun to read through this post!! Excellent...I bet we hear some of these one lines from the comedians on future cruises!! As for me .. over the top please..with the point if you please .. We've booked a princess cruise, and they have a questionnaire on line that you fill out with your personal preferences ...so your cabin will be just the way you want in...and you know, the tp question was there :D honest...I wouldn't lie about something as important as this topic :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryansmemom Posted February 26, 2005 #148 Share Posted February 26, 2005 OK, it's been a few days. Pinky and Perky were here. This is priceless. I have another issue, I would like to add to the discussion. Reading this thread brought back memories of a trauma I suffer every cruise. It is a real problem. I need support. When I am at home, the TP is easily reached with my right hand. It has become a habit. It is right there. Rolling right off the top. On board, it is on the LEFT. Trauma!! I reach with my right hand, No TP!! :D I actually have to think about it and it is emotionally jarring. :confused: Do any of you share my pain???? Linda :confused: :D Remember, just because I'm a shrink does't mean I can't have my hang ups too. I'm only human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianMAG Posted February 26, 2005 #149 Share Posted February 26, 2005 Thanks for making me laugh. I had a rotton day and I honestly cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard Ziggy you crack me up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctguy001 Posted February 26, 2005 #150 Share Posted February 26, 2005 In order for the folded wings of tissue to remain folded under, thus forming the pointed "hotel pleat" of the tissue, it must rest against a solid surface (ie: the remainder of the roll). If the tissue were to be underhung, it would not have a solid support, thereby unfolding, resulting in an unsightly 'rat's ears' appearance. I'm sure that most of the Hotel Management's Schools' physicists have already addressed the problem of forward vs. reverse dangle and have instructed their cabin attendant graduates in the proper mounting method. If not, turn the #*@"!+~ roll over. Unless you're travelling in a cabin with 12 diarrhetic dwarves, that shouldn't be a problem more than once or twice during the cruise. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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