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I do flaunt my C&A Status

Cigar King

By Cigar King,
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bl262000

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I believe you can only purchase by the roll, but you should check with corporate. You can also find some TA's who offer a free TO perk if you book with them. As a Diamond Superior, your sister can do as she wishes. Of course.

 

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Hmmm careful, On the unofficial RCI blog, it mentions new tech to be introduced across the fleet over the next 2 years, if the flush fee is brought in, it could be that RCI might be introducing rectal scanners to prevent package/paper sharing :eek:

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banzaii

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I am a first time cruiser and I am confused by the TP packages can I buy per flush. If I can only get the 1 ply how many squares do I get? can I just buy 7 squares or do I need the whole roll? Also My sister is double D+ in cabin next to mine can I just use hers? I don't think anyone would know. Thanks for the help.

Are you trying to ride on the coat tails of a double D+? That is disgusting!

 

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grapau27

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For all of you fellow D, I want to say this thread has been my actual LOL reading material. I need to be careful when reading at work. Sometimes frivolity isn’t appreciated in my medical field. Thank you, thank you, bowing deeply.

 

I’m only 10 points short of D+, but I’m inching up with my March cruise coming up. I’m thinking that one suitcase may need to be TP, possibly good for black market trading with lesser travelers.

 

 

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Maybe we should get gold to be our roll runners.

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Hmmm careful, On the unofficial RCI blog, it mentions new tech to be introduced across the fleet over the next 2 years, if the flush fee is brought in, it could be that RCI might be introducing rectal scanners to prevent package/paper sharing :eek:

If we find anyone abusing their lowly status all toilet facilities will be removed from them until Diamond members say otherwise.

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For all of you fellow D, I want to say this thread has been my actual LOL reading material. I need to be careful when reading at work. Sometimes frivolity isn’t appreciated in my medical field. Thank you, thank you, bowing deeply.

 

I’m only 10 points short of D+, but I’m inching up with my March cruise coming up. I’m thinking that one suitcase may need to be TP, possibly good for black market trading with lesser travelers.

 

 

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What could a gold member possibly have that you would want to trade such a commodity for?

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Cigar King

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I had to stop by the doctor's office this morning. I'm delighted to report that as soon as the receptionist saw all my C&A pins on my C&A shirt, she escorted me into private lounge. I waited just a few minutes before getting to see the doctor.

 

A nice perk at my level is the doctor uses a hand warmer. Spreads the KY evenly and makes the hole experience a real treat. ;-)

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champbord

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I respectfully request equality for Gold Members! (hahah)

 

On my next cruise (3 weeks!!!) I am going to the Department Heads and politely request something special. Like DIAMOND special. I will report back!

 

Taking suggestions on what to request as this will be my second RC cruise and don't remember much from my first.

 

P.s. I am solo. Probably be bored on this cruise and this will give me something to do. As a hospitality professional (so, not doing this for the amenities/perks), I am curious, too. I often find cruise lines to be tightwads/strict when compared to the generosity of hotel/resorts vacations.

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grapau27

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I had to stop by the doctor's office this morning. I'm delighted to report that as soon as the receptionist saw all my C&A pins on my C&A shirt, she escorted me into private lounge. I waited just a few minutes before getting to see the doctor.

 

A nice perk at my level is the doctor uses a hand warmer. Spreads the KY evenly and makes the hole experience a real treat. ;-)

Your doctor,was she Diamond.

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grapau27

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I respectfully request equality for Gold Members! (hahah)

 

On my next cruise (3 weeks!!!) I am going to the Department Heads and politely request something special. Like DIAMOND special. I will report back!

 

Taking suggestions on what to request as this will be my second RC cruise and don't remember much from my first.

 

P.s. I am solo. Probably be bored on this cruise and this will give me something to do. As a hospitality professional (so, not doing this for the amenities/perks), I am curious, too. I often find cruise lines to be tightwads/strict when compared to the generosity of hotel/resorts vacations.

We Diamond+ pay well.

You get 1 piece of 3 ply TP for every wish you fulfill.

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I believe that Pinnacles have underlings who have surgery for them.

 

However, the Pinnacles get the time off work and get well gifts. They come back to work when they’re damn good and ready.

 

As it should be.

 

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I had to stop by the doctor's office this morning. I'm delighted to report that as soon as the receptionist saw all my C&A pins on my C&A shirt, she escorted me into private lounge. I waited just a few minutes before getting to see the doctor.

 

 

 

A nice perk at my level is the doctor uses a hand warmer. Spreads the KY evenly and makes the hole experience a real treat. ;-)

 

 

The "hole" experience?! Unless you meant to say the "whole" experience, I'm guessing your doctor is a proctologist; in which case one of your upper level C&A perks is the 3 free vouchers for extra K-Y jelly.

 

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trev71

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Funny story when we disembarked the anthem on Saturday, of course they call by the numbers we had one lady task the girl if she could cut in line because she was diamond. they told her no I though it was funny

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The "hole" experience?! Unless you meant to say the "whole" experience, I'm guessing your doctor is a proctologist; in which case one of your upper level C&A perks is the 3 free vouchers for extra K-Y jelly.

 

CB

 

Take it like a Gold member. No extra K-Y jelly needed. Royal never uses extra K-Y jelly for Gold members.

 

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Your doctor,was she Diamond.
Our proctologist is Platinum! I'm the gold nurse. We ensure all our Platinum patients receive warmed-up KY and we only use scopes made from diamonds and coated in Platinum to ease the journey.

 

As I, your gold nurse, ease you, the Royalty, into slumber and with the utmost gentleness and place top-of-the-line medical equipment into you, you should sweetly dream about being kind to your underlings! You never know when they might have some inadvertent power over your crack.

 

(Mr Cigar, I'm looking forward to meeting you in a few weeks! I enjoy your humor!)

 

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