Megan_Strick Posted March 15, 2017 #51 Share Posted March 15, 2017 I was standing on our balcony in Nassau and watched a girl walk with her head turned talking to someone and face planted in to a dumpster. Her friends laughed so loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABQrobin Posted March 15, 2017 #52 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Our CD, Mike Pack, was doing some sort of presentation in the Lobby when he noticed two teen girls standing in front. One of them was laughing and staring at her phone. He stopped what he was doing, ran over and grabbed her phone. Then he ran around the room for 10 minutes, taking selfies with it, with every person in the Lobby, all making faces or doing something silly. He took at least 100+ photos. Then he walked back over to her, handed her phone back to her, then went right back to his presentation like nothing happened. It was hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerseygirl1416 Posted March 15, 2017 #53 Share Posted March 15, 2017 a few years ago as my wife and i were on the elevator alone, it stopped at next level and man got on with his speedo on at full attention(excited). My wife started laughing(not loudly) and she looked at me and said poor guy and she asked the guy if he was cold. I remained quiet as the man didn't speak english , but when he got off my wife says to me why is he wearing a speedo and excited with a half a roll of pennies in his speedo. She loves to make me embarrassed and she will say anything. 😂😂😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHATOMFL Posted March 15, 2017 #54 Share Posted March 15, 2017 on our cruise in feb. after we boarded we went to the elevator to go to our room when another couple got in the elevator we asked them what deck they were on they said they didn't know we asked them there cabin number didn't know . told them to check there boarding pass they said they didn't have one. finaly told them they need to go to guest services. don't know if they ever found there cabin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johno1234 Posted March 15, 2017 #55 Share Posted March 15, 2017 My DW did a stint serving cocktails on Caribbean cruise ships when she was a youngster and has plenty of funny passenger stories. Like the one who asked what time the midnight buffet is. She was once asked where she was from. "New Zealand". And the reply "well you speak English very well, dear!" The ship's captain had a New Zealand wife so liked chatting with my DW and would always request her to bring a coffee up to the bridge. Cost her a lot in lost tips, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katiedid751 Posted March 15, 2017 #56 Share Posted March 15, 2017 That's messed up!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjock27 Posted March 15, 2017 #57 Share Posted March 15, 2017 On the Breeze last year I was laying out in a clamshell on the Serenity, late night, enjoying the stars and quiet. A little bit into my laying out, a couple came and laid in the clamshell right beside mine, oblivious that I was there. I could hear them giggling and kissing, so I got up and moved to a clamshell 2-3 away, to their oblivion. About 10 minutes later, another girl joined the couple on the clamshell and before you knew it, they were all three getting it on. All the way on. I was shocked! I quickly removed myself from the area. Talk about daring and awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LouisianaCruiser4200 Posted March 15, 2017 #58 Share Posted March 15, 2017 On the Breeze last year I was laying out in a clamshell on the Serenity, late night, enjoying the stars and quiet. A little bit into my laying out, a couple came and laid in the clamshell right beside mine, oblivious that I was there. I could hear them giggling and kissing, so I got up and moved to a clamshell 2-3 away, to their oblivion. About 10 minutes later, another girl joined the couple on the clamshell and before you knew it, they were all three getting it on. All the way on. I was shocked! I quickly removed myself from the area. Talk about daring and awkward. oh my gosh..:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camarowesley Posted March 16, 2017 #59 Share Posted March 16, 2017 We pretty much live in the spa on our cruises. For whatever reason, the spa staff ALWAYS trys to get you to come to the spa for your couples massages wearing the bathrobe from the room. We've never done it, as it would be really weird, but they do. One of the oddest things we've seen was on the last cruise we took out of Charleston last October. Everyday around lunch time we kept seeing people sleeping on the benches on the Lido Deck. I mean, why not go sleep in your cabin? Why didn't the staff wake them and tell them to go to their cabin? It was odd, but there were a lot of people doing it. They probably didn't go sleep in their cabin because they are so hot you can't sleep in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinalouise Posted March 16, 2017 #60 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Saw a gentleman (older gentleman I would say in his 70's-80's) last year on the Legend grab a glass of water from the lido deck and then proceeded to put Tomato Sauce (Ketchup) in his water started to drink it and then spat it out... I think he thought the sauce was like kool aid or cordial... Also had a streaker at a Neptune party (equator crossing party) a couple of years ago... that was funny! Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
