LIVE from ANTHEM of the Seas - October 20, 2016

[Yorkvillain]

Since you are eating healthy don't forget that the bananas may be in a bowl between the ketchup and mayo.:D

 

 

 

Have a great cruise.

 

 

There are a lot of good (and funny) responses so far in this thread however Ourusualbeach is the clubhouse leader. Well done Ken. I went bananas over your reference to that classic thread.

 

Ok. I'll reveal what is in that bag in a moment. I'm just finishing clearing out my DVR.

[Yorkvillain]

Does anyone have or has anyone ever heard of a Squatty Potty? I've been the proud owner of a SP for a few months now and I have to say that I absolutely love it. Do a quick Google search if you have no idea what I am talking about. In a nut shell: it's a little stool that you put your feet on while you are trying to release the chocolate hostage or attempting to bust a grumpy.

 

It simulates the squatting position which is the natural position that you should be in when you are trying to stock the lake with brown trout or trying to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

 

All of the fanny fudge, sewer sauce and hell's candy comes out without any straining or pushing needed. It really is amazing especially if you have ever had problems trying to ride the porcelain bus or burying some cable.

 

My only dilemma was what will I do without my Squatty Potty while I am on vacation? Well a quick scan of their website revealed that they make a travel version as well in case you are away from home but need to get rid of some excess toilet twinkies or poo poo platters.

 

The travel size version comes with it's own blow up pump and carrying case (as seen earlier in this thread).

 

Here's the potty pump:

 

 

 

And here she is fully inflated. Isn't she pretty??? I know, she looks a little bloated and unattractive since the baby.

 

Edited October 20, 2016 by Yorkvillain

[Yorkvillain]

They also give you a complimentary copy of the Daily Deuce so you have something to read while you are choking the brownie.

 

 

[Yorkvillain]

They also give you a few rewards for trying to sink the Bismark.

 

A button:

 

 

And a crown:

 

 

This guy wasn't too happy when I did this to him. I explained to him that I washed my hands first but he didn't want to hear it.

 

Edited October 20, 2016 by Yorkvillain

[A&L_Ont]

I was totally wrong with my guess, butt ;) if it works why not. Your driving to the port, why not take. It wouldn't use it outside of your cabin though, you just never know how clean the floor is.:D

[Yorkvillain]

I was totally wrong with my guess, butt ;) if it works why not. Your driving to the port, why not take. It wouldn't use it outside of your cabin though, you just never know how clean the floor is.:D

 

 

Haha. I'm ASSuming they will let me use it on the poop deck.

[Yorkvillain]

Another addition to my cruise pack list - a portable microphone complete with wind muff (hamster) to hopefully improve the periscope audio a bit.

 

Thanks to Cruise Habit Billy for the recommendation.

 

 

 

 

[Cujo01]

A new addition to my cruise pack list. Any guesses?

 

 

It's a camping mattress. We're bringing one today too!

[Cujo01]

It's a camping mattress. We're bringing one today too!

 

Oh, a little late to the party I guess. Anyway I am bringing a camping mattress.

[BobbyD]

Does anyone have or has anyone ever heard of a Squatty Potty? I've been the proud owner of a SP for a few months now and I have to say that I absolutely love it.

 

Saw them on Shark Tank

[JaniceB]

Love the itinerary for this cruise.

 

A squatty potty and the info and goody packet is very amusing.

 

I was going to guess a small CPAP machine.

[CruiseLifeRick]

 

 

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[A&L_Ont]

This about says it all. Sorry, I had too drop that one on you.:p

 

 

 

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Edited October 20, 2016 by A&L_Ont

[Yorkvillain]

 

 

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Haha! Thank you Rick!

[smallfry74]

I am following your thread and I hope to catch some of your periscopes to. I have 150 days til I'm on her.

[Yorkvillain]

Ugh. We're not going to Bermuda now. Oh well. I'm on a ship for 9 days so I'm not complaining.

 

[vaborn2cruise]

Bummer! Better to be safe! Take care of the ship -- we board when you get off!

[Yorkvillain]

Bummer! Better to be safe!

 

 

Agreed. Bermuda is the reason why I booked this cruise 19 months ago. I'd rather be safe though so I'm not complaining.

 

And as Courtney said - even if we went to Bermuda we probably wouldn't go to Horseshoe Bay anyway since it would be raining the whole time.

[Yorkvillain]

I just went to Boleros to trade in my old Quantum Wow Band for a new one. Pretty easy. I'll trade this new one in next year on the Harmony.

 

Out with the old:

 

 

In with the new:

 

[Yorkvillain]

I'm going to email Dr. Ho and ask him if I am allowed to eat this:

 

[CruiseLifeRick]

I just went to Boleros to trade in my old Quantum Wow Band for a new one. Pretty easy. I'll trade this new one in next year on the Harmony.

 

Out with the old:

 

 

In with the new:

 

 

It's nice that the colors correspond to state of your liver for each sailing.

[Yorkvillain]

It's nice that the colors correspond to state of your liver for each sailing.

 

 

Ha. I feel bad that all that good Tito's research you did for me is going to waste on this trip.

[Yorkvillain]

KCJarvis always stays in Pope class. I usually stay in Altar Boy class.

 

[Kirkham711]

del rio sleeping bag.

[CruiseLifeRick]

KCJarvis always stays in Pope class. I usually stay in Altar Boy class.

 

 

 

Loving the angled balcony! Are we getting a room tour, sir?

 

 

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