That is so funny. Did you eat your English breakfast? I've had some funny experiences ordering tea. In London, I ordered a cup of tea. It arrived a cup of milk tea. When I said I wanted black tea, the lady snapped I should have said back tea. Lesson learned. In Louisiana, USA we ordered a cup of tea. Imagine our shock when iced tea, with ice cubes, arrived!
On my first trip to UK, I was the sole driver, with two non drivers. I also drove from Scotland to Belfast. Being a tiny car, they squashed my car on last, partly on the flap! Being the time of the Troubles, it was less expensive to leave our car in Londonderry and hire another car to tour Ireland. Getting used to the new clutch, I kangaroo hopped into Ireland. I always remember picking up an elderly gentleman, who kept saying "begorrah, tis the end of my days". We ended up going to a local show with this old man, such a fun day. The joys of independent travel. We've driven around Ireland a few times since, the last for a daughter's schoolies. The last cruise I seriously looked at booking was around Ireland, but I got cold feet because of Covid.