js Posted March 16, 2017 #61 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Im not loyal to any particular line but the funniest thing we still talk about is on Carnival Breeze we saw people walking around in the CCL bathrobes. There was a guy in the middle of the day wearing one ordering a drink at the bar, there were two people on two different occasions wearing them throughout the ship. Ive never seen that on any line. We did love our Breeze cruise so much we booked Vista and we talk about wondering if we will see the bathrobes again lol Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tidygirl Posted March 16, 2017 #62 Share Posted March 16, 2017 On one of our cruises we were at the pool in the back, my hubby went to watch the wake when he glanced down there was an old guy sunbathing naked! Not sure if the guy knew everyone above could see him or not? I thought it would be fun to dump a glass of cold water down on him! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
js Posted March 16, 2017 #63 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Ever been to the Carnival Quest game night for adults only? Whoa /endthread I think it would violate the Cruise critic policy on vulgarity. My dd-22, my mom-70 and I-49 at the time were in a group on the Breeze last year that one first place. I came home with the wrong bra. Didnt even try to explain that one to my dh who didnt sail with us lol Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SadieN Posted March 16, 2017 #64 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Saw a gentleman (older gentleman I would say in his 70's-80's) last year on the Legend grab a glass of water from the lido deck and then proceeded to put Tomato Sauce (Ketchup) in his water started to drink it and then spat it out... I think he thought the sauce was like kool aid or cordial... ......... Sent from my iPad using Forums Depression Tomato Soup at the H&H was ketchup (free) and hot water (free) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
js Posted March 16, 2017 #65 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Here's one, ppl that wear bath robes all around the ship...🤣🤣🤣 Sent from my iPhone using Forums OMG I just said that before reading this whole thread. I only see that on CCL. Why do people think it may be normal to wear their bathrobes throughout the ship?!?! Sent from my iPhone using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNJCruisers Posted March 16, 2017 #66 Share Posted March 16, 2017 I came home with the wrong bra. So.....were the girls overflowing their new cups?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerman2 Posted March 16, 2017 #67 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Sailed during hurricane season and we weren't able to get back into Port of Miami. Woman at guest services demanding that Carnival get HER off the ship as she had Surgery scheduled the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyCityGamecock Posted March 16, 2017 #68 Share Posted March 16, 2017 So.....were the girls overflowing their new cups?:confused: That's appropriate First cruise: Carnival Victory, 4/17/2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennboy1981 Posted March 16, 2017 #69 Share Posted March 16, 2017 On one of our cruises we were at the pool in the back, my hubby went to watch the wake when he glanced down there was an old guy sunbathing naked! Not sure if the guy knew everyone above could see him or not? I thought it would be fun to dump a glass of cold water down on him! :) Lmao omg did u like run off after that? Id have died if i saw that Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-J320A using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElisMum23 Posted March 16, 2017 #70 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Gonna out my mother hahaha. It was hilarious and the next morning, Butch the cruise director then on the Glory, talked to her on the morning show and sent her a bottle of champagne. We joined in some games for the color party they were having. My mother discovered a new talent. She could put a quarter between her butt cheeks, walk a little ways, and then plop it directly into a cup. The funniest thing I had ever seen. One after another she kept doing it. She even kept the cup and quarter as a souvenir. She was recognized on the ship the rest of the cruise. It made for a fun time and great laughs still to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNJCruisers Posted March 16, 2017 #71 Share Posted March 16, 2017 That's appropriate First cruise: Carnival Victory, 4/17/2017 Lighten up Francis.....it's a joke. Enjoy your first cruise next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyCityGamecock Posted March 16, 2017 #72 Share Posted March 16, 2017 Thanks bud First cruise: Carnival Victory, 4/17/2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyZkaaayk Posted March 16, 2017 #73 Share Posted March 16, 2017 These are hilarious! I can't wait to take my first cruise in September and be able to tell people all my funny stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalconyPrincess Posted March 16, 2017 #74 Share Posted March 16, 2017 On the Conquest in April 2015 we were sitting around the main pool on Deck 9 when a guy in his 20s ran up the stairs to Deck 10 and vaulted over the railing into the pool below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieCharlotte Posted March 16, 2017 #75 Share Posted March 16, 2017 OMG I just said that before reading this whole thread. I only see that on CCL. Why do people think it may be normal to wear their bathrobes throughout the ship?!?! Sent from my iPhone using Forums On my first cruise, a cheap 4-day, the Bahamas had a cold spell. It was at most 60 degrees in the afternoon sun and freezing in the mornings and evenings. Many people were wearing their bathrobes to stay warm, especially when they tried to make it from the hot tub to their rooms. The lido buffet was full of bathrobes. I assumed that was normal for a Carnival cruise. On my next cruise, it took me awhile to realize that no one else was wearing their bathrobes to lido and I needed to start packing a cover-up. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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