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Once on the Sensation, A group of guys/gals set up a slip and slide down the Riviera deck.... on the Spirit a few guys (sailing on the ship) were on the dock exit in Ketchikan with a hand made sign "currency exchange, best rate on Alaskan dollar"... naked guy passed out in hallway with "a$$h&@? Written on his forehead... 2 young women walking around with the cabin drapes as togas... and finally a really odd young man on the Splendor who joined every line dance, visited each lounge and show, photobombed everyone and randomally "danced" around the dining room and Lido deck in a tutu and Mexican wrestling mask... like THE WHOLE CRUISE!!! Aaahhh and a quinceniera on valor out of Puerto Rico where they pulled the quince girl (15 year old) around "everywhere " in her ball gown on a wheelchair that was modified to look like a rainbow unicorn...

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On our first Disney cruise we got back on board at Cozumel and were going to take the elevator up to our cabin. The doors opened and there slumped in the corner completely passed out was an early 20-something year old woman. We just kind of looked for a few seconds and then my wife was just entering to check on her when two guys and a woman come RUNNING down the stairs. One of the guys scooped her up and they left without saying a word or acknowledging us at all. They weren't even laughing about it. It all seemed so surreal.

 

 

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Years ago on the Sensation we were sitting in the bar area outside the main dining room chatting with different people on the last night of the cruise. I asked one woman if she had been enjoying her meals in the dining room. She said she couldn't afford to eat in the dining room:o I asked her did she not know that there was no charge to eat in the MDR and that it was included? I felt really bad for her that she had no idea and nobody had helped her along during the whole cruise.

 

 

JAHAHHAHAA i'm sorry that's hilarious

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We shared a dining table with a family from Ireland once, very nice people - we had a great time with them. The night the Pirate came in for photos was memorable tho. The Pirate leaned over the dad, brandishing his sword in front of the dad for the photo. Just as the photographer snapped the pic the smiling dad reached back and, not changing his expression at all, grabbed the Pirates jewels. LOL - the photo was priceless - dad sitting there smiling away :halo: , the Pirate was :eek:. There would be a crowd of people around that photo for the rest of the week!!

 

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On the Breeze , late 1 night after watching movie , Went thru the doors off of the lido deck 10 ,Headed toward the glass elevators , a car was going up. A guy and his wife/girl , in the elevator Never seen them before or again on the ship , He started acting like a monkey ,waving his hands over his head , jumping up and down .. So I started doing the same thing back at him ! Our wives were laughing so hard.. There was no one else in the halls to see us ...

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At a pool game a group of cruisers were chosen, one of which was a woman about 35 y/o wearing a tiny thong bikini. They threw a bunch of fruit and vegetables in the pool and the goal was to get as many as possible in your suit.

 

She didn't have much room to put anything but stuffed her bra until both boobs were out of the suit. The guy running the game was shouting "Wait, this is a family cruise!" My son age 12 at the time and all the other guys were gawking. She didn't win.

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We were getting our golf cart outside the cruise terminal in Grand Turk and one of the cruise passengers had rented a little moped. Well he got on his moped and obviously had never been on a bike of any sort before. Looked like he gunned it and ran straight into the fence/bushes. They had to take him in the ambulance. Not sure how he got hurt so bad in such a short run but he did.

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A few years back I was in an elevator with an older man walking with a limp and cane. It was just him and I. He asked if I would zip his zipper up for him. I kindly said no. (could you imagine me zipping up his zipper at the same exact instant the elevator door opened with guests waiting to enter.... not a good sight)

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She didn't have much room to put anything but stuffed her bra until both boobs were out of the suit. The guy running the game was shouting "Wait, this is a family cruise!" My son age 12 at the time and all the other guys were gawking. She didn't win.

Sounds to me like she won the boobie prize. (y)
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At embarkation I got on one of the elevators and it got full. A man forced the closing doors to open to get on. He was a very big man. A short older man told him he couldn't get on as he'd put us over the weight limit. "You're too fat." "I'll give you fat." I thought they were friends and the guy was teasing. Turned out the big man didn't know him.

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Playing blackjack one night had a gentleman at the other end of the table, telling his girlfriend how wrong I was playing. Of at the time I was up almost $1500. Asked him how he was doing said he was down about $2000. Had all I could to not laugh out loud.

 

 

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How much were you betting a hand? Jealous!

 

 

First cruise: Carnival Victory, 4/17/2017

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This wasn't a laughable moment, but we were on the Freedom 3 or 4 years ago at guest services. A guy came running in guest services from outside and hollered "I almost fell overboard, the railing broke!" The lady from guest services replied "someone fell overboard?" He said "NO, I almost fell overboard." He said that he was leaning over the rail taking pictures of the spray coming off the front of the ship, and the top wood part of the railing broke off. We went running back with him and the quest services staff. The wood part of the rail was only being held on by one side. I don't know how he didn't go overboard. He was a lucky duck for sure that night!

 

 

That's scary. He must have peed his pants,.

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In San Juan we had already checked in and got back off the ship to go explore some more. When we came back, there were still people arriving and checking in. One couple had been to the store and bought a 42" TV. I wanted to wait and see how they got it through security but it was too hot outside.

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On the Ecstasy last September, we had our "go to" bartender. of walking to the casino bar, I went to the Empress bar it was the floor we were on. I was walking back to the room, and said out loud to myself that my margarita didn't have any tequila in it. The lady walking in front of me told me she smuggled her tequilia on, and she would give me a shot to pour in my drink. I politely passed since I had cheers, and I already wasn't feeling much pain. The lady had two plates in her hands that she had just brought back from. She asked me if I minded reaching in her front pocket and grabbing her room key. I told her I would hold her plates for her.

 

She wanted you in her room. You would have gotten lucky. lol

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A few years ago as my wife and I were on the elevator alone, it stopped at next level and man got on with his speedo on at full attention(excited). My wife started laughing(not loudly) and she looked at me and said poor guy and she asked the guy if he was cold. I remained quiet as the man didn't speak English , but when he got off my wife says to me why is he wearing a speedo and excited with a half a roll of pennies in his speedo. She loves to make me embarrassed and she will say anything.

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Here's one, ppl that wear bath robes all around the ship...??????

 

We pretty much live in the spa on our cruises. For whatever reason, the spa staff ALWAYS trys to get you to come to the spa for your couples massages wearing the bathrobe from the room. We've never done it, as it would be really weird, but they do.

 

One of the oddest things we've seen was on the last cruise we took out of Charleston last October. Everyday around lunch time we kept seeing people sleeping on the benches on the Lido Deck. I mean, why not go sleep in your cabin? Why didn't the staff wake them and tell them to go to their cabin? It was odd, but there were a lot of people doing it.

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On the Enchanted Isle years ago I had gone to get our beads for the Marcia Gras parade, coming down on the elevator a young lady, very well endowed raised her blouse until I gave her some beads, not just a few seconds, but the entire ride down. I was just thankful my wife was in the casino or I might have been one of those passengers that "accidently" fell overboard.

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A few years ago as my wife and I were on the elevator alone, it stopped at next level and man got on with his speedo on at full attention(excited). My wife started laughing(not loudly) and she looked at me and said poor guy and she asked the guy if he was cold. I remained quiet as the man didn't speak English , but when he got off my wife says to me why is he wearing a speedo and excited with a half a roll of pennies in his speedo. She loves to make me embarrassed and she will say anything.

Lmao thats funny!

 

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