Already!! Bermuda 2011 cruise season's first idiot award goes to ...

[bluesea777]

http://www.royalgazette.com/article/...09/1001/Island

 

http://bermudasun.bm/main.asp?FromHo...bSectionID=902

 

The RCI EOTS was the first regular caller to kick off the cruise season here!!

 

3 small kids travelling with him!!

 

Pretty sure RCI wouldn't allow him back on ship so $$$$ to stay here before heading home - hope he and family have passports!!

 

Fine gone up to $3000 this year from $2000, $1500, $1000 in previous years!!

 

And the dogs are still active and working very hard!!

 

Don't be the second idiot!!

[Merion_Mom]

Asked to address the court, Mr Molinari said: “I want to ask for leniency.

 

“I didn’t smoke it, I didn’t bring it in.

 

“I have three little kids and I locked it in the safe.

 

“I found it before we came to the Island. I found it under the bed.”

 

He continued: “It was in a cigarette packet. It was like my wife’s cigarettes so I threw it in her purse.

 

“She said it wasn’t hers and I threw it in the safe and was going to throw it out.”

 

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :rolleyes:

[njhorseman]

I hope I'm not in the same cabin when I'm on the Explorer in 10 days. :p

[Icruzthere4Iam]

Right, right makes perfect sense. I found the joints but I didn't tell anyone or flush them or throw them overboard or give them away to one of the people smoking weed all over the ship. I locked it in my safe. C'mon man! Like South Park says, "drugs are bad mmmm'kay".

[papakaiser]

I wonder if the judge might have shown more mercy.......if the moron had taken the time to come up with a more plausible story ?? Better yet, admit that you're a moron, and pay the clerk on the way out. :rolleyes:

[Merion_Mom]

I wonder if the judge might have shown more mercy.......if the moron had taken the time to come up with a more plausible story ?? Better yet, admit that you're a moron, and pay the clerk on the way out. :rolleyes:

 

Ya can't fix stupid.

[vickiw0318]

As two of the "Police Women of Dallas" said in repsonse to a gentleman who told them that he'd just found the marijuana in his possession on the sidewalk - "the 'weed fairy' strikes again!"

[rharvey999]

Ya can't fix stupid.

 

And sometimes stupid should hurt. It would seem to have done just that this time....$3K worth.

[boop3]

As John Lovitz would say

 

"That's it that's the ticket. I found it in my room and gave it to my lovely wife.... Morgan Fairchild" :D

 

Nora

[Attapooch]

And the world's now a safer place. :rolleyes:

 

This guy was stupid, but the laws against cannibis are even stupider.

[kijjy]

And the world's now a safer place. :rolleyes:

 

This guy was stupid, but the laws against cannibis are even stupider.

 

I totally and completely agree with you.

[timnreba]

And the world's now a safer place. :rolleyes:

 

This guy was stupid, but the laws against cannibis are even stupider.

 

 

Yes they are!! :(

[birdylady]

I didn't even think to look under my bed for illegal substances when I got to my cabin on Freedom last week. So glad no one came to search. I would hate to be blamed when it's someone else's fault (isn't it ALWAYS someone else's fault?).

 

Erika

(We really need more chlorine in the gene pool!)

[Barb Nahoumi]

If they weren't his or wife's he should have flushed it away. Instead he's out $3000.00.

 

Stupid is, as stupid does

[IwannaGo Now]

I think he meant to say he "didn't inhale". Works for other people. :rolleyes:

I wonder who ratted him out??:eek::eek::eek:

[crisndeefromde]

I was thinking the same thing. The agents had just cause to search his room? How did this happen? what a tangled story. sucks to be him. I am sure his family could have done alot with that money for excursions as so forth. What an idiot.

[richstowe]

I would feel bad for the moron except that clearly RCI called the police

on because someone had complained about the smell.Be discreet, eat brownies instead !

 

And yes it should be legal.

[SuzieQ123]

Maybe he thought it was the new Crown and Anchor gift... instead of chocolate covered strawberris

[Trainman-2]

He is lucky they wern't tossed off the ship!

[LBumb]

idiots

[MedicKen]

As John Lovitz would say

 

"That's it that's the ticket. I found it in my room and gave it to my lovely wife.... Morgan Fairchild" :D

 

Nora

 

Yea, that's the ticket !

[mamapan]

"But your honor, I didn't inhale..." :eek:

What a stooge.

[burritto]

Bummer. I'm gonna be in Bermuda next month and I was planning on being the first idiot of the season. I guess I'll just have to aim to be the best idiot. Does anyone know which cabins have leftover enriched plutonium stuffed under the bed?

[birdylady]

Bummer. I'm gonna be in Bermuda next month and I was planning on being the first idiot of the season. I guess I'll just have to aim to be the best idiot. Does anyone know which cabins have leftover enriched plutonium stuffed under the bed?

 

Sorry, but after the Japanese Nuclear Reactors, all Plutonium has been recalled. Guess you'll have to find something else. :D

 

Erika

[Wilda]

Maybe he thought it was the new Crown and Anchor gift... instead of chocolate covered strawberris

 

Now that's funny!!!!:D