“So a Penguin, a Horse and Polar Bear walk into a bar on the Edge...

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[alibaba1]

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[centurycruiser]

2 hours ago, gr8life said:

How  did he get there?? 

[alibaba1]

Did you hear about the dyslexic police officer? He drove around all night giving out IUDs

 

That's a lot better than the one about the cheese factory exploding (debris everywhere....)

 

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything!"

 

the Dalai Lama getting an empty birthday box.. "Nothing! just what I wanted"

 

We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

 

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

 

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

 

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention

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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

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2020 is a unique Leap Year.
It has 29 days in February and 5 years in March.

[Spif Barwunkel]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

[Spif Barwunkel]

“I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west!”–

[Spif Barwunkel]

Two men were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car’s indicators are working.

He promptly sticks his head out the window and says: “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

[Spif Barwunkel]

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 minutes. Poor guy.

Edited April 1, 2020 by Spif Barwunkel

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To paraphrase a soccer announcer "GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL"