“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

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Alibaba, thanks for sharing.

A friend of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....

 

A man walked into a restaurant. They said “we can’t seat you without a tie.” He said the only thing he had he could wear as a tie was jumper cables. They said “ You can come in but, you better not start anything.”

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Alibaba, keep them coming!

 

I am reading a book about anti gravity. I can’t put it down.

 

I used to think I was indecisive. Now I am not sure.

 

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

 

I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant, but, then I changed my mind.

 

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

 

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

 

Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?
No.
I’ll tell you tomorrow.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

 

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
 
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went 
to the Jim this morning.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "I'd like a beer and a mop."

 

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