Today in Nautical History

[POA1]

[SC_GAY_Cruiser]

hahahahaha!

[PatsyAnne]

Best laugh this week!

[InTheWASide]

All these kitchen sinks and Titanics and jars of mayo... yet everyone forgets about this guy

 

[Tarpeian Rock]

Most histories of the Titanic didn't ketchup with that story.

[POA1]

Most histories of the Titanic didn't ketchup with that story.

Groan. ;) As you know, that's the best compliment a pun can get.

[GUT2407]

Thanks I needed that.

[Mr. Boston]

You are a funny one!

 

 

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[Scrapnana]

Thanks for the laugh, POA1!

[Copper10-8]

You have outdone yourself! :D

[Boytjie]

But did you have a Taco Bowl for lunch? :)

[TiogaCruiser]

Groan. ;) As you know, that's the best compliment a pun can get.

 

Or it's the best condiment....

[whogo]

Groan. ;) As you know, that's the best compliment a pun can get.

No. It's the best condiment a pun can get.

 

I got a good laugh from my calendar. It shows Cinco de Mayo on May 6th!

[POA1]

No. It's the best condiment a pun can get.

 

I got a good laugh from my calendar. It shows Cinco de Mayo on May 6th!

Well, it IS a leap year.

[Beejay4016]

 

Brilliant, and for somebody in the Antipodes who has never heard of the 5th of May as a special day (and, wow, how special!), this gave both a laugh and a history lesson as I then had to google the real significance. Fabulous. Thank you.:D

[JmaD]

Haha too funny

[serendipity1499]

:D:D

 

Thanks for the good laugh!!!

[Topsham]

Once upon a time there was an atlantic salmon who lived in the cold waters near a loch in Scotland. His name was Rusty. One of those inquisitive fish. Getting into everything. Anyhow, one day he went swimming... a lot farther than ever before. He went far and also much deeper... way out into the wide North Atlantic. He started to find wrecks on the bottom and he would swim all through them and found them very interesting.

 

One day he found a very large wreck. It was a large wreck of an ocean liner. He spent days swimming all through the wreck and was amazed at the beauty of the ship and even thought it was a wreck it was still beautiful, sitting so serene on the sandy bottom of the ocean.

 

Some months later he got back home and he thought about that great ocean liner and he decided to write a book. Eventually the book was published and even today you can find it in most book shops. You can also get it on Amazon.com. Just look for it: 'Titanic Verses' by Salmon Rusty.

Edited May 6, 2016 by Topsham

[RuthC]

Once upon a time there was an atlantic salmon ...

 

... Eventually the book was published and even today you can find it in most book shops. Just look for it: 'Titanic Verses' by Salmon Rusty.

Never heard that one before. Very good.

Thanks for my first belly laugh of the day.

[Topsham]

Heard it years ago and all I could remember was the punch line! Wish I could remember the whole thing. It goes on and on and on. I was sure I would going to mess it up today